What could possibly make me say this? Well, word that Tammy Faye has inoperable lung cancer is starting to make me believe in divine justice.
Messner, 62, told one caller that she “believes in miracles” and told another that she is considering holistic medicine in addition to chemotherapy to treat her cancer.
Which just further demonstrates her total lack of a clue. Still, couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person. I found this next bit to be amusing:
Messner has a self-help book “I Will Survive ... And You Will, Too!” that was released last year before she was diagnosed.
Oops! Shoulda checked in with God before coming up with that title, eh Tammy?


















Oh, I’ve been inching closer to True Belief ever since God smote Ashcroft ... bwahahaha.