My turn!

Taken a picture completely naked? Yes, and frequently at that.
Danced in front of a mirror naked? No.
Told a lie? Sometimes on a daily basis, although I’ve really been trying to curb this trait in recent years. Honesty may be a lonely word, but it’s one of the most valuable character traits a person can possess.
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Oh, yeah.
Been arrested? Yes--when I was seventeen I was at a restaurant with a group of eight friends, and we were a little, um, rowdy, to say the very least. We were all released that very evening, however.
Seen someone die? Yes. I actually viewed from a distance an acquaintance shoot himself twelve years ago. I saw a therapist for four years afterwards.
Kissed a picture? Yep, especially when I was a teenster.
Slept in until 5pm? I can top that: the latest I’ve ever slept in was 8pm.
Had sex at work (on the clock)? No, but I did have sex in the library in college several times.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Never at work, but it happened all the time at school.
Held a snake? I did several times prior to age eleven, when I developed a case of ophidiophobia (which I have yet to overcome).
Ran a red light? More times than I can count.
Been suspended from school? Surprisingly, no.
Pole danced? Yes, but it was just for fun.
Been fired from a job? No.
Sang karaoke? I have yet to fulfill this experience (can you believe it?).
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Frequently.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? This has never happened to me, luckily.
Laughed until you peed? Yes, quite often in fact.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No--what a boring child I was.
Kissed in the rain? Yes.
Had sex in the rain? Yes.
Sang in the shower? It’s one of my favorite activites, man!
Gave your private parts a nickname? No--I don’t think I could ever decide on a name.
Ever gone to school/work without underwear? Only once.
Sat on a roof top? Yeah--John and I like to sit on a friend’s roof (when he’s not there) and play our guitars.
Played chicken? No--if there’s one area in life where I’m cautious, it’s driving.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yep--one time my youngest brother did this to me, and I screamed so loudly that one of our neighbors called the police.
Broken a bone? This has never happened to me yet.
Flashed someone? Yep.
Mooned someone? Not on your life.
Shaved your head? No, and I don’t plan on doing so any time soon.
Slept naked? Sure--just about every night in the summer.
Blacked out from drinking? No--I have an unusually high tolerance for alcohol, given the fact that I’m on the petite side.
Played a prank on someone? Who hasn’t?
Had a gym membership? No. I’m too self-conscious to work out around total strangers. I do my excercizing on a treadmill at home.
Felt like killing someone? Who hasn’t?
Cried over someone you were in love with? Frequently.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No, though I have had pet rocks.
Been in a band? No, but John was in one for some time (he played bass).
Shot a gun? Yes--when I was ten, my dad let me shoot his rifle, and the kick hurt so much that I vowed to never touch a firearm again as long as I lived. So far, I’ve held true to that promise.
Shot a bow and arrow? Yep, though it didn’t go very far.
Played strip poker? Of course.
Donated Blood? Yes--I most recently did so about two weeks ago.
Ever jump out of an airplane? Yep--it’s the greatest feeling.
Been to more than 10 countries? Yes: Canada, Mexico, India, Belize, Germany, England, Scotland, France, Italy, Hungary, Turkey, Japan, and China. I love to travel.

