...but they’re working really hard to speculate the living shit out of the possibilities. It seems every little crumb of info the news media can get their hands on is being slapped onto a taffy puller and stretched as far as they can manage. For example: When paramedics arrived her heart wasn’t beating (a common occurrence when someone dies) so heres a list of 50 or so possible heart related problems she might have had but didn’t know about including some so obscure her chances of dieing from it are a million to one against.
They had one solid fact: Anna Nicole Smith is dead. Beyond that it was all just idle speculation by the news media. Was she murdered? Did she O.D.? Was she crushed under the weight of her own tits? What happens to her son? Is she a modern-day Marilyn Monroe? Was John F. Kennedy’s corpse spotted anywhere near her motel room?
I don’t know if the media is just so sick of reporting the awful news that’s coming out of Iraq on a daily basis or they think the public really gives that much of a shit about what was easily one of the most successful white trash women around, but it’s another one of those events that makes me ignore the news for a few days until it blows over. Of course Nancy Grace will be all over this for months to come I’m sure, what with being a fellow white trasher and all.
That’s why I need to start my own news network: LNN - Les News Network. Our coverage of Anna’s death would’ve been like this.
HEADLINE: ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS DEAD.
Anna Nicole Smith, famous Playboy playmate and gold digger, is dead at the age of 39. She was found in her hotel room unconscious and not breathing. No one has a fucking clue as to how she died yet and we’re not about to sit around and dream up possibilities when there’s other news to report. When we know more, you’ll know more.
And that would be it.


















On the issue of judging others: Whether we like it or not, judging others is an inherent part of our nature and it’s served us pretty well overall. It’s instinctive, often subconscious, and something everyone does not just of other people, but of situations, propositions, and so on.
You may argue over how qualified you or I may be to judge another, but then that’s never really stopped anyone from being judgmental. I’m sure I’m judged by every person who stops by this site. Some folks are impressed, some are repulsed. I’m less concerned with the average person passing through than I am with the people I know and care about.
In other words: You might find to be a dick, but that only matters if I give a shit what your opinion of me is.
I’m sure if she were alive Anna Nicole Smith wouldn’t care in the least that I think she was a white trash gold-digger. For all my opinions about her, she’s done much better for herself than I ever have so why should she care what I think?