On Taco Bell’s quality improvement process I’m all E.A.R.S.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 09:36 AM. Read 807 times. Tags:
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JethricOne sent me this rather disturbing bit of corporate sloganeering:

    I was at a local Taco Bell last week, and saw the following sign for their quality improvement process, which they call “EARS.” I wrote it down verbatim to make sure I got it right:

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    | E.A.R.S
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    | Explore
    | Annalze
    | Respond
    | Make it stick
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The connotations are nearly endless… Too. Many. Jokes. Head. A’sploding!

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Qoayn United States Posted on 07/14/2005 at 10:11 PM

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wow.. nice fucking typo.

I bet someone got promoted off of that shit.

My wife and colleagues were once briefed by an Army
Captain who insisted that the picture of the Capitol building was the white house and Army privates didn’t know any better.  We laughed our fucking asses off. Some fucking leader.
(this guy was promoted shortly thereafter.)

ahh.. a career based on powerpoint slides and other peoples work. I dont think I could ever be
a worthless limp-dick manager.. ..no matter how hard i tried.

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