My brother receives Jesus Prayer Rug scam.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 05:50 AM. Read 22593 times. Tags: , ,
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The prayer rug.


The sales pitch.

My brother contacted me through MSN Messenger last night to tell me about this amazing item he had received in the mail yesterday from the fine folks at Saint Matthew’s Church out of Tulsa, Oklahoma that just sounded amazingly wonderfully amazing: The Anointed Jesus Prayer Rug.

Now most of you don’t know my brother, but he’s largely responsible for my education in evilness and the darker side of my sense of humor is a result of his influence over the years, which is a fact I’m sure he’s quite proud of. This makes it perfectly understandable that someone out there might see him as a soul in desperate need of saving, but it turns out that’s not what this amazingly wonderfully amazing bit of mail was all about. No, the mail assumes that Wes is already saved and it offers to help bring the Lord’s blessing down upon him and his family. In particular, the mailing makes a point of emphasizing the idea that the Lord will grant him a financial blessing. All through the amazingly wonderfully amazing power of the Anointed Jesus Prayer Rug. As a bonus the rug itself will perform a minor miracle to prove its authenticity:

Notice the face of Jesus on this Church Prayer Rug. When you first look, you will notice that

His eyes are closed

. If you relax and continue looking straight into His eyes, you will see His eyes slowly opening, and He will begin looking back at you.

Jesus sees your needs

(Philippians 4:19). Use this unusual, important, Church Prayer Rug for tonight only.

Let us ask you: Would you like to have God’s blessings upon Your home, your family and your finances? Say, “Yes, Lord Jesus, I do need Your financial blessings upon me and my family’s finances!“ Deuteronomy 28:6

Just put a mark (√) by your needs below

, telling us that you want prayer. Also, check any other needs you are facing. Pray about sowing a seed gift to the Lord’s work. Give God your best seed and believe Him for His best blessing (St. Luke 6:38). Now, go and use this Church, Faith, Prayer Rug. The Lord is watching and waiting.

You are about to enter the Holy Spirit of God right here in your home, through this faith exercise.

Then, it is a must that you return it for another to use.

You can see part of the sales pitch by clicking on the image to the right underneath the amazingly wonderfully amazing Anointed Jesus Prayer Rug. As it turns out this whole thing is another religious based scam that promises the overly credulous true believers riches from God in return for a little “seed money” for Saint Mathew’s Churches, which only exist in the form of a Tulsa post office box, natch. The only person getting rich from this scam is the Rev. James Eugene Ewing who seems to have built up quite a racket with this and other similar scams to the tune of several hundred million dollars:

The approach reaped Ewing and his organization a gross income of more than $100 million since 1993, including $26 million in 1999, the last year Saint Matthew’s made its tax records public. And while much of the money is spent on postage and salaries, Ewing’s company receives nonprofit status and pays no federal taxes.

Though Ewing claims it is a church, Saint Matthew’s Churches, once called St. Matthew Publishing Inc., has no address other than a Tulsa post office box. It has two listed phone numbers in Tulsa and both are answered by a recorded religious message.

The organization is not related to other Tulsa-area churches named St. Matthew’s, though many of them have received calls asking to be removed from its mailing list.

Ole Anthony, founder of the Trinity Foundation, a nonprofit religious watchdog group, has tracked Ewing’s organization for years. The foundation was largely responsible for exposing televangelist Robert Tilton in 1991 after Anthony said he found prayer requests sent to Tilton in Tulsa trash Dumpsters.

Doing a Google search for Jesus Prayer Rug will reveal that a lot of people have written about this scam including our friends over at Chaotic Not Random as well as Ryan Cragun who handily provides a PDF of the complete mailing that he scanned in. This mailing and others like it are sent out at an estimated rate of 1 million a month and are aimed mainly at the hardcore true believers who are poor, uneducated, and most vulnerable to promises of financial reward for a demonstration of faith. The mailing includes a story about a woman who received a $46,000 windfall and another of someone receiving $10,000 after using the prayer rug. Gee, that God Guy sure is generous!

At the time, Tilton and Ewing shared the same Tulsa attorney, J.C. Joyce. Saint Matthew’s Churches is incorporated at Joyce’s downtown Tulsa law office and the organization paid Joyce’s law firm more than $2.6 million for legal services during three years, records show.

