Les is Going to Hell for Blogging

Posted by Consigliere on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 09:58 PM. Read 1694 times. Tags:
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There has been an exciting turn of events for hardcore Christian trolls that may have visited this site.  You may now take solace that Les Jenkins is most assuredly going to rot in hell.  How do I know this you say?  Well, apart from being all-knowing like Darryl, God has said so.  I think. Or maybe it was the Restored Church of God, which is just like God said so.  I think.

The Internet—and more specifically blogs—has enabled everyone to have a voice on any matter. Now everyone’s thoughts are “published” for all to see. Whether or not it is effective, as soon as something is posted the person has a larger voice. It often makes the blogger feel good or makes him feel as if his opinion counts—when it is mostly mindless blather!

Here is the definition of a blog from a highly popular blog provider: “A blog is a personal diary. A daily pulpit. A collaborative space. A political soapbox. A breaking-news outlet. A collection of links. Your own private thoughts. Memos to the world. Your blog is whatever you want it to be. There are millions of them, in all shapes and sizes, and there are no real rules…blogs have…enabled millions of people to have a voice” (emphasis ours).

Ask yourself, “Do I have a tendency to want to have a voice?”

Well, we know Les certainly wants to have a voice.  And that is most assuredly damning since we live in the 7th era of something or other, which of course is the last era before....before.... before Les goes to Hell.

Perhaps the largest problem with blogs is they cater to one’s vanity. Human beings are naturally self-centered and proud, and young people are certainly no exception! Note how the Bible describes this generation: “There is a generation that are pure in their own eyes, and yet is not washed from their filthiness. There is a generation, O how lofty are their eyes! And their eyelids are lifted up” (Prov. 30:12-13).

If you post mundane details of your life, you are in effect saying that your life is important and that people should read about it. Also, whether or not you admit it, having a blog with your name, your picture and your opinions strokes the human ego—it lifts you up. It essentially advertises the self! Many teenagers say, “Listen to me, world, and what I have to say,” when they should be focused on changing and cleaning up their lives.

If you blog, are you sure you do not partially enjoy it because your carnal nature is inclined toward vanity?

Well, for shame on you Les.  That story about the ink spot, it was all about Vanity.  We know now.  For shame, for shame.

In this time when people exhibit the least amount of character in history, there is more communication than ever before. Much of this is simply blathering on blogs—mindless words and idle communication. Blogs can be summed up as people talking about almost anything, but really nothing. There is no purpose to much of the contents—no direction.

Look at what the Bible says about idle words: “But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment” (Matt. 12:36). Who would want to give account to God about how many hours a day he rambled on

I’ve read the posts here.  Much blathering.  Much.  More evidence that Hell awaits for Les.

Now some of you may be feeling rather smug about your salvation, but not so fast there buckaroos.  You too could be headed for hell:

Let me emphasize that no one—including adults—should have a blog or personal website (unless it is for legitimate business purposes).

When this policy, now being instituted, was discussed with Mr. Pack and other Headquarters ministers, there was not a shadow of doubt in anyone’s mind that blogs are something youth should not be doing in any way.

As has been said before, Jesus Christ and His Church have standards. Those who desire fewer standards should go to the splinters or to the world.

Quotes from: http://www.thercg.org/youth/articles/0403-bagy.html

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Doctor M United States Posted on 10/16/2006 at 09:09 PM

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Personally, I think Hell would be a damn fun place if bloggers are destined there.
I certainly have very few friends who are going to Heaven—so why even bother?

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 10/16/2006 at 09:24 PM

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I think Hell would be a damn fun place if bloggers are destined there.

Ah, but isn’t hell “Other People(’s Avatars)”

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AntiCrank United States Posted on 10/16/2006 at 09:25 PM

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Hell, there is no hell for chrissakes.
Hell’s one of the Popery inventions used to keep the ignorant in line back in the time when romans thought it cool to crucify people.

When we die, we all go to some nice place- regardless whether you’re the Butcher of the balkans or the Saint of Bangalore

Ragman United States Posted on 10/16/2006 at 10:29 PM

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Who would want to give account to God about how many hours a day he rambled on

I guess there’s gonna be a lot of preachers and univeristy profs in hell…

Master_of_puppets Canada Posted on 10/16/2006 at 10:39 PM

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Since bloggers are going to hell for rambling and being vain and whatnot, doesn’t that mean that anyone who’s ever written anything will go to hell?  I write editorials for the student paper.  Am I going to hell for that (notwithstanding everything else I’m going to hell for)?  In fact, is it not safe to say that anyone who has ever done anything is going to hell?  And that being the case, hasn’t the catholic church been saying that for 1700 years or so?  This sect doesn’t have new ideas at all!

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AntiCrank United States Posted on 10/16/2006 at 11:52 PM

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No wonder they’re losing followers like a bleeding throat.

whitebloodoftheheavens United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 03:11 AM

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Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Don’t the fundies have anything better to do than blame blogging for sin and damn ation and not praising “Gawd!” all day long.

They can shove it, just ike the others and maybe he’s cutting down bloggers cause he lost his own blog from too many lewd messages with little boys. Go Tom, stomp out the child predators in your midts!

Just a theory.  Now I’ll wait for them to demonize mmorpgs, videogames in general, trench coats, army boots, kopeshes, candy, poi, card games in general, artwork of any form, voting how you want, cellphones, pimples and kittens.

Les and Beau Tochs, either of you care if I take the get out of hell card image, replicate it and hand a few out to people?

(apparently hitting the stop button doesn’t let you altar your post, damn...)

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Mirth, honor and hatred.  All are me, throughout and complete, and I indulge when and where I choose.  Therein, I will have the knowledge of self and objective, the fury to carry it out ruthlessly, and the smile of a deed done and peace to come to bring me home.