1. Taken a picture completely naked?
Yes.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked?
No, I’m not terribly fond of mirrors.
3. Told a lie?
Yes, though I really don’t like to.  Unless I’m lying.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes, I call those someones “women”.  With a few exceptions, and yes I am heterosexual.
5. Been arrested?
Nope, never.
6. Seen someone die?
Yes.  Well, they were still working on him, but he was near as damnit dead.
7. Kissed a picture?
On occasion.  I did not use tongue.
8. Slept in until 5pm?
Sure.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)?
I can’t remember if I clocked out or not.
10. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Dozed off, microsleep, sure.
11. Held a snake?
I don’t think so.  I’m not afraid of snakes, just don’t think I’ve held one.
12. Ran a red light?
Never intentionally.
13. Been suspended from school?
I’ve always been a good boy.
14. Pole danced?
No.
15. Been fired from a job?
No.  Laid off, yes, replaced by someone more qualified, sure, but no one has told me that I was fired.
16. Sang karaoke?
No, just singing to myself with music.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
I so rarely tell myself I wouldn’t do something, but yes, I guess so.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Yes.
19. Laughed until you peed?
No, I actually laugh until I become breathless and have to leave the humor source or risk passing out.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
I guess so.  Atlanta GA doesn’t get a lot of snow.
21. Kissed in the rain?
I don’t think so.  I’ve only kissed women smart enough to come in out of the rain.
22. Had sex in the rain?
See above.
23. Sang in the shower?
Not really, no.
24. Gave your private parts a nickname?
Nope.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear?
No.
26. Sat on a roof top?
None that were sloped.  Flat commercial roofs.
27. Played chicken?
No.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No.
29. Broken a bone?
No.  Milk makes strong bones.
30. Flashed someone?
No.
31. Mooned someone?
Uh-uh.
32. Shaved your head?
Nope.
33. Slept naked?
Yes, starting in my late teen-aged years.
34. Blacked out from drinking?
I don’t think so.  I am not much of a drinker but I think I passed out once one New Year’s home alone when I drank a bottle of cheap champagne.
35. Played a prank on someone?
Never been into pranks.
36. Had a gym membership?
No.
37. Felt like killing someone?
Damn near.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Again, who hasn’t?
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
No.
40. Been in a band?
No.
41. Shot a gun?
Yes.
42. Shot a bow and arrow?
Yes. I hit the ground.
43. Played strip poker?
No.
44. Donated Blood?
No.  It really freaks me out.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Would love to, haven’t.  God, I’m boring.
46. Been to more than 10 countries?
No.  I walked across the Niagara River into Canada.  That’s as foreign as I’ve gotten.

Taken a picture completely naked?  Nope
Danced in front of a mirror naked? No.
Told a lie? Yep.  I do tend towards honesty, but have re-intrepreted facts as needed.
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yeah. 
Been arrested? Amazingly, no.  It did help being young.  And lucky. 
Seen someone die? No. 
Kissed a picture? Nope.
Slept in until 5pm? I used to sleep til noon at lot, but I don’t think I’ve ever hit that late without being sick or up all night.  I did sleep a 16 hour night after working 2 days straight, going to bed before 5 pm.
Had sex at work (on the clock)? Nope.  Couple of lunch break nooners though.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Does crashing in your office for a couple hours after 20 straight hours of work, followed by another day or so before you’re allowed to go home count?
Held a snake? Yep. 
Ran a red light? Yeah, although I can’t remember if any were intentional. 
Been suspended from school? From school, no.  In school, yes.  In-school-suspension came about so we couldn’t have a “day off” when suspended.
Pole danced? No
Been fired from a job? Yep.  Long sordid story.  There were some “causes” I might have sued for, but I figured that winning back a job I was ready to quit wasn’t worth it.
Sang karaoke? No.  Not something anyone would enjoy.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes, and it was usually the end of every diet.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yeah
Laughed until you peed? not quite, but close
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? On the rare times it snowed in south Louisisana, yes.
Kissed in the rain? I think so.
Had sex in the rain? No.
Sang in the shower? Yeah.
Gave your private parts a nickname? Others have named my junk.
Ever gone to school/work without underwear? Yeah.  Then I learned how to do my own laundry.  I’ve always wondered if my mom planned it that way.
Sat on a roof top? Yes.  Growing up where I did, I think most everyone’s been on a rooftop.
Played chicken? on bicycles as a kid
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Don’t remember
Broken a bone? No.  Thought I did a couple times.
Flashed someone? Yep.
Mooned someone? At 3 in the afternoon on the interstate in a car doing 60. 
Shaved your head? cut mine to a flattop in high school when I played ball.
Slept naked? Yes, as a kid.
Blacked out from drinking? Once, but it was more of flashes of memory walking from the living room to the toilet.  From that point on, I remembered ALL of the puking.
Played a prank on someone? Of course. 
Had a gym membership? yes
Felt like killing someone? Been pissed enough to think I wanted to, but never actually felt mad enough to plan it.
Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Yes, then one day my beans had holes in them and there were dead bugs in the box.
Been in a band? Roadied for some friends’ band.
Shot a gun? I’ve shot hundreds of dollars out of guns.  I own 2.
Shot a bow and arrow? Yes.  Don’t have them anymore, but it’s enjoyable.  Even got a couple of Robin Hoods.
Played strip poker? Yes. 
Donated Blood? Yes, but not recently.  My blood pressure tends to the low side, and I REALLY want to pass out as I get a pint low.
Ever jump out of an airplane? No.  Maybe someday.
Been to more than 10 countries? Never been out of this one.  Does going to DisneyWorld while living in rural Louisisana count?