Anthony has also obtained documents that describe how Ewing and his organization use demographic data to target the poor.

‘He capitalizes on the isolation of the loneliest and poorest members of our society, promising them magical answers to their fears and needs if only they will demonstrate their faith by sending him money,‘ Anthony said.

‘He is, quite literally, the father of the modern-day ‘seed-faith’ concept that fuels the multibillion-dollar Christian industry known as the ‘health-and-wealth gospel.‘—Religion in America:  ‘St. Matthew’s Churches’ Mail Ministry is Highly Lucrative

It’s hard to say how illegal this sort of scam might be. While recipients are encouraged to send in money in return for the blessings promised in the mailing, there’s nothing that states it as a requirement so it’s technically not selling you anything other than a false hope. My cynical side says this is what you get when you buy into a concept as ridiculous as Gods and that those folks who are fleeced by it deserve the pain they’re bringing on themselves for being so credulous, but my sense of fair play also seeks to see people like the “good” Reverend here strung up by his testicles for taking advantage of the willfully stupid in the population.

It doesn’t take much cleverness to fleece folks who will believe wholesale in the idea of a Virgin Birth and who put more stock into Genesis than Evolution and that’s the biggest crime Christianity has visited upon so many of its believers. Some of you folks truly are like sheep and you’re just as defenseless when the wolves like Rev. James Eugene Ewing put on sheep’s clothing and come prowling around.

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Charlie A United States Posted on 09/05/2005 at 06:54 PM

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Looks like this guy likes what you wrote - he’s linked to you:

http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/St._Matthew’s_Churches

Isaac Retana United States Posted on 10/13/2005 at 03:45 PM

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I know the Lord very well and I believe in the promises of God!!!  I feel the prescence of the Lord when I read and answer a St. Matthew’s letter!!! JESUS IS EVERYWHERE!!! He is in the St. Matthew’s Church Ministry also!!!  Stop thinking so negatively.  THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE in this world!!!  I believe that and I believe in what St. Matthew’s Church is doing for the Lord!!!  You need to open your eyes to the love of JESUS and that is in this world!!!  Praise The Lord for His mighty deeds!!!  JESUS JESUS YOU ARE!!! YOU ARE!!!  HIS VERY EXISTENCE IS PRAISEWORTHY!!!

Isaac Retana United States Posted on 10/13/2005 at 03:54 PM

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I didn’t enjoy your comment about this man either.
This man who you think you know has been a pastor for many years.  He has held crusades, not asking for money, but that people be brought to the Lord in Jesus’ name!!!  He has helped ministers and evangelists such as Oral Roberts and written letters for many ministries doing God’s will.  You need to find out who Jesus is before you go judging what others do!!!

Les United States Posted on 10/13/2005 at 03:56 PM

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Now that was pretty amusing. Thanks for the chuckle!

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 10/13/2005 at 03:59 PM

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Wow, Isaac - 39 exclamation points in just two short comments.  You must be really, really, really, really sincere.

Isaac Retana United States Posted on 10/13/2005 at 04:14 PM

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My bad. I didn’t realize you called your website that!!! I meant the rest though!!!

Matt United States Posted on 10/14/2005 at 11:27 AM

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Yeah, they say that the number of exclamation marks you use is directly related to your mental instability.  If that is true, then this nutter is about to climb a water tower and start picking off school children with a high powered rifle. 
- Matt

zilch Austria Posted on 10/14/2005 at 12:09 PM

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Wow, DoF - you took the time to count 39 exclamation points in some nut’s comments.  You must be really, really, really, really, bored.

On the other hand, I counted them too, so the same goes for me- times 39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 10/14/2005 at 03:49 PM

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Wow, DoF - you took the time to count 39 exclamation points in some nut’s comments.  You must be really, really, really, really, bored.

I have been known to laboriously count silly things (and this certainly is silly).  But in this case I was far too lazy to actually count them, noticing the commenter hit his exclamation points in 13 sets of three, hence 39.

zilch Austria Posted on 10/15/2005 at 01:35 AM

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I figured as much, DoF.  You remind me of the inverse of the shepardess renowned for her sheep-counting prowess.

