We’re getting ready for bed last night and my wife is acting silly and she notices that we’re wearing identical shirts. So she says to me in a playful sing-song voice “Look! We’re wearing the same shirt! Except I have boobs and you’re tall.”
And I thought to mysef, “Wow. That pretty much says it all, doesn’t it.”
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Posted on 02/11/2004 at 05:54 AM Posted on 02/11/2004 at 09:52 PM 
Your wife has boobs?
Kewl!
Posted on 02/11/2004 at 10:22 PM 
Holy fucking shit - I had pretty much the same conversation with Andy not too long ago, except it went more like, “Except you’re bald and I’m smart!”
Eerie, huh?
Note to self: Do not eat oatmeal while reading replies from Natalie as you risk the very real possibility of spraying oatmeal all over your laptop.
Posted on 02/29/2004 at 02:57 PM 
IS it just me, or are all women fucking stupid?
I drove up the coast of Maine last year and had this stupid bitch convinced the coast we saw was actually England.
Is my wife the only pacrat or is everyone’s ?
If I could only convince her the utility bill was a special sale, I’d be very happy!
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