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes. And they have been floating around the Usenet.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? No, I don’t dance.
3. Told a lie? Yeah, mostly to myself though.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Not really.  I had feeling for somebody who I thought didn’t have feelings for me, I found out later that I was wrong.
5. Been arrested? Yeah, for DUI (and I wasn’t driving).
6. Seen someone die? No, and I hope not to.
7. Kissed a picture? No, that sounds vaguely creepy to me.
8. Slept in until 5pm? I decline to answer.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? No, and I hadn’t considered it.
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yeah, when I worked nites I dozed off briefly at times.
11. Held a snake? Yes, boa constrictors.
12. Ran a red light? Not on purpose.
13. Been suspended from school? No, but I had a high school teacher that tried very hard to get me suspended.
14. Pole danced? No, I don’t dance.
15. Been fired from a job? No.
16. Sang karaoke? No. I don’t sing in public.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? I am not sure that I ever tell myself that I won’t do anything.  I’ve done a number of things that I shouldn’t have.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No, although I remember that being an amusing pastime in elementary school.
19. Laughed until you peed? No.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? I don’t remember doing it - if I did do it once I would have realized the futility of it.
21. Kissed in the rain? Possibly, I don’t remember ever doing it.
23. Sang in the shower? A bit, mostly to see what it sounded like.
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? No.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? I don’t ever wear underwear with jeans, and I wear jeans to work about once a week.  I have to wear underwear with the wool slacks that I normally wear to work. 
26. Sat on a roof top? Yes, quite often at a previous job.  It was a nice place at night.
27. Played chicken? As a joke.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? I have staggered into a pool while fully clothed.
29. Broken a bone? I have broken my toes several times.  I also had my big toe crushed one time, yeah it REALLY hurt, and I had to have surgery.
30. Flashed someone? No.
31. Mooned someone? Yes.
32. Shaved your head? I went for quite a while with a shaved head - with a large full beard.
33. Slept naked? Always.
34. Blacked out from drinking? I don’t think so.
35. Played a prank on someone? Yeah, but nothing malicious.
36. Had a gym membership? Yes, I currently have one.
37. Felt like killing someone? No, although I feel that some people may deserve it.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes, a few times.
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? I used to get them all the time when I was young, although I never considered them to be pets.
40. Been in a band? No, although I was a sound engineer for several bar bands.
41. Shot a gun?  Many times, I own several guns, and I also used to hunt quite a bit.  In the military I qualified with the M-60, 50 caliber, and M-16 automatic rifles and the 9mm and 45 caliber pistols.
42. Shot a bow and arrow? No.
43. Played strip poker? Yes, one time—when I was young, with the sons of the minister of my parent’s church ... and we got busted by the minister.  It was horrifying at the time, I get a grin thinking about it now.
44. Donated Blood? No, and the Red Cross blood program can kiss my ass.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? YES, it’s the most fun you can have with your pants on.  I have never “buddy jumped”.  I can’t figure out those people who consider themselves to have jumped out of airplanes when they were strapped to some guy’s chest while HE jumped out of the airplane.
46. Been to more than 10 countries? Yes, in the middle east, europe, carribean, north america, central america, and asia.  I have spent a total of about 5 years living in the middle east and asia (both in the military and as a civilian consultant).

1.Taken a picture completely naked? No. Topless on a Greek beach. Does that count?
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? no
3. Told a lie? many.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Absolutely.
5. Been arrested? no
6. Seen someone die? No
7. Kissed a picture? Sure
8. Slept in until 5pm? Continuously? No. On and off, sure.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? No.
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes to both. When I taught, nothing was better than closing my office door and taking a 5 min powernap.
11. Held a snake? Had them as pets when I was a kid – garter snakes of course.
12. Ran a red light? Yes, intentionally in my young and foolish days.
13. Been suspended from school? Never
14. Pole danced? no
15. Been fired from a job? No
16. Sang karaoke? yes.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Oh yes. Big time.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes. Alcohol is the worst.
19. Laughed until you peed? Who hasn’t?
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yep.
21. Kissed in the rain? Is there any choice when you’re 12 and don’t drive?
22. Had sex in the rain? No, but I have had sex outside before.
23. Sang in the shower? sure
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? Not really.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? Yes. In my young and foolish days
26. Sat on a roof top? Frequently with my best friend when I was a kid
27. Played chicken? Yes, but that was when I was a young teen and it was more sexual than dangerous.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Sure
29. Broken a bone? Never.
30. Flashed someone? Often and regularly at home.
31. Mooned someone? Sure.
32. Shaved your head? No.
33. Slept naked? Always.
34. Blacked out from drinking? No, but been sick a few times.
35. Played a prank on someone? Not lately
36. Had a gym membership? Yes.
37. Felt like killing someone? Yes and still wouldn’t be unhappy if this person died badly.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Of course?
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no
40. Been in a band? School band if that counts.
41. Shot a gun? Yes. My dad always had a handgun and I could field strip it when I was 12. Since then only shotguns and a 22. I’m not a bad shot.
42. Shot a bow and arrow? Yes both longbow and crossbow
43. Played strip poker? Sure but not in a long time
44. Donated Blood? Many times, though not since I found out I’d once had Hep A. Travel does that.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? Not willingly.
46. Been to more than 10 countries? Yes. Most of Europe and Caribbean

