Let’s do a meme: Your “other” names.

Posted by Les on Monday, November 24, 2008 at 12:02 PM. Read 1622 times. Tags: , ,
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Saw this on ***Dave’s blog and though it looked like fun:

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
Jay Bell

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Clement… uh… it just occurred to me that I don’t know the names of either my paternal grandfather (he’s been dead for decades) or my step-dad’s father. How weird is that?

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Jelesl

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Blue Otter (I think this would make a better Super Hero name myself)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
Troy Ann Arbor (that one doesn’t really work well at all)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
Red Long Island Iced Tea

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Lens

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Cookie Dough Sugar

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Melvin Chelsea Circle (that one doesn’t really work either)

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Tiger Meadowlawn

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Ragman United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 12:39 PM

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No. 4 sounds like it should be a Kung Fu name. 

My superhero name would be The Blue Tequila.  El Agave Azul.  That’s original.

Vanilla Sugar - man, I’m gonna get my ass kicked!

Coco Kyle ain’t no rockstar name.  Maybe R&B.

My porn name would be Tigger Jap.  Seriously.

Yeah, the meme needs a little work.  I like the older SW naming, wasn’t it Lord/Lady (first car) of (last medication taken).  At least then I was Lord Volare of Acetaminophen.

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Sandy United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 12:40 PM

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ROFLMAO….Will have to try this one sometime..

Matt United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 01:27 PM

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Always heard Soap Opera Name as Middle Name & Street you live on. 
Mine: Franklin Van Dusen.  Sweet, eh?
- Matt

DavidM United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 01:58 PM

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It actually surprises me that some of the answers come out sounding so right though… my porn name would be Prince Butternut.

Eunoia Germany Posted on 11/24/2008 at 02:33 PM

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Apropriatusly, my porn name (if I use the dog’s name) would be Ivan Ardon wink

The long whatsit of coincidence, as CG Jung might have said.

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 11/24/2008 at 02:35 PM

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Dunno- Troy Annarbor sounds like the doctor with stubble that is the love/crush interest from a 2.30 soap.  “Hi, my name’s Troy Annarbour- you may remember me from such Threads as “I don’t like DRM” and “Christians, huh!”.

As I said on Daves blog my kids, who have 2 middle names, use 4 x the first 2 letters, giving Jawi Chho and Johe Loho, which I think sound really good (especially the double ‘h’).

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Stormin Norman United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 02:54 PM

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Not all of them work well, but a few turned out rather humorous:
4. Blue Lemur (I actually like that one)
6. Red Red Wine (Superhero meets Neil Diamond?)
8. Pistachio Ginger Snap (Gangsta with that name would get his ass kicked)
10. Rascal Ashworth (More like a country band)

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“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” – President George W. Bush, August 5, 2004

AngryArcheologist United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 04:20 PM

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1.Penny Arthur
2.Arthur Nesbit
3.Bldavi
4.Green Ferret
5.Micheal Boston
6.The Dark Purple Bahama Mama (Wow, thats pretty gay.)
7.Dalt
8.Cake Batter E.L. Fudge
9.(Doesn’t work)
10.Robin Manhattan

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“They say there is a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it’s better but I say it ain’t, I’d rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.” - Billy Joel, Only the Good Die Young

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 11/24/2008 at 05:53 PM

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Plus I couldn’t be a gangsta with a name like Lemon Chocolate Digestive

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Patness Canada Posted on 11/24/2008 at 06:28 PM

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Porn name: Midget Mackenzie

‘Nuff said.

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I acquire no understanding of myself except as I take account of objects, of the surroundings. I do not think unless I think of things — and there I find myself. - Bruce Lee

Matt United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 07:29 PM

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Porn Name: Stubby Mount Pleasant

I am totally winning this game.

