Saw this on ***Dave’s blog and though it looked like fun:
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
Jay Bell
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Clement… uh… it just occurred to me that I don’t know the names of either my paternal grandfather (he’s been dead for decades) or my step-dad’s father. How weird is that?
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Jelesl
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Blue Otter (I think this would make a better Super Hero name myself)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
Troy Ann Arbor (that one doesn’t really work well at all)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
Red Long Island Iced Tea
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Lens
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Cookie Dough Sugar
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Melvin Chelsea Circle (that one doesn’t really work either)
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Tiger Meadowlawn





















No. 4 sounds like it should be a Kung Fu name.
My superhero name would be The Blue Tequila. El Agave Azul. That’s original.
Vanilla Sugar - man, I’m gonna get my ass kicked!
Coco Kyle ain’t no rockstar name. Maybe R&B.
My porn name would be Tigger Jap. Seriously.
Yeah, the meme needs a little work. I like the older SW naming, wasn’t it Lord/Lady (first car) of (last medication taken). At least then I was Lord Volare of Acetaminophen.