1. Taken a picture completely naked?
No
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked?
No
3. Told a lie?
Yes, But now that I am older, I can why it’s important to avoid lies, unless it is to keep someone from being harmed.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes
5. Been arrested?
No, but I have had several restraining orders against me, Usually people that don’t know when to stop fucking with me. Seems fair…
6. Seen someone die?
Possibly Hundreds of People, Ex-Paramedic
7. Kissed a picture?
Yes I have, I kissed a picture of my Dog that died. I miss her still so much, It would have been easier losing a human family member.
8. Slept in until 5pm?
Yes
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)?
Many times, to many to count…
10. Fallen asleep at work/school?
I sleep 1/3 of the time at work…
11. Held a snake?
Many including Rattle Snakes, A trick my Grand Pa taught me…
12. Ran a red light?
Yes
13. Been suspended from school?
Nope
14. Pole danced?
No
15. Been fired from a job?
Yes. In fact one of them went with the restraining order. I made them fire me..
16. Sang karaoke?
No, But I do like to sing, I have to ability to Parrot almost every singer if I listen long enough. Brooks and Dunn, Anne Murray.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Many times
19. Laughed until you peed?
No but I have laughed and peeded.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes as a child…
21. Kissed in the rain?
Yes, It’s Great.
22. Had sex in the rain?
No but I am willing..
23. Sang in the shower?
Yeah I like to do that..
24. Gave your private parts a nickname?
Ft. Dix which is next to Ft. Nuts
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear?
Yes I have..
26. Sat on a roof top?
Many times
27. Played chicken?
Yes..With knives. You and a partner spread your feet and throw knives, move your foot closer and closer...” When I was a kid “ I don’t do it now..
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No
29. Broken a bone?
Both legs. Some foot bones, Ribs. Martial Arts competitions.
30. Flashed someone?
No
31. Mooned someone?
No
32. Shaved your head?
Yes many times as a child and adult. I have also grown long hair before too.
33. Slept naked?
Always sleep naked.
34. Blacked out from drinking?
Yes, But I don’t drink anymore..
35. Played a prank on someone?
Yes
36. Had a gym membership?
Yes
37. Felt like killing someone?
Yes I have, But not in the last 30 years
38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Yes
40. Been in a band? Nope.
Yes
41. Shot a gun?
Yes, I love to shoot guns.
42. Shot a bow and arrow?
Yes and I am an expert at it.
43. Played strip poker?
NO
44. Donated Blood?
Probably 50 times
45. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Yes
46. Been to more than 10 countries?
No, 4 however

I gotta figure out how to quote and color..Sorry..

Sadie:Taken a picture completely naked? Yes, and frequently at that.

Now I’m going to be thinking about that for the rest of the night......

KPG: Now I’m going to be thinking about that for the rest of the night......

You’re welcome! 

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked?No.
3. Told a lie?Of course.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?Unfortunately, yes.
5. Been arrested?Once or twice....
6. Seen someone die?My dad.
7. Kissed a picture?Yep, Carrie Fisher as Leia, back in the old days.
8. Slept in until 5pm?No, my latest is about 2pm.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? Yes. But I was the boss, so I’m not sure it counts.
10. Fallen asleep at work/school?No.
11. Held a snake? Yep.
12. Ran a red light? Only by mistake.
13. Been suspended from school?Oh, yeah.
14. Pole danced?No, but I once dated a stripper.
15. Been fired from a job?Yes, for telling the boss he had the cranial capacity of an artichoke.
16. Sang karaoke?Yes, to everyone’s dismay.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?Way too often.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No.

