My brother receives Jesus Prayer Rug scam.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 05:50 AM. Read 20858 times. Tags: , ,
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The prayer rug.


The sales pitch.

My brother contacted me through MSN Messenger last night to tell me about this amazing item he had received in the mail yesterday from the fine folks at Saint Matthew’s Church out of Tulsa, Oklahoma that just sounded amazingly wonderfully amazing: The Anointed Jesus Prayer Rug.

Now most of you don’t know my brother, but he’s largely responsible for my education in evilness and the darker side of my sense of humor is a result of his influence over the years, which is a fact I’m sure he’s quite proud of. This makes it perfectly understandable that someone out there might see him as a soul in desperate need of saving, but it turns out that’s not what this amazingly wonderfully amazing bit of mail was all about. No, the mail assumes that Wes is already saved and it offers to help bring the Lord’s blessing down upon him and his family. In particular, the mailing makes a point of emphasizing the idea that the Lord will grant him a financial blessing. All through the amazingly wonderfully amazing power of the Anointed Jesus Prayer Rug. As a bonus the rug itself will perform a minor miracle to prove its authenticity:

Notice the face of Jesus on this Church Prayer Rug. When you first look, you will notice that His eyes are closed. If you relax and continue looking straight into His eyes, you will see His eyes slowly opening, and He will begin looking back at you. Jesus sees your needs (Philippians 4:19). Use this unusual, important, Church Prayer Rug for tonight only.

Let us ask you: Would you like to have God’s blessings upon Your home, your family and your finances? Say, “Yes, Lord Jesus, I do need Your financial blessings upon me and my family’s finances!” Deuteronomy 28:6 Just put a mark (√) by your needs below, telling us that you want prayer. Also, check any other needs you are facing. Pray about sowing a seed gift to the Lord’s work. Give God your best seed and believe Him for His best blessing (St. Luke 6:38). Now, go and use this Church, Faith, Prayer Rug. The Lord is watching and waiting. You are about to enter the Holy Spirit of God right here in your home, through this faith exercise. Then, it is a must that you return it for another to use.

You can see part of the sales pitch by clicking on the image to the right underneath the amazingly wonderfully amazing Anointed Jesus Prayer Rug. As it turns out this whole thing is another religious based scam that promises the overly credulous true believers riches from God in return for a little “seed money” for Saint Mathew’s Churches, which only exist in the form of a Tulsa post office box, natch. The only person getting rich from this scam is the Rev. James Eugene Ewing who seems to have built up quite a racket with this and other similar scams to the tune of several hundred million dollars:

The approach reaped Ewing and his organization a gross income of more than $100 million since 1993, including $26 million in 1999, the last year Saint Matthew’s made its tax records public. And while much of the money is spent on postage and salaries, Ewing’s company receives nonprofit status and pays no federal taxes.

Though Ewing claims it is a church, Saint Matthew’s Churches, once called St. Matthew Publishing Inc., has no address other than a Tulsa post office box. It has two listed phone numbers in Tulsa and both are answered by a recorded religious message.

The organization is not related to other Tulsa-area churches named St. Matthew’s, though many of them have received calls asking to be removed from its mailing list.

Ole Anthony, founder of the Trinity Foundation, a nonprofit religious watchdog group, has tracked Ewing’s organization for years. The foundation was largely responsible for exposing televangelist Robert Tilton in 1991 after Anthony said he found prayer requests sent to Tilton in Tulsa trash Dumpsters.

Doing a Google search for Jesus Prayer Rug will reveal that a lot of people have written about this scam including our friends over at Chaotic Not Random as well as Ryan Cragun who handily provides a PDF of the complete mailing that he scanned in. This mailing and others like it are sent out at an estimated rate of 1 million a month and are aimed mainly at the hardcore true believers who are poor, uneducated, and most vulnerable to promises of financial reward for a demonstration of faith. The mailing includes a story about a woman who received a $46,000 windfall and another of someone receiving $10,000 after using the prayer rug. Gee, that God Guy sure is generous!

