If you’ve got to die anyway then you may as well do it in a memorable way:
The accident happened when a work crew from Precision Lawn Care was mowing the grounds of the North East Business Center off Route 17K.
Police said Jorge Trinidad, 25, was riding a mower when he rolled into a pond. The mower fell on top of him, pinning him under about 3 feet of water.
I think this qualifies as a great example of a freak accident. Trinidad didn’t do anything particularly stupid, just happened to fall victim to a malevolent lawnmower.


















OMG. This 6/6/6, the Debbil walks the earth… as a lawnmower.
The Days of Mowelation are here. Repent, ye of little faith and long grass.