And out of patience for the moment. May finish later.

Sadie: You’re welcome!

If I lied and told you it was my birthday, would you send me a copy? 

Shelly: Topless on a Greek beach. Does that count?

You score points for trying, but no, completely naked is a bit beyond topless.  On a Greek beach, chances are that this is the tiniest bit beyond topless

KPG: If I lied and told you it was my birthday, would you send me a copy?

Well, now, if you’re a good boy maybe Sadie Clause can work something out…

Seriously, though, next July 5 I might send you a photo of me. It probably won’t portray me in my birthday suit, but I’ll try to find a nice one just the same.

I can’t imagine a nicer present.... 

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Completely?  No.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? No. Ewe. (I’m speaking for myself of course).
3. Told a lie? Yes. Usually the everyday “That looks good on you!’ kind of lie. I have told some big ones, but mostly in my youth.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? How far should I go back? Yesterday?
5. Been arrested? Hmm. Yes. For a . . . what is it that conservatives call it? Oh yes - “youthful indiscretion.”
6. Seen someone die? No. I’ve had several friends die. Fortunately I’ve not seen it.
7. Kissed a picture? No.
8. Slept in until 5pm? No. I’m a morning person.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? No.
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? Both. One time in school I was waiting for a buddy to come down to the dorm lobby to meet me for dinner. I fell asleep on the sofa in front of the TV. When I woke up, there were two coeds at the other end of the sofa, staring at me like I was a troglodyte. That’s how I learned that I snore.
11. Held a snake? No.
12. Ran a red light? Accidentally.
13. Been suspended from school? No. I was always one of those “do what you’re supposed to” kind of kids in school (until college, that is).
14. Pole danced? No.
15. Been fired from a job? No.
16. Sang karaoke? No.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes. I went back to the same bad relationship three times. Three! Thanks God I’m not allowed to marry - I’d be broke and some divorce lawyer’d be rich! But I learned something, and now that’s on my list of things I’ll never do again.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? I think once when I was very young. Pepsi, I think.
19. Laughed until you peed? No.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes. Ahh, I hear “The Way We Were” playing in the background.
21. Kissed in the rain? No, but it’s on my list of things to do. And I just met someone I want to do it with.
22. Had sex in the rain? No.
23. Sang in the shower? It’s one of my favorite places to do it.
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? Yes.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? No.
26. Sat on a roof top? It’s where I’ve had some of my best conversations.
27. Played chicken? No. I’m chicken.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.
29. Broken a bone? Just a toe. OUCH!
30. Flashed someone? No.
31. Mooned someone? No.
32. Shaved your head? No.
33. Slept naked? My last boyfriend loved to sleep naked, so I tried it for a while, then quit. I don’t think it’s comfortable (for me).
34. Blacked out from drinking? Yes. Back in college. With embarrasing results. To think the pictures are still out there somewhere. Yeech!
35. Played a prank on someone? Yes.
36. Had a gym membership? Have one now. Sometimes I even actually go.
37. Felt like killing someone? Yes.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Oh please. See question 17. Hasn’t everyone?
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? When I was 10.
40. Been in a band? A school band, yes. A cool band, no.
41. Shot a gun? I got a BB gun when I was 13. I shot it a lot until I shot my first bird. I cried like a five year old, and never touched it again, much to my older brothers chagrin (the gun was part of his campaign to “toughen me up").
42. Shot a bow and arrow? Yes. I was pretty good for a while.
43. Played strip poker? No.
44. Donated Blood? No.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? God no! (Sorry. It’s just a figure of speech).
46. Been to more than 10 countries? No. USA and Canada is it for me so far. But i still dream of Ireland.