Gelta Great Britain (UK) Posted on 11/24/2008 at 08:44 PM

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Rockstar name : Samantha De Vere
Porn Name : Dina Dean

Hmmmm, Classy…

mikeinportc United States Posted on 11/24/2008 at 08:44 PM

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1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Ann Douglas

2. NASCAR NAME: Don-Tom Dick
( Mom’s father, & stepfather included)

3. STAR WARS NAME: Wemich

4. DETECTIVE NAME: Aqua Otter

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: Thomas Broome
The town(Port Crane) doesn’t work, so went with the county.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: Chatreuse Delilah? 
(had to pick something:)

7. FLY NAME: Mion

8. GANGSTA NAME: Death By Chocolate Chocolate Oatmeal

9. ROCK STAR NAME: Squeak 369


10. PORN NAME: Boots Bigelow

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 11/24/2008 at 09:19 PM

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Porn Name: Stubby Mount Pleasant

If you think ‘Stubby’ is a winning porn name then I’d start ‘wearing’ a second pair of socks if I were you.  And I notice Patness’s self loathing so skilfully exposed by the master debater Willy on the ‘Catholic’ thread is resurfacing.

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Patness Canada Posted on 11/24/2008 at 09:21 PM

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And I notice Patness’s self loathing so skilfully exposed by the master debater Willy on the ‘Catholic’ thread is resurfacing.

Big things come in small packages, LH.

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The Kidney Punch Of Legendary Peace

I acquire no understanding of myself except as I take account of objects, of the surroundings. I do not think unless I think of things — and there I find myself. - Bruce Lee

MisterMook United States Posted on 11/25/2008 at 01:20 AM

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4. DETECTIVE NAME: Greenfish. It sounds more like the name of a detective novel than anything else.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: Blue Tequila. I think I might have had this variety.

8. GANGSTA NAME: Vanilla Chocolate Chip. Yes, I’d be a generic gangsta.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: Coal Valley. This sounds more like a name I’d get doing gay porn than anything else.

10. PORN NAME: Goldenrod Snow. Pure genius, now I need to get a gig to show it off, something that I can scandalize the grandkids with eventually.

Matt United States Posted on 11/25/2008 at 10:07 AM

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LH -
It’s the porn name that makes men feel good about themselves when they watch it.  But, Mount Pleasant? Come on!

- Matt

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 11/25/2008 at 10:43 AM

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Mount Pleasant

I thought that was a direction.

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Momma United States Posted on 11/25/2008 at 12:42 PM

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A little help for my forgetful son.
1. Belle Jesse (Jay is a Nickname for step-dad) with biological father is would be Belle Verlin
2. Father’s dad was just Roy, Step dad’s father’s name was Ernest. ( I had to look that one up)!

10. I sure do love Tiger Meadowlawn but it could be a wrestler also! kiss

swordsbane United States Posted on 11/26/2008 at 09:36 PM

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Porn Name: Stubby Mount Pleasant

I am totally winning this game

Really?  What about Velcro Vicwood?
(Yes, that was our dogs name)

I also win the contest for strangest name for a dog too smile

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itdontmatter United States Posted on 11/26/2008 at 10:48 PM

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1.  Linda Victor (Transgendered?)
2.  Buck Werner (it would be a better porn name)
3.  Ihjean
4.  Purple Manatee
5.  Lester Falls Church (??)
6.  The Orange Rusty Nail (I am WAY too fat for that costume)
7.  Jery
8.  Brownie Peanut Butter (breakfast cereal)
9.  Aegwynn Gallows
10.  Corky Newton (it would be a better soap opera name)

Ulfrekr United States Posted on 11/27/2008 at 07:29 PM

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Fun!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Jay Cerise

2. NASCAR NAME: Edward James. Although that could be turned into Eddie Jimbo or something, so that kinda works.

3. STAR WARS NAME: Babren

4. DETECTIVE NAME: Navy Blue Wolf

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: Edward James Ann Arbor. Yeah, doesn’t work.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: The Red Manhattan. Awesome. “When evil appears…I shall paint the town red!”

7. FLY NAME: Brer

8. GANGSTA NAME: Magic Brownies Milano. Almost works. Almost.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: Thor State

10. PORN NAME: Willie Avenida. Wow.

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