And when the storm hits we can assume that good either isn’t listening or is being evil?

Ugh, I meant god, not good. Sorry about that.

Clear case of God�s vengeance.  Is it a coincidence that Pat�s hometown is in the path of Isabel?  Another of the great Christian paradoxes�I guess the guys whose prayers are not up to snuff will get hit by the storm, while the righteous fellas will be saved from it

OHHH Does that mean I can put all my yard crap back out???
And I can return all the bottled water that I had to wait a half hour to buy???
LMAO

And people wonder why I find Christianity to be a joke…

Seriously, I don’t even know why those eggheads at the National Hurricane Center even bother when you have a hurricane path trump card like Pat Robertson lingering around.

The sad part is that Pat’s made a relatively safe bet. If the storm does turn and head back out over the ocean then Pat can claim victory for the power of prayer. If the storm hits, but does only light to moderate damage then Pat can claim that the effects were lessened because of his prayer. Hell, even if it does major damage and loss of life Pat can always lay claim that it would have been much worse if he hadn’t prayed to God about it.

One of the many advantages to invisible beings is it makes it hard to argue against those who claim to have their favor.

Pat is definitely in a win-win situation.  Even if Isabel hits and wipes out thousands of people, ole Pat can say it was the wrath of God against sinners, although I�ll bet he is pissed that Orlando (and gay-loving Disney) dodged the bullet.  It�s just like when God made Timothy McVeigh�s license plate fall off right after the OK City bombing, which led to his capture.  It couldn�t have been that the moron just didn�t secure it properly!

yeah.

Wow, this guy REALLY reminds me of Zhang Liang from dynasty warriors.  For anyone who has no idea what I’m talking about, hes a crazy guy with a giant beard who believes he can save the Han dynasty by causing pesants to randomly kill people and making stuff appear out of nowhere.

Asking the heavens, or in this case God, to make a wall appear to protect his people is right in his alley.

And if anyone says that a city destroyed by this storm is a victim of the wrath of the lord, I ask the world to casterate, draw, and quarter them.