OK I’m breaking down and writing about the shower boobs you can squeeze for shampoo/body gel/conditioner simply because I find the concept entirely too amusing in my sophomoric ways. Apparently it’s a real product called, not surprisingly, Shower Boobs.

Do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? Actually that’s probably a silly question. Well now you can do just that, and make them squirt into the bargain. Before this descends into Carry On territory, we should make it clear that the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser. Well what else could we have been insinuating?

Shower Breasts are guaranteed to make you want to wash more often. This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall with the suckers provided, with each bosom having a compartment for shower gel, shampoo or conditioner. To dispense, simply squeeze away – but be warned, you could run out of shower gel very quickly…

A great fun gift, Shower Breasts are so tactile that you’ll be ready to move into the shower. In fact, if any female Boys Stuff fans out there are having trouble with their man’s personal hygiene, this could be the solution. And all that squeezing is sure to help build his biceps, so everyone’s a winner.

Now as much as I enjoy a good handful of tit every now and then, I have to admit to thinking this is a bit of an odd way to get guys to wash themselves. I’m also not sure that I want to associate a nice pair of boobs with the dispensing of shampoo, but I suppose if it works for some guys then there’s no real harm in it. Apparently this is another product for the folks in the U.K. as the price listed is £14.95 (about $26.91 USD).

Damn those Brits! They get all the cool toys.