I love me some Pickle Juice. I especially love it when Natalie turns her wicked wit loose on things so deserving of it. She recently landed a job at a company owned and run by good, upstanding Christians and as a result she’s posted her list of “things not to say...” while on such a job. Here’s a few of my favorites:
- Was Joan of Arc just some crazy bitch, or do you think there was some truth to that? Because sometimes I hear voices telling me to kill people, too, and I would really love to pin that one on God.
- If those priests were allowed to kick it once in a while with some hot chica maybe they’d leave the little boys alone, am I right? Or do you think that gay pedophiles are naturally drawn to the priesthood?
- Do you ever wonder if the ‘Burning Bush’ was a euphemism for Moses’ raging gonorrhea?
- You know why I think there are so many missionaries sent over to Africa? It’s not to spread the gospel - it’s to see them sweet-ass tribal titties.
Oh yeah, some funny shit there.
Posted on 02/12/2004 at 11:12 AM 
Despite being a Catholic myself, I find that list pretty darn funny. However, Natalie did make one mistake that I noticed. The Immaculate Conception was not the fact that Mary concieved Jesus without having sex but rather that she was born without sin. This is a common misconception among all people, even Catholics. Just wanted to point that out. Still a hilarious list.