At the time, Tilton and Ewing shared the same Tulsa attorney, J.C. Joyce. Saint Matthew’s Churches is incorporated at Joyce’s downtown Tulsa law office and the organization paid Joyce’s law firm more than $2.6 million for legal services during three years, records show.

Anthony has also obtained documents that describe how Ewing and his organization use demographic data to target the poor.

‘He capitalizes on the isolation of the loneliest and poorest members of our society, promising them magical answers to their fears and needs if only they will demonstrate their faith by sending him money,’ Anthony said.

‘He is, quite literally, the father of the modern-day ‘seed-faith’ concept that fuels the multibillion-dollar Christian industry known as the ‘health-and-wealth gospel.’—Religion in America:  ‘St. Matthew’s Churches’ Mail Ministry is Highly Lucrative

It’s hard to say how illegal this sort of scam might be. While recipients are encouraged to send in money in return for the blessings promised in the mailing, there’s nothing that states it as a requirement so it’s technically not selling you anything other than a false hope. My cynical side says this is what you get when you buy into a concept as ridiculous as Gods and that those folks who are fleeced by it deserve the pain they’re bringing on themselves for being so credulous, but my sense of fair play also seeks to see people like the “good” Reverend here strung up by his testicles for taking advantage of the willfully stupid in the population.

It doesn’t take much cleverness to fleece folks who will believe wholesale in the idea of a Virgin Birth and who put more stock into Genesis than Evolution and that’s the biggest crime Christianity has visited upon so many of its believers. Some of you folks truly are like sheep and you’re just as defenseless when the wolves like Rev. James Eugene Ewing put on sheep’s clothing and come prowling around.

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Quimax United States Posted on 02/23/2005 at 06:49 AM

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You know what I think would be great.  It would be a great hoot if one of the fundies would come out and admit that they think that God loves them more than us heathens a la Fred Phelps.  That would really bring a smile to my face.

I’m here to make you smile.  He (God, Jesus, Holy Spirit) DOES love us more than any human ever could.  1 John 4:7-8

There seems to be more bashing of each other here than actual facts.  I don’t know that anyone here is an idiot, moron, or uneducated.  A true believer will not hold it against you, or think any less of anyone because that person does not share his/her beliefs.

That said, (smile again here) I love you.  As a fellow human being.  I care that you have rejected Christ and His gift of Salvation.  Whatever though, you choose not to believe, it’s not my problem.

Les United States Posted on 02/23/2005 at 12:42 PM

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Try again, Quimax, that’s not what SS was asking for. And, yes, we know what the Bible says about God loving us.

There seems to be more bashing of each other here than actual facts.

That depends on what you’re addressing. When it comes to discussing God(s) there’s a surprising lack of facts to be dealt with. When it comes to what this entry was all about then the facts are listed right in the entry itself.

That said, (smile again here) I love you.  As a fellow human being.  I care that you have rejected Christ and His gift of Salvation.  Whatever though, you choose not to believe, it’s not my problem.

You can love me all you want so long as you don’t try to force that love upon me. And, again, it’s not possible to reject something you don’t believe exists in the first place.

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Socialist Swine Canada Posted on 02/23/2005 at 01:27 PM

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Quimax,

Yeah, what Les said! 

All kidding aside, I actually think that there is reasonable debate here from time to time.  I will grant there is some bashing and fun poking.  I will also grant that I may be one of the worst perpetrators.  I do tend to poke fun when people say something silly and continue to poke fun long after it’s appropriate to do so.  However, when people present a considered and well thought out argument for their position I will address them in a considered and well thought out manner.  Moreover, it seems that most of the other people here would do that as well.  Indeed, I’m sure that most here are less inclined to poke fun and more inclined to serious debate.  Now I’m not sure what you consider bashing but if you consider the debating of ideas bashing then I would say that you’re using the term in an unusual manner.

KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 02/23/2005 at 02:46 PM

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A true believer will not hold it against you, or think any less of anyone because that person does not share his/her beliefs.

I could care less what True Believers think of me, because they have shown with their belief a decided lack of sense. And I do think less of True Believers, just as I think less of people who claim to have been abducted by Aliens. I think it shows an inability to see the difference between reality and fantasy and as such, EVERYTHING they say should be questioned.

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Sabrina Stoenr United States Posted on 03/05/2005 at 03:00 PM

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UMMMM. I DONT THINK THAT THE PRAYER RUG IS ANY WAY SHAPE PREFORM STUPID AT ALL. I WAS ACTUALLY SCARED BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.. ME AND MY MOTHER TRIED IT. IT’S PROLLY STUPID TO THE PEOPLE WHO DONT BELIEVE IN GOD.

Les United States Posted on 03/05/2005 at 04:27 PM

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YOUR RITE! IT IS PROLLY STUPED TO PEOPLE WHO DONT BELIEVE IN GOD. AS IZ THE THUGHT THAT U WAZ SCARED OF THE RUG! ITZ JUST A STUPED BIT OF CLOTH! YOU CNA BLOW YOUR NOZE ON IT! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!!!

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Socialist Swine Canada Posted on 03/05/2005 at 05:02 PM

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I’m surprised that people can’t move their finger that 1/8th on an inch to turn off that damn caps lock button.  That’s what I find scary....

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 03/05/2005 at 06:05 PM

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According to Maddox, it’s seven-sixteenths of an inch (scroll down)

Apparently Maddox is also “not” a fan of the all-caps crowd.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 03/05/2005 at 10:06 PM

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Schweinchen, it’s a medical condition with a long Latin name, which translates to “I can’t push the CAPS LOCK key twice.” It’s commonly diagnosed on trolls that are movement impaired to the point of having moss grow on them.

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Gary United States Posted on 03/06/2005 at 01:40 PM

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I got one yesterday and will send it to the highest bidder.....LOL

Someone United States Posted on 03/07/2005 at 10:54 PM

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I just got my prayer rug in the mail and right away knew it was a scam. I looked it up on the internet and found it right away. It’s so horrible that someone can do somthing like this.

heather United States Posted on 03/09/2005 at 06:49 PM

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I got a prayer rug in the mail today! I didn’t care if it was a scam or not because I’m not about to send money to any “religious” place but I looked it up in yahoo! anyway and found your page. smile

This is all so funny. Ok. That’s it. I didn’t have anything really valid to say; I just think it’s neat that you scanned the picture and everything in so thanks! :p

Chris United States Posted on 03/12/2005 at 02:31 PM

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If you think for one min this crap is real your nuts i took the thing and put it in the return envelope and on the back where it says your name i put jesus christ what a scam don’t send nothing to them

Chris United States Posted on 03/12/2005 at 02:38 PM

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Everyone please take the crap and use the return envelope and put all the stuff back in it and send it back the people will pay the postage and that’s one way to get back at the bastards and write scam on the back of it

Mick Australia Posted on 03/13/2005 at 09:35 PM

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If I had one I’d sell it, sadly I know a few people who would pay good money for one.

mh United States Posted on 03/17/2005 at 02:07 AM

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I just got mine, today. Annoyed enough to chronicle its contents as scans on my own journal, in an attempt to inform other patrons who might be gullible enough to send money in or look silly praying on this goofy thing.

I think what disgusts me most is the “testimonial” that sending them money/praying on this “rug” can “bring back lost loved ones” and “cure diseases”. Surely they’ve taken better scam-letter-writing courses than that? They should offer prayers for something more appealing and more “Christ"ian, like world peace, staving off the hunger of the needy, and ending mass stupidty.

I find the Jesus picture pretty freaky, his eyes in a “fixed stare” and zombie-like. What, is this the Jesus-in-a-Passport-Photo prayer rug? Deer in headlights, hello.

