Nassssty, eeeeeevil, atheistsssssss!

Posted by Les on Friday, June 30, 2006 at 11:26 AM. Read 2679 times. Tags: , ,
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You have got to check out this laugh-riot of an excuse for an essay by Brandon T Stanley at his blog Enemies Foreign and Domestic titled: A Polemic Against Atheism.

A man can never be reasoned out of any position which he never reasoned himself into. Thus is the root of all evil in today’s America: the doctrines of unreason yet made more insidious by masquerading as reason. At the head of these forces is the force of Atheism. This is not meant to soothe the hearts of disbelief, or to call someone to faith. I will not mince word with those who would advance the putrid banner of nihilism under the cover of a cannonade of so-called reason. Atheism as a metaphysic comes to us in a variety of forms: Music, T.V, so called “American Culture”. Atheism, first and foremost, is a religion. All forms of extremist atheism, whether they are Objectivism, Marxism, or any other ism, make metaphysical claims. These claims are never challenged nor questioned. Atheism as a religion has Ten Commandments.

They are:
1) Man consists of nothing more than atoms, hence he has no essence
2) Man should therefore seek Paradise on Earth
3) Reality must be what we see in front of us
4) Religious faith is bad; but faith in fellow man good
5) We must be the judge of whether God is righteous or not
6) Eschatology in religion bad; eschatology in science good
7) Ethical judgments cannot be made; all is relative
8) The Universe is an accident
9) Evolution can never be questioned. Prophet Darwin is unassailable
10) Faith is a stupidity, and faith must be taken as “belief in something you cannot see.”

Are they not patently absurd?

I nearly choked on my lunch from laughing at that drivel. It’s a great example of how to construct a strawman argument and leaves some of the drive-by commenters that come around SEB in the dust. Go read the full thing, but be careful not to be drinking anything when you do.

Brought to us by Brent over at UTI.

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squirt Canada Posted on 07/02/2006 at 10:35 PM

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Hi elwed,

You’re always on your best behaviour, aren’t you?  :þ

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zilch Austria Posted on 07/03/2006 at 12:52 AM

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Welcome to the snake den, squirt.  I won’t bite if you don’t jab me with that thorn. :þ

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 07/03/2006 at 10:40 AM

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don’t jab me with that thorn

How obscure is that?

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Mickey Smith, Defending the Earth United States Posted on 07/03/2006 at 12:50 PM

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The sentence “Cybermen plus Daleks… together we could upgrade the universe!” is all the proof I need to know that there is a God! (Okay, not really, but still… Daleks and Cybermen!!! WOOT!!).

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 07/03/2006 at 07:19 PM

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It’s gonna be a corker. And it’s on BBC1 8 July 2006. My money is NO CHANCE of an alliance- Cybermen Vs Daleks, with the Doctor in between…

woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooo.

Course, you must be an athiest to watch. Life on other planets is against Gods Law. (Notice how I cleverly brought that back on thread? Dying to post this somewhere to let you all on that side of the pond know its GONNA BE A STONKER)

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zilch Austria Posted on 07/03/2006 at 08:17 PM

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Life on other planets is against Gods Law.

Not according to everyone’s favorite madcap creationist cartoonist Jim Pinkoski, it’s not.  No kidding.

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Zombiejack Great Britain (UK) Posted on 07/04/2006 at 10:55 AM

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I recomend reading some of his other articles were he makes the other assertions:

-Islam suxxors
-muhammed was insane
-christianity is responsible for capitalism and consummerism and right wing politics. (Has he actually read the book?)
-christianity is responsible for democracy
-liberals are evil blah blah

It was so easy to poke holes in his writting that I stopped after a few paragraphs out of pity. He is what is known within British circles as ‘a bit of thicky’. He not only completly fails to grasp or even attempt to understand ideas which are opposed. But his understanding of his own religion is so shallow it makes my theologicly obsessed brain hurt to read his articles. Just another 15 year old teenager thinking he understands the world from his own knee-jerk instincts.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 07/04/2006 at 12:17 PM

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I don’t doubt that the rest of the articles are as inane as the one quoted. However, I get the impression that the author is trying to show off his smart mouth and way with words rather than his logical prowess. If so, it seems to me that tying a pink ribbon around a steaming pile of shit isn’t enough to distract from the turd.

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moses United States Posted on 07/04/2006 at 12:28 PM

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Just read Brandon’s genius bio and anyone who lists his favorite music as heavy metal and classical all in the same sentence has told me all I need to know!!!!!!!!!!
Plus I bet he had to look up those books to find ones that looked good!

zilch Austria Posted on 07/04/2006 at 02:29 PM

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Well, he posted my first comment, but he dembskied the second.  Either that, or the atheists of the world are swarming him and he doesn’t have the bandwidth to handle it. LOL

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 07/04/2006 at 07:10 PM

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I don’t doubt that the rest of the articles are as inane as the one quoted.

The Democrats are intending to impose a marxist leninist state (’Democrats plan for 06’)

Time for your meds Mr Stanley…

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OB United States Posted on 07/04/2006 at 10:00 PM

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Well, he posted my first comment, but he dembskied the second.  Either that, or the atheists of the world are swarming him and he doesn’t have the bandwidth to handle it. LOL

He never posted mine; big baby!  LOL I don’t even remember what I said now, though it must’ve threatened him somehow.  I think choosing to approve comments on one’s own blog (for any reason other than SPAM anyway) is pretty pussified though.