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? Yes
3. Told a lie? Yes
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes
5. Been arrested? I’ve been stopped and should have been arrested.  I’ve never been arrested though. 
6. Seen someone die? No
7. Kissed a picture? Yes
8. Slept in until 5pm? Not even when I didn’t go to bed until 6:30 A.M. 
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? Yes.  I wasn’t on a clock, just the desk. 
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? Not dozing off at the desk.  I have slept on the couch in my office at the time on more than one occasion.  There was a shower though, so it wasn’t that bad.
11. Held a snake? Never
12. Ran a red light? Yes
13. Been suspended from school? No
14. Pole danced? Not solo
15. Been fired from a job? No
16. Sang karaoke? And in drag-Red lipstick, floral print dress, nylons, and cowboy boots.  The song-Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
19. Laughed until you peed? No.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
21. Kissed in the rain? Yes
22. Had sex in the rain? In a tent while it was raining, but not in the rain.
23. Sang in the shower? No
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? No. I’ve never understood naming.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? Yes. 
26. Sat on a roof top? Yes
27. Played chicken? No
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? I pity the fool that would try.
29. Broken a bone? Yes, boxer’s break.
30. Flashed someone? Yes
31. Mooned someone? Yes.
32. Shaved your head? This gorgeous head of hair?  Are you crazy?
33. Slept naked? Yes
34. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
35. Played a prank on someone? Yes
36. Had a gym membership? Have two
37. Felt like killing someone? Yes
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
40. Been in a band? No
41. Shot a gun? Many
42. Shot a bow and arrow? Yes.  I don’t understand why people have these when there are guns.
43. Played strip poker? Yes
44. Donated Blood? Twice a year.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? No, but it is on my list of things to do before I die.

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Of me? No. Of someone else naked when I was naked? Yes.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? Yes.
3. Told a lie? Prior to 83? Usually. Now? Rarely.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?. Unrequited love. Oh yes.
5. Been arrested? Yes.
6. Seen someone die? Alive one moment and dead the next? No.
7. Kissed a picture? Yes.
8. Slept in until 5pm? No.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? No.
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
11. Held a snake? A live one? I think so. A dead one? Yes.
12. Ran a red light? From one end of Melbourne to the other, drunk at 1 am without stopping in 71. Not proud of it. Unintentionally a few other times.
13. Been suspended from school? No.
14. Pole danced? Been on one – don’t think I danced.
15. Been fired from a job? Twice from the same one but they called it ‘being made redundant’.
16. Sang karaoke? No.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes, many times – it usually involved drinking or rather, not drinking.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
19. Laughed until you peed? No.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Don’t think so.
21. Kissed in the rain? Yes.
22. Had sex in the rain? Can’t remember.
23. Sang in the shower? Yes but not these days.
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? Over 30 years ago a girlfriend used to call him Ferdy after asking what I called him. I lied and said his name was Ferdinand.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? No.
26. Sat on a roof top? Oh yes. It’s one of the best places to smoke dope.
27. Played chicken? Other than that once, no.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
29. Broken a bone? Thumb at 16. Little toes and nose, drunk.
30. Flashed someone? I suppose that means quickly dropping your trousers. No. Walking naked in front of unknowns. Yes.
31. Mooned someone? No.
32. Shaved your head? No but I’m glad it’s in vogue for young baldies.
33. Slept naked? Usually.
34. Blacked out from drinking? Too often prior to 83 when I stopped for almost 10 years.
35. Played a prank on someone? Yes.
36. Had a gym membership? Yes.
37. Felt like killing someone? Someone else? Rarely. Myself? Often but not for a long time.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Oh yes.
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
40. Been in a band? No.
41. Shot a gun? Yes.
42. Shot a bow and arrow? Yes.
43. Played strip poker? No.
44. Donated Blood? Yes but not for a few years – should put that on the ‘to do list’.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? Tandem once; I asked the bloke if there was any mistake I could make that would kill us. No. I still wouldn’t trust myself to pull the cord.
46. Been to more than 10 countries? Over them? Yes. To them? No.

I was only interested in reading the answers to the sexual questions.  I guess I should be considered some sort of pervert or deviant.  Damn, I’m ashamed of myself.

I refuse to answer any of these questions.

