I’m still waiting to be able to pay for vending machines with my cell phone credit.

I didn’t know they sold used panties in vending machines.  That’s interesting.

mmmm panties

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm

used to be true, unfortunatly no longer the case.  snopes is your friend.

I think I’m turning Japanese!

Did you see the photograph of the Japanese revelers worshipping the giant inflatable pink penis? It’s supposed to ward off disease.

mmmpenis

Since it’s unlikely anyone wants to buy someone else’s used underwear, I don’t understand why they don’t charge a few yen more and sell NEW underwear!

The Japanese must have an underwear shortage.

The Japanese never cease to amaze/amuse me.

Their latest celebration had me rolling…

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=picture&id=1216

Brock,
I think you miss the whole point of the used underwear. The price of the used underwear costs more than your usual at $50 according to the snoopes site.

I suggest you read the snopes site above to get the full story behind the underwear.

Wow Pop Tarts, you really don’t get my sense of humor! This is the second time in a week where you appear to be taking what I said seriously.

Am I this bad at satire? Is my humor so obtuse and inexact to others here, as well?

Should I limit myself to being morose and argumentative?

Brock, I think PopTarts was offering you a goof- As they use to say in NYC, the extra “E’ is for Extra Undie Odor!  (BTW, did anyone else notice how snarky Snopes got over this subject?)
I was truly bummed to find that the ‘soiled panty’ machines weren’t on every street corner, crammed with adolescent frustration juice. (Girls are prone to that to, fellas.) But you CAN buy fresh eggs, apparently, so I guess that makes up for something.
I can’t help wondering, tho’, how those eggs can roll down those chutes without breaking.....  Any Japanese engineers out there willing to explain?

Well, sometimes because of the lack of tone or pitch due to writings, I sometime miss the point.

The ice-cream machine vending machine is great. It even offers ice-cream cones. Another thing that is interesting about Japan, if you happen to visit is its carparks. Cars are lifted up and slot into place to save on more space.

They stopped selling le panties? NOO! I’m too late to buy any! Looks like I’ll have to buy them from that shady fellow down the street in the trenchcoat...*Sigh*

Is there any country more stupid than Japan?
The answer is NO!
Japan is the most bizarre and the most abnormal country in the world.
In Japan, they sell girls’ used panties in the vending machine. Plus, if you go restaurants, girls ask for sex. They even ask with lousy english “ I will pay”
Stupid isn’t it?
Plus, all japanese girls fell proud when they have experinced receiving white male’s private thing.

Plain stupid retarded nation

japanese ppl’s mentality is seriously and constantly distorted.
They are subnormal creatures.
Let’s sympathize them.
Since the US dropped bomb to japan, none of Japanese ppl are normal.
They all have side effects from nuclear weapons.

That’s why people from japan are totally mentally paralyzed

Ah, there’s nothing like the ranting of bigots first thing in the morning.

“Am I this bad at satire?” *

Nah, Brock, you’re just especially good at it, which has it’s consequences. Smirk on, we can always ask.

Oh no wait. Was the question supposed to be satirical? Doh.

*can’t get the quote formatting to work. doh again.

Nah, Brock, you’re just especially good at it, which has it’s consequences.

Thanks amy, I feel much better now. I’m really not used to being taken so seriously.

Satire of satire - Now THERE’S a challenge!

Why don`t sell panties? Ilike that kind of fetish!
And other kinds of fetish! What is normal or not!?

The used panty vending machines no longer exist. they were banned a while ago

They now sell used tampons. Ahhh… that deliciously fishy smell!

The new breed of archaeologists can tell what period each is from. 

Caked pussy juice can be so fun to study.

Wouldn’t you agree? :D

you sick freak go call your momma. u should all die, i hope ur wife hates you.

I see that there is a crazy Korean bashing Japan above, GOD! I see this so much online, i actually feel sorry for the Japanese. Being Korean i assume that you still have issues and a grudge with Japan because of what happened last century and during the latter part of the 19th century. Just like many Chinese people i have met you will not move on and conveniently ignore the fact that Japan was Koreas largest aid donor and is Chinas largest aid donor and has repented and apologised god knows how many times for what happened (Japan = UN’s largest donor per head and you cannot keep blaming them for what their freaking GREAT GRANDPARENTS did).

Please understand that the more you East Asians bitch at each other and argue over what was and silly little uninabited islands in the Sea of Japan (yes it is called the ‘Sea of Japan’ get over it) and the south China sea (instead of resolving the issues and splitting any resources that may be around these islands) the more Europe (with the worlds largest trade bloc) and the USA (with the worlds largest economy) laugh at you. Japan already punhes above her weight economically and technologically and is no2 in the world in most feilds globally, if South Korea (with her improving technology) and China (with 1/5 of the worlds population) worked with Japan (instead of bitching her while ripping off her popular cuture ie Korea music is Jpop in denial) then East Asia would rule the world.

So please do not talk about nukes and call all the Japanese retards, i know several people who have been to both Japan and South Korea and they comment that out of all the countries they have visited your two nations are the most ALIKE and they dont understand how you can bicker so much in 2007, i mean the Isreali’s (Jews) dont constantly bitch about the Germans all the time do they?, they have MOVED ON. The Japanese may do slightly odd and coulorful things but its not like they are a nation of mass murderers (please do not go back to WW2 over this comment please, as i said MOVE ON) and they have the lowest crime rate of any developed nation so what they do clearly cant be that bad.