Naked man jumps in shark tank, shark dies of fright.

Posted by Les on Monday, June 16, 2003 at 08:57 AM. Read 404 times. Tags:
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Man, how ugly do you have to be that the sight of your naked body is scary enough to kill a shark?

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Firemistress United States Posted on 06/16/2003 at 10:59 AM

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Hmm...from what I’ve heard about smooth hound sharks, they also “play possum” when they are startled by something.  Could it be that he was thinking “If I play dead, maybe this candidate for the Darwin Awards will just go away!” It boggles the mind!

yalonda barber United States Posted on 02/24/2004 at 09:15 AM

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I don’t think somebody that is that ugly should be on the Internet. I know a boy who is 16 and he is so much cuter than you. I think that you should call him and see if he wants to be on the Internet for you. His number is (xxx)xxx-xxxx.

Les United States Posted on 02/24/2004 at 09:23 AM

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I’ve edited out the phone number on the off-chance that it’s real. You shouldn’t be posting people’s phone numbers on websites unless they’re aware and don’t have a problem with it.

That said, telling me I’m ugly only encourages me to put up more pics of myself. Anything I can do to annoy you sounds like fun to me.

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