Taken a picture completely naked? Yes, of myself and others and including movies.
Danced in front of a mirror naked? Yep.
Told a lie? Sure.
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Ooooh yeah, we were together for a decade.
Been arrested? Yes.
Seen someone die? Yes.
Kissed a picture? I never understood what exact thought process led me to do this occasionally while tripping on acid.
Slept in until 5pm? Yep.
Had sex at work (on the clock)? Nope.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yeah.
Held a snake? Uh huh.
Ran a red light? Yes, including a few I didn’t, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.
Been suspended from school? No, I was always willing to go to the extra effort of getting the other people suspended and myself patted on the back when I was in school.
Pole danced? Yes, I worked in a strip club, and there’s only so much bs of “Well, I’d like to see YOU do that!” that a dude can take before he steps up to convince everyone that wiggling tits isn’t the hard part, it’s pole work.
Been fired from a job? Yep.
Sang karaoke? Unfortunately for everyone, yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? See Karaoke. Beer makes you bold and stupid.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? I’m sure I have once or twice.
Laughed until you peed? No, but I was once so sick I sneezed and shit my pants.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yep.
Had sex in the rain? Uh huh.
Sang in the shower? Much more polite than karaoke, yes.
Gave your private parts a nickname? Whatever works, though I think it’s been given more nicknames by other people than I’ve self-referenced it by a psuedonym.
Ever gone to school/work without underwear? All the time.
Sat on a roof top? Uh huh.
Played chicken? I’ve actually been in a chicken suit.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
Broken a bone? No, my soft tissue damages more than make up for this IMO though
Flashed someone? Yes, many times
Mooned someone? Not as much, but yes
Shaved your head? Yes, many times.
Slept naked? All the time.
Blacked out from drinking? Many times.
Played a prank on someone? Yep
Had a gym membership? I think I’ve had one for free a few times that I didn’t use.
Felt like killing someone? Man, you have no idea. There’s a good reason to keep me from The Button.
Cried over someone you were in love with? Yep.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? That sounds stupid.
Been in a band? Many.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Shot a bow and arrow? Uh huh.
Played strip poker? Many times.
Donated Blood? Yes.
Ever jump out of an airplane? Not yet, maybe when I’m back to my “fighting weight” and can afford whimsical fancies like falling out of perfectly good airplanes at hundreds of miles per hour.
Been to more than 10 countries? No, I’ve never really been able to afford it or afford the time/effort to do something like that.

Interesting how these things can make you realize just how interesting your life has been so far.

1. Taken a picture completely naked? No.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? Yes.
3. Told a lie? Yes.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes.
5. Been arrested? No.
6. Seen someone die? No.
7. Kissed a picture? Yes.
8. Slept in until 5pm? Yes.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? Yes.
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
11. Held a snake? Yes.
12. Ran a red light? Yes.
13. Been suspended from school? No.
14. Pole danced? No. However, I have given a lap dance.
15. Been fired from a job? No.
16. Sang karaoke? Yes.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
19. Laughed until you peed? No.
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
21. Kissed in the rain? No.
22. Had sex in the rain? No.
23. Sang in the shower? Yes.
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? No.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? Yes.
26. Sat on a roof top? Yes.
27. Played chicken? No.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
29. Broken a bone? Yes.
30. Flashed someone? Yes.
31. Mooned someone? Yes.
32. Shaved your head? No.
33. Slept naked? Yes.
34. Blacked out from drinking? Yes.
35. Played a prank on someone? Yes.
36. Had a gym membership? Yes.
37. Felt like killing someone? Yes.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes.
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
40. Been in a band? Yes.
41. Shot a gun? Yes.
42. Shot a bow and arrow? Yes.
43. Played strip poker? No.
44. Donated Blood? No.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? No.
46. Been to more than 10 countries? No.

What the hey.  I’m game.  Have I ever:

