You don’t need to have played the game Portal to find this amusing, but it helps. The automated turrets in the game actually talk to you when you approach or attack them, but what do they do when there’s no one else around? This little movie lets you find out…
Oh, and there’s some strong language and some sexual innuendo so mind where you watch it at.


















Ironic, true, futuristic, evolutionary, painful and funny.
I think Moloch was right after all, it’s for the betterment of humanity for me to quit cell talking or ill be placing the fundamentals of the language for the new better improved specie that is going to place humans in zoos.