She was once challenged to count a rival shepard’s flock, and agreed to go to his pasture.  When they came over the ridge, she glanced at the baaing turmoil for a few seconds and calmy announced “There are 749 sheep there”.  The confounded shepard stuttered “How did you do that?“  Our heroine replied calmly:  “It’s easy.  I just counted the legs and divided by four”.

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Mateyla United States Posted on 11/28/2005 at 07:09 PM

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I DID IT !!!
I DID THE PRAYER RUG AND IT WAS POWERFUL !!!!!!!!
I GOT EVERYTHING I PRAYED FOR AND MORE ...
LIKE THE REALIZTION I NEEDED TO UNDERSTAND THAT GODS WILL THROUGH ME IS MY ABILITY TO CREATE WHAT IS IN MY HEART ALL BY MYSELF AND IF I NEED HELP I NEED TO ASK FOR IT! WHEN I PRAYED FOR RICHES I GOT A REALLY HARD JOB! AND WHEN I PRAYED FOR HEALTH I FOUND A LUMP IN MY BOOB.
I THINK THE ISSUE HERE IS WHAT WE PRAY FOR NOT THE RUG.
WHY DOES IT WORK FOR SOME AND WHY NOT OTHERS AND WHAT IS THE INTENTION BEHIND ST MATTHEWS
IT IS UP TO US TO LEARN HOW TO PRAY. HOW TO BRING OUR THOUGHTS AND DESIRES INTO REALITY NOW AND TO NOT BE ATTACHED AT HOW THAT IS GOING TO MANIFEST. IT IS UP TO US TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES NO MATTER WHAT AND TO ACCEPT BEING THE FLY OR THE WINDSHIELD. IN THE BIG PICTURE, IT IS ALL THE SAME. THE TIMES WE GET WHAT WE WANT AND THE TIMES WHEN WE DONT GET WHAT WE WANT ARE ALL DIVINE. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PRAYED FOR YOUR HIGHEST GOOD?
AND IF YOU DID AND YOU GOT CANCER WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT WAS YOUR HIGHEST GOOD OR ARE YOU ADDICTED TO JUST THE PRAYERS THAT GO THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO AND NOT THE WAY YOU THE BIG SPIRITUAL YOU DESIGNED THEM TO BE HERE NOW IN THE REAL EXPERIENCE OF THE REAL WORLD ????
GOD HEARS AND ANSWERS OUR PRAYERS WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO UNDERSTAND THE ANSWERS NOT THE QUESTIONS.
DOES SAINT MATHEWS HAVE ILL INTENTIONS SENDING THOSE CHEEZY OLD PAPER RUGS OUT WITH THE PROMISE IF YOU SEND THEM MONEY GOD WILL DELIVER????
WELL, IM THINKING GOD CAN DELIVER WITH OR WITHOUT ST MATHEWS SO TO EACH HIS OWN
IF GOD COULD BE SO EASILY MANIPULATED AND MANKIND COULD ACTUALLY BUY THEIR WAY TO ALL THEY WANTED DONT YOU THINK GEORGE BUSH WOULD BE RULER OF THE WORLD BY NOW?
PLEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
IF SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED TO YOU AND YOU USED A PRAYER RUG IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW YOU THE BIG SPIRITUAL YOU CAN MANIFEST WHAT YOU WANT THROUGH THE SMALLEST AND INSIGNIFICANT THINGS AND HOW THE GUYS AT ST MATHEW ARE JUST ONE MORE SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT THING
IF THEY ARE GETTING RICH AND PEOPLE ARE EXERCISING THEIR ABILITY TO CREATE THEIR LIVES THROUGH THEM————WHAT IS THE PROBLEM AFTER ALL ARENT WE THE ONES WHO OPEN THE LETTERS ?????
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Brock United States Posted on 11/28/2005 at 07:20 PM

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SHUDDUP!

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Tish Australia Posted on 11/28/2005 at 07:25 PM

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Well done Mateyla, you managed to out-bullshit Isaac…now have a lie-down, you must be exhausted by all that shouting…

Les United States Posted on 11/28/2005 at 09:07 PM

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Thanks Mateyla, that was pretty fucking funny. I look forward to seeing your website in operation if it contains even more thigh-slappers like your comment here.

