Mel Gibson’s upcoming film The Passion of Christ is already stirring up controversy and inflaming tempers and now it appears to be attracting the wrath of God himself.
Seattle Post-Intelligencer: AP - Movies
NEW YORK—Don’t tell Jan Michelini that lightning doesn’t strike twice. Michelini, an assistant director on Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Christ,“ was nicknamed “Lightning Boy” after lightning struck his umbrella during filming on a hilltop in the town of Matera, Italy, reported VLife, a supplement to Variety publications, in its October issue.
He suffered light burns on the tips of his fingers.
A few months later, while the crew was on a remote location a few hours from Rome, a storm rolled in and Michelini, again carrying an umbrella, was standing beside star Jim Caviezel on top of a hill, the publication said.
“I’m about a hundred feet away from them,“ producer Steve McEveety was quoted as saying, “when I glance over and see lightning coming out of Caviezel’s ears. Both Caviezel and Michelini got struck this time. The main bolt hit Caviezel and one of its forks hit Michelini’s umbrella.“
Luckily, they weren’t hurt.
There are several ways we can interpret this. God is pissed, but is also a big fan of Mel Gibson so instead of frying the actor/director himself he decides to singe the hairs of one of his crew members to see if the message gets across. Or, God is pissed and has lousy aim. Or, God is pissed and can’t tell the difference between Mel Gibson, Jan Michelini and Jim Caviezel. Or, God isn’t pissed but enjoys fucking with people’s heads by pretending he is pissed. Or God doesn’t exist and this is just a lesson on why it’s a bad idea to stand around with an umbrella on a hilltop in the rain.
Take your pick. I find them all equally amusing myself.




















What do you think science is Les? It’s a study of God’s technology. We’re getting closer and closer to understanding how the world works, but further and further from the most fundamental scientific truth: that God is all energy. All energy comes from God and goes back to him. It’s a perfect cycle.
What are emotions if not energy? What explaination is there for the functions of our minds and bodies if not an unseeable, all-encompassing energy? Of course its all a product of physical evolution, but random chance has nothing to do with it. Science has proven that physicality IS condensed energy. So what, then, is energy and where does it come from?
Why is the idea of a God so absurd? When you think about how complex we are, as Brock pointed out:
“There is a universe in any direction that we look, an infinite texture to every object. As far as we know the universe is not only infinitely immense but infinitely enduring, and possibly reflects limitless design and variation potentials. What kind of God would give us a religion that would deal with only a tiny portion of time and space that we can hope to physically verify. Why create a reality for us and give us such a limited book reflecting such confined beliefs, events and characters as the Bible to describe it?“
To me it’s absurd that there isn’t a design. The idea that random chance has resulted in the All That Is seems a bit loony. But I’ll agree with you on the absurdity of the Bible being the only book for us to reference, because it definately is not! Why do we think God stopped inspiring books after the bible? I believe he’s been inspiring people to reveal all kinds of truth throughout history. We just don’t really listen too well. We don’t read between the lines.
I think God has revealed larger and larger truths to us as we’ve “grown up” as a species, knowing when we can handle what information. And I think it’s only recently that he’s revealed certain scientific truths about Himself because its only now that we can understand them.
But for like prophecies and stories God writes, everyone takes everything so literally. Like Nostradamus. Everyone looks at his prophecies and tries to match up specific words to specific real-time events. But why couldn’t he have made a FEW specific predictions, but some have been metaphors for a grander truth?
I believe God is a children’s storybook writer. Whenever we try to examine the nature of God and are supremely puzzled by Him, I think we fail to take his nature into account. I believe God to be a child at heart. He likes stories, he likes love, he likes playing like a little child. But everyone on earth thinks that if there is a God he must be some stern tough guy who has put us all to a test that we must pass, or we die.
Bit I think God is a child trapped in an adult’s body. I see her as an aching heart because his children don’t enjoy the same level of child-like joy and wonder that he does. I see Her as a regretful parent because of the misery this world has caused us, and I see Him as working around the clock to fix it by helping us realize the truth of Him/Her.
So all I’m saying is that I think we get confused about the nature of God because we apply our own nature to Him. I think He/She/It is a lot simpler than we think, but we assume He is complicated because we are. And I don’t mean the level of his physical reality, because that’s definately complicated. I mean his nature as a being unto “his” or “herself”.
So anyway, that’s my two cents.
Peace ya’ll,
- Jesus