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 07/04/2006 at 10:31 PM

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I love the term ‘dembskied’ to mean deleting comments that one can’t answer and wishes not to face.  cool grin

I don’t have comment moderation turned on, though I do delete certain classes of comments even when they’re not spam.  Commenters who make a point, even if i strongly disagree, can stay.  Commenters who just say things like “Huh - you fags should all just get a life”, I delete.

The commenter I have the most trouble with is my middle son.  He drops by occasionally to vivisect one of my posts and leave it twitching on the floor all bloody and gory.  And damn it, he’s usually right.  If I were going to ‘dembski’ anyone… but of course I don’t.

s’OK - hell, I’m just glad to hear from him!  Though it can be disconcerting having children smarter than oneself.  hmmm

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 07/04/2006 at 10:41 PM

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I meant to add about Brandon - he lists Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot as among his favorite books.  He is aware that Sagan’s an atheist, is he not?  wink

But hey, he’s a smart kid, and confuses being smart with knowing a damn thing about, well, anything.

He wants to become “a published author”.  Well, he did that; he has a blog, with quite a few readers, too.  Maybe he covets the ego-trip of seeing his name on a hard-bound book.  Or maybe he has misconceptions about how much money one makes from publishing a book.  Unless your name is Mitchner, Rowling, Waller, Crichton, etc., good luck!.

moses United States Posted on 07/04/2006 at 10:53 PM

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Just had a great idea. Why don’t we introduce Brandon Stanley to David Thompson and then record the conversation. wow!

danmanning United States Posted on 07/04/2006 at 11:11 PM

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you know, the kid is only twenty.  I was a dumb shit at twenty.  I’m still a dumb shit at 39.  Let’s let him actually live out of the nest a few years and check back in with him.  This whipping a puppy for peeing on the floor before it knows better.

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 07/05/2006 at 01:25 AM

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Moses: I bet he had to look up those books to find ones that looked good!

I was surprised he didn’t have any of Annie Coulter’s books listed as he sounds such a clonified version of her in so many ways.

DoF: Though it can be disconcerting having children smarter than oneself.

And, you love it. LOL

DM: I was a dumb shit at twenty.

In retrospect, we all were. But, at the time, didn’t we all think we were masters of the universe? LOL

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zilch Austria Posted on 07/05/2006 at 03:43 AM

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But, at the time, didn’t we all think we were masters of the universe?

Yes and no.  When I was twenty-something, a friend suggested an exercise on power, which I performed and found useful.  I hiked up the Big River, found a lonely hilltop, and stood there, facing each of the compass points in turn, shouting out “I am the Ruler of the Universe, and the Master of Space and Time”.  Just as my friend said, I was filled with a sense of my punyness, and collapsed on the ground laughing.  But I was seen- I caught a glimpse of a fellow wanderer disappearing into the bushes.  I recognized him later in the streets of Mendocino, but he looked at me askance and hurried away.  I wonder why…

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 07/05/2006 at 06:16 AM

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LJ: “And, you love it.”

You bet!  I can be disconcerted and happy at the same time.  I contain multitudes.

Zilch - funny story.  A parable on the value of absurdity LOL

Les United States Posted on 07/05/2006 at 06:51 AM

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Like Zilch I don’t think I ever held the illusion that I was all that and a bag of chips in my early 20s. If anything most of my early years were filled with doubts of my own abilities and worth. I didn’t become all that confident in myself as a person until I hit my 30s.

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squirt Canada Posted on 07/05/2006 at 08:21 AM

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I’m trying to remember my early 20s ... I think they were good.  It was in my late teens / early 20s that I started reading Voltaire and Camus and Sartre and all that fun stuff.  And damn, they gave me university credit for writing drivel about it.  Minoring in French Lit was one of the best decisions I made as a young’un ....

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 07/05/2006 at 08:42 AM

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As every parent should know, never confuse the lack of experience with the lack of intelligence.

With regards to Brandon, I haven’t formed an opinion about how smart he really is, but he sure lacks experience. But not to worry, some people get themselves appointed to President even though they appear to lack both.

I don’t recall having had a case of masteroftheuniversitis at age 20. Come to think of it, I was done with military service as a conscript at that time, which sort of puts things into perspective. I hear Brandon also writes military prose - perhaps he should serve in the military first to get some hands-on experience…

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Zombiejack Great Britain (UK) Posted on 07/05/2006 at 09:32 AM

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I’m in my early twenties now and I’ve really started to wise up to the world and other people. Having experianced humanity and read varociously since I was 18 I’m far more mature and far less pretencious than Brandon is. Hell I havnt spouted crap like him since I was 16. In all honesty from his writting style and extreme opnions I’d say he’s led a rather sheltered and conceited life, he certainly hasnt given actually thought through his opnions very well-his tendacy to be contradictive, willfully ignorant and often hypocritical tends to shine through in his work.

If he read a little or at the very least assumed a more consistant veiwpoint (you can’t praise Ghengis Kahn for his success and then lambast Islam for doing far less). His writting would improve substancially

moses United States Posted on 07/05/2006 at 09:51 AM

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The hell with all these smart assed twenty somethings. I have a kid who is seventeen and he’s way smarter than all of them put together. Just ask him!

moses United States Posted on 07/05/2006 at 09:53 AM

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Actually you can’t ask him. He’s in a youth detention center right now for B & E!

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