I’m not very sympathetic to blind fools, but I also am not supportive of anyone looking to exploit blind fools, either. I plan on sending this back with an envelope full of my own “testimonials”, and some heavy rusted metal washers masquerading as “coin”.

Ani United States Posted on 04/15/2005 at 12:33 PM

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Hey- I got one of the rugs a while ago- thought it was pretty cool- ebayed it after I Prayed and returned the return envelope w/a quarter in it and the rug sold for 26 bucks!

zilch Austria Posted on 04/15/2005 at 01:51 PM

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...and the rug sold for 26 bucks!

Yet another proof of my brother’s “Principle of the Greater Fool”: no matter how foolish you are, if you look hard enough, you can probably find an even greater fool (and thus be entitled to consider yourself relatively unfoolish).  Having access to a large population, such as ebay, or chain mailing thousands of people, or spamming millions, gives you pretty good odds.

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Filby United States Posted on 04/18/2005 at 09:53 PM

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I think most Christians are all right. Speaking as an atheist, about 90% of the Christians I have known were perfectly rational people who just happened to take comfort in the concept of their God and other trappings of their religions, and who were wise enough to work for what they wanted instead of waiting for God to hand them their rewards on a silver platter just for being a good sheep. I’m happy to let theists believe whatever they want if it makes them feel good and they keep it to themselves.

That said, if anyone came up to me and told me that they saved their soul by praying with a rug, I’d not hesitate to tell them straight up that they’re a moron.

I think Jesus was a decent enough guy who had some good ideas as a philosopher and eventually bit the dust when some insecure Romans got paranoid. Too bad his teachings got injected with the ole Roman superiority complex a couple centuries later. Too bad they’ve been perverted time and time again in the last two millenia by human greed and stupidity. Oh well. If not Christianity, some other religion would have risen to suppress rational thought, right?

Incidentially, I came upon this page the same way as a few people above, ie, out of curiosity about this “prayer rug.” Heh. I’m glad we don’t get many fundies up here.

Gwen United States Posted on 06/02/2005 at 12:20 PM

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I recieved the prayer rug, the 2 coins one to put in my purse and the other one to send back...I also just recieved a red #3 since I am the third person they need to pray for.  I am a christian and believe in Jesus Christ and I find it apalling for these people to prey on people like this.  I was just getting ready to write a check for $50.00 and send to them and something kept telling me to go to the internet and check them out.  Boy!!!! God is Good all the time cause he directed me to this site so I wont give up any more money.......I’m glad you have this site..Keep up the good work and God Bless You

Matt United States Posted on 06/02/2005 at 12:44 PM

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Hehe… God directed you to SEB.

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 06/02/2005 at 12:53 PM

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Glad to help out, Gwen.  That’s what we’re here for!

You could take the money that you might have sent in for the rug and give it to Handicap International or some other merciful organization.  grin

Pastor Al United States Posted on 06/27/2005 at 02:41 PM

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Well, at least all that does is separate the fools from their money.  Here is something that actually harms children: loveinaction.org

They call themselves a Christian ‘refuge’ but what they really are is a place for stupid parents to send their homosexual children so these people can ‘correct’ them back to heterosexuality...for a price, of course!  And, sadly, all it does is make the child feel abnormal, worthless and, ultimately, suicidal and alienate him or her from their parents.

Take a read from the link in the first post. For some reason it is blacklisted here.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=5066&hl=

Welcome to Christianity! 

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Pastor Al E. Pistle
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Ricky United States Posted on 06/27/2005 at 10:46 PM

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vengence is mine saith the Lord Hell is going to be very hot for these workers of Satan you know what the Bible say’s about Evil people If possible they would fool the very elect This is a sign of the times.

OB United States Posted on 06/28/2005 at 07:08 AM

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Keep fightin’ the good fight, Pastor Al grin

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