MisterMook United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 03:21 AM

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Kittens are way to keep widows from properly continuing to have Warrior Children of Christ as God intended. Kittens are kept on SubLevel 2B of Hell, right next to Demonic Fruits-Once-Used-As-Sex-Objects and radial tires.

Les United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 10:11 AM

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Les and Beau Tochs, either of you care if I take the get out of hell card image, replicate it and hand a few out to people?

So long as BT doesn’t mind, seeing as he created it, I’m fine with it.

I also deleted your duplicate post.

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Michael Peacock United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 11:47 AM

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The Internet—and more specifically blogs—has enabled everyone to have a voice on any matter.

I think this is the part that really and truly scares fundamentalists.  After all, if everyone has a voice, then everyone begins to have a small share of the available social power.  When that happens, there’s a chance that the messages from traditional halls of power and social control will be lost in the din - especially when better, more rational ideas begin to take root in our collective consciousness. 

I think such ideas occur pretty frequently - and I don’t think it’s a random thing either.  The blogosphere is huge and complex, but it isn’t like the proverbial room full of monkeys typing.  As we know - if you take a bunch of monkeys and let them type for a bit, you wind up with a bunch of S’s , and not anything that looks like Shakespeare.  The blogosphere, however, isn’t just populated with monkeys.  It’s also populated with some smart, literate, adept and passionate monkeys that have much more to offer than brain static.  At what other time in recorded human history has there ever been such a high degree of public participation in the free exchange of ideas as we have now with the products of our web technologies: blogs, discussion boards, myspace and facebook, reunion sites, and other online communities? 

I’ll tell you.  Never.  And that’s what’s so frightening for those holding your leashes, my little pretties.

If fundies are saying that bloggers are going to hell, then it sounds to me like we’re doing something right.  Pass me a Mountain Dew - and a banana.  Amen.

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SomethingAwful United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 12:17 PM

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Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Don’t the fundies have anything better to do than blame blogging for sin and damn ation and not praising “Gawd!” all day long.

That’s the problem. They’re rebels without a cause. Seems to be they take the opposite stand of whatever’s popular. Then they slap on the “sin monicker” on it.

Imagine: if every politician we have is a fundie. We’ll never progress beyond the Amish level.

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Michael Peacock United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 01:12 PM

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SomethingAwful: Imagine: if every politician we have is a fundie. We’ll never progress beyond the Amish level.

Hell, I wish we’d progress up to the Amish level.  The Amish are great.  The don’t get in your face, they’re up before the sun and work like hell and don’t complain about it, and they’re forgiving of others.  Also, they make great pies.

If every politician could bake a pie as well as an Amish schoolgirl, then this would be a brighter world indeed.  That is, unless they blogged about it.

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Beau Tochs United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 01:39 PM

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wboth axed: Les and Beau Tochs, either of you care if I take the get out of hell card image, replicate it and hand a few out to people?

I don’t mind at all - if you want a high(er)-rez version, email me at the addy in my profile, and I’ll send it out to you.

(Incidentally, the card wasn’t my idea - I saw it somewhere a long time ago, and just replicated a SEB version the best I could from memory.)

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 10/17/2006 at 07:16 PM

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MM: Kittens are way to keep widows from properly continuing to have Warrior Children of Christ as God intended.

Or, as Garrison Keilor said:
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. wink

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craiger_ny United States Posted on 10/17/2006 at 08:12 PM

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Or, as Garrison Keilor said:
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Hey if you are going to drop links to cat fancier sites I must plug my favorite. And what of the case of Jeff?  Will he go to hell?  He has a blog but is likely unaware.  Does that mean that those who maintain his blog damned him?  Or is it non-issue because cats don’t go to heaven?

Craig

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 10/17/2006 at 09:04 PM

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Jeff rules.  wink

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Brooks United States Posted on 10/19/2006 at 12:44 PM

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I have quite the conundrum here. What if you have a legitimate business blog, but your business, by it’s very nature, requires you to boast about your abilities in order to get work to feed your children? I need a ruling. I have a feeling that shooting pictures would not constitute a legitimate business in the end though.

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Michael Peacock United States Posted on 10/19/2006 at 01:23 PM

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Brooks: I need a ruling. I have a feeling that shooting pictures would not constitute a legitimate business in the end though.

You’re in luck - I’ve been ruling on things like this all day. 

No hell for you.  Unless you use blink tags.  Then you fry.

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sweet_lil_jericho United States Posted on 10/19/2006 at 02:00 PM

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I have quite the conundrum here. What if you have a legitimate business blog, but your business, by it’s very nature, requires you to boast about your abilities in order to get work to feed your children? I need a ruling. I have a feeling that shooting pictures would not constitute a legitimate business in the end though.

Just remember...if you are in business, you are there to make money, and it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven (unless your name is George W. Bush).

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Brooks United States Posted on 10/19/2006 at 05:00 PM

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Ha! No blink tags!! I’m in!

Oh, and I heard that GW had a special Gallagher size needle made just in case, so I think we’re all safe on that one from now on.

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 10/19/2006 at 08:56 PM

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I’ve just a terrible thought.

A few months ago Les sinned by posting a thread celebrating the number of times he sinned, or number of hits or something.  I contributed by posting a SEB version of the Lord’s prayer.

As unlucky Alf would say

Oh, bugger

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Bob United States Posted on 10/21/2006 at 08:10 PM

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We already knew Les was going hell. I don’t know who Consigliere is, but clearly he/she is going hell, because he posts on a blog.

Is the OP going to hell for writing this article? Am I going to hell for commenting? At what point does writing, or talking cross the line between acceptable Christian behavior and going to hell? Please, I must know!! I must get to heaven! smile

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