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mateyla United States Posted on 11/28/2005 at 10:08 PM

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Just wanted to say I wasnt shouting - sorry if anyone took it that way I just type in caps because its easier for me to see and I didnt notice the caps earlier
I appologize for the misunderstanding but not the content of my comment
now if youll excuse me I have to go vaccume my prayer rug…..

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 11/29/2005 at 09:03 AM

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Hey mateyla - if you are having a hard time viewing the screen, hold down your Ctrl key and press the + key a couple times.  It will enlarge the text in your browser.  grin

All caps = shouting when online.

Jamie United States Posted on 01/09/2006 at 12:26 PM

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I mailed back a rip off report and a ransom note for the rug smile

Sumer United States Posted on 01/10/2006 at 04:26 PM

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I just received that rug in the mail today.  Since I’ve been stressed out after having my home damaged in hurricane Katrina would it be wrong of me to stab someone and then wipe the bloody knife off with the rug and then send it back with a prayer??

Les United States Posted on 01/11/2006 at 11:09 AM

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Depending on the State you live in, Sumer, that could be a violation of one or more ordinances. To be sure you should double check with your local sheriff office before acting. Better safe than sorry.

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Jesus United States Posted on 01/26/2006 at 06:03 PM

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Why do people send THEM money?  Why should I have them pray for me to get money?  Why can’t they just stop spending money on advertising, and just send me the money they just saved?  Wouldn’t that be “the work of god”?  Isn’t that more generous than asking people to pray for me?  When are people going to stop believing in god?  How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?  You know why people still believe?  Because you can’t catch him in the act of performing a miracle.  But you can catch your parents leaving presents.  Just once I wish I could see god when he’s curing me of some trife ailment, while he let’s my loved ones die painful deaths!  Maybe we should start a “church” of non-believers.  And push our non-belief on everyone.  Would that make them feel better?  And you can’t even have an intelligent conversation about religion with them because they’ve been so brainwashed that all you ever hear is the memorized cliches.

Sadie Jane United States Posted on 01/26/2006 at 06:15 PM

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Are you really Jesus? If so, would you mind knocking some sense into your followers? LOL

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Jesus United States Posted on 01/26/2006 at 06:34 PM

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I’ve tried but they don’t really listen.  They have that disease…. what’s it called?  Oh yeah!  Selective hearing.  Sorry, sorry.  They’re good people really.  They just have issues.  This imaginary friend that they have.  Sheesh!

KaiTheInvader United States Posted on 01/30/2006 at 12:52 PM

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I seem to get several variants of this from the same company at every house I live in (and I’ve moved 13 times in the past 3 years.) I’ve gotten the coin replica (looks just like ancient roman coins, if they had had cheap tin trinkets from quarter machines back then!), the “Seed plan” book (instructions: place the booklet with all your bills. send in money with a different page each month, before paying the rest of your bills, thus ensuring we get rich as you’re electricity is cut off.), and now the prayer rug.
but seeing as how they caught me on a very subversive day, and I feel the need to bleed dry scum like this in my own small way, I decided to use the busniess reply envelope to my advantage.

I was gonna send a dead kitten with pentagrams carved into it (and my prayer requests!), but alas, the envelope is too small.

jeremy United States Posted on 03/28/2006 at 12:31 AM

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lol this rug is ridiculous. i just received it in the mail today.  most junk mail i just throw away, but this one looked entertaining, so i kept it to read during lunch.

i was very impressed with the quality of the rug.  i mean, i can see why they’d need me to send it back so someone else can be blessed with it. (pause)  it’s that good.

it was also very convenient that my neighbor received the same package in his mailbox.  since when is God about equal opportunity?

i’m going to write a nice reply to the letter and maybe start using their non-profit postage label to send letters to other countries.

i’ll write again and let you know how it goes.

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 06/01/2006 at 06:14 PM

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If only Janice Joplin had got this rug…

‘Oh Lord won’t you buy me a SUV
I’ve got my prayer rug, down on both knees
Don’t wanna think- just get things for free
So Lord won’t ya buy me that damned SUV

(and Sadie- yep that’s doggerel- built around the 2nd line)

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