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Of myself? Yes. Of some other people? Yes.
2. Danced in front of a mirror naked? Yes.
3. Told a lie? This answer is the only lie I’ve ever told in my life.
4. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Of course- who hasn’t?
5. Been arrested? Yep.  Spent twelve days in jail for blocking a public thoroughfare.  Had a great time.
6. Seen someone die? No.
7. Kissed a picture? Not that I recall.
8. Slept in until 5pm? Slept through 5pm, certainly; slept “in” until 5, don’t think so.  I’ve always been a morning person.
9. Had sex at work (on the clock)? Yes, although since I was (and am) self-employed, the clock didn’t mind, nor did we…
10. Fallen asleep at work/school? At school, a couple of times.  I did almost fall asleep driving a motorcycle once, after a long and arduous night with a girlfriend.
11. Held a snake? Many times.  Like Les, mostly garter snakes, but also the occasional boa and python.  Very sensual, for me at least.
12. Ran a red light? I’ll just paste Les here: “On the odd occasion, but never intentionally.”
13. Been suspended from school? Nope.
14. Pole danced? Nope.
15. Been fired from a job? Not really “fired”, but when the Berkeley Barb was on its way down, I was one of the early casualties.  Fat lot of good it did them, too.
16. Sang karaoke? Nope.  I sing a lot in concerts, though.
17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Never.  My word is law with me.
18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? That’s one of those experiences that life still has in store for me.  I can hardly wait.
19. Laughed until you peed? Yes, but only a little bit
20. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? At least 37 times.
21. Kissed in the rain? At least 38 times.
22. Had sex in the rain? Does a light drizzle count?
23. Sang in the shower? All the time.
24. Gave your private parts a nickname? To rephrase Les: Officially, no, but I will refer to them using various common cliches (e.g. the one-eyed trouser snake) as a joke.
25. Ever gone to school/work without underwear? That’s my underwear of choice.
26. Sat on a roof top? Often.
27. Played chicken? Not really, unless daring one another to shoot rubber bands at Amy while she was giving an oral report in ninth-grade English counts.
28. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Not so far.  I tend to avoid swimming pools nowadays anyway- chlorine hurts my eyes.
29. Broken a bone? Only a couple of ribs so far.  A girlfriend of mine wanted to film me somersaulting down a hill, and I obliged with more enthusiasm than coordination.
30. Flashed someone?  31. Mooned someone? Yes, both on the same occasion, as a kind of art work.  A girlfriend and I were walking on Ocean Beach in SF by the Cliff House, and decided to give the tourists something to look at.  What can I say?  Young and crazy.
32. Shaved your head? Uh, do crew cuts count?
33. Slept naked? Channeling Les again: “Yes, starting in my late teen-aged years.”
34. Blacked out from drinking? You’re on a run, Les: “Nope. I’m not a big drinker. Only been drunk a few times in my life and only got sick from it once.” The one time I got sick, though, I was really sick, and that pretty much cured my incipient desire to become an alcoholic…
35. Played a prank on someone? My brother and I played “pranks” on one another, culminating in stitches of laughter and wounds.
36. Had a gym membership? Nope.  I get a lot of exercise in my work, and biking to work.  I could do with taking a yoga or martial arts class again, though.
37. Felt like killing someone? Maybe not “killing”, but putting into suspended animation.  Permanently.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yep.
39. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? I had jumping beans as a kid a couple of times, but calling them “pets” is a bit much.
40. Been in a band? Yep, several times: school bands, ragtime, Scottish…
41. Shot a gun? Only a .22 rifle at summer camp.  We did have to make our own bullets, though.
42. Shot a bow and arrow? Occasionally.  My brother-in-sin (my partner’s sister’s partner) is a serious archer, and he’s getting me interested again.
43. Played strip poker? Yes.  Haven’t for a while, though.
44. Donated Blood? No.  I have to admit I don’t like needles.  Poor excuse- I should do it.
45. Ever jump out of an airplane? Not so far.  I got to fly one once for a bit.
46. Been to more than 10 countries? Yes.  Hard to avoid, living in Europe.

Zilch reminded me of the broken ribs.
After a 10 year friendship she and I decided to try sex together.
I had a broken rib but, as y’all know, sex is a pain-killer.
She was about to orgasm – YES she screamed as she squeezed me.
AHHH I cried as she did … and she didn’t. 

About the sleeping naked thing.  I’ve gotten into the habit of sleeping in t-shirt/shorts in case I have to get out of bed for some emergency.  Or at least leaving the clothes laying right beside the bed.  Especially after a midnight fire drill in college that totally caught us off guard.  Hell of a time to START doing fire drills.  I was still awake and dressed, but one guy got caught in the shower (some guys just went to the showers in a towel) and ended up outside, dripping wet in 50 degree F weather.  After that, I made sure I wasn’t far from clothes at any time. 

On bones breaking:  I think I must have thick bones.  Some stuff I’ve done I swear should’ve fractured the bones at least.  I have sprained both ankles and twisted my left knee(something popped), but no bones.  Thinking about it, I also think that whenever I’ve gone down doing anything, I usually roll with it, and not try to outright stop the fall. 

Except this one time as a kid jumping the ditch.  We used the ditch/culvert edge as a steep 3 ft ramp - best damn ramp we ever had, it was essentially a micro half-pipe.  I caught some decent air, but wiped out.  Fortunately, I missed the concrete driveway by a few inches, but I lay there thinking my leg was broke, then got up after a few minutes and limped off.  Then and now I still think it should’ve broken my leg.

Consig: 42. Shot a bow and arrow? Yes.  I don’t understand why people have these when there are guns.

For the challenge, of course.

Shelly: Topless on a Greek beach. Does that count?

You score points for trying, but no, completely naked is a bit beyond topless.  On a Greek beach, chances are that this is the tiniest bit beyond topless

Perhaps a tiny bit