I write quite a bit about religion, atheism and various related issues so it’s only natural that my site would attract more than the usual attention from overly religious folks who feel the need to try and show me the error of my ways. I don’t mind that all that much, though it does get rather boring hearing the same old arguments over and over again as to why God(s) exist from people who don’t seem to know that dictionaries exist or what “punctuation” means. Occasionally someone will come along who at least knows how to use a spell checker and makes a moderate attempt at punctuation and I get my hopes up that maybe I’ll hear a new take on the old God argument only to be let down when they fall back into the same old points all over again.
So while I was browsing FARK this afternoon I was surprised to see a link to the following website: Three Hundred Proofs of God’s Existence!
Three hundred proofs? Hot damn! Surely there has to be at least a couple of new ideas to chew on out of 300 proofs, right? Turns out this is actually a bit of humor from the folks at the Atheists of Silicon Valley website where they’ve taken a shit-load of common Theist’s arguments and boiled them down to very short summaries such as:
25. ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.26. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.27. ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM
(1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
While some of them are simply silly, there’s a lot of surprisingly accurate summaries of actual arguments used by Theists in among the mix and it makes for some hilarious reading. I’m tempted to take the list and recreate it here with check boxes so that Theists can just show up, check off whichever argument they would normally waste hours trying to type in without spelling a single word correctly and when they hit submit it would email me their argument and I can laugh at it and go back to playing video games. It’d save us both a lot of time.


Just a quick note on this, although it was posted several weeks ago. This is an excellent example of a bible criticism founded on ignorance. Honestly, if you want to critique the bible, you should first learn something about it, right?
What did it mean for Ham to “uncover his father’s nakedness”? It’s a Hebreism. It means, quite bluntly, that Ham engaged in incest with Noah’s wife, his own mother. In fact, if you have an original King James version Bible, you will note that most of the sexual laws in Exodus 20 and 28, and Leviticus 18 are written in the same way. The specific precept which Ham violated is written of in Leviticus 18,8: The nakedness of thy father’s wife shalt thou not uncover: it [is] thy father’s nakedness. When the Hebrews spoke of “uncovering his father’s nakedness”, it didn’t mean stumbling by while he was bathing. They were talking about intercourse.
Many newer translations make this clear for the benefit of people unfamiliar with Hebrew idioms. The same verse (Lev 18,8) in the New American Bible: You shall not have intercourse with your father’s wife, for that would be a disgrace to your father. Here they’ve made clear the meaning of the Hebrew scripture. The problem is that many translations don’t clarify what happened in Genesis chapter 9, and so a modern reader is left wondering what Noah is so angry about.
It should be clear, at this point, why Noah expelled Canaan from the camp and from the tribe: he was the product of Ham’s incest with his own mother. Noah didn’t want him around as a constant reminder of his own and his wife’s disgrace.