These guys are a true believer’s nightmare!

I’m embarrassed to admit that I was once a naïve believer in the theory.

It always amazes me how these True Believers™ are so arrogant.

Oooo! I can hardly wait to hear what stunning revelation convinced Kirk to become a True Believer™!

Maybe the ignominy of actually starring in “Growing Pains” drove him to religion.

Fall Downed: It always amazes me how these True Believers™ are so arrogant.

In my experiences and observations I’ve noticed that arrogance frequently walks hand-in-hand with insecurity.

In the interests of fair play, I think that it would be unsporting for Cameron and Comfort to have to debate the Blasphemy Challenge people.  I suggest that they debate the banana.  My money’s on the banana.

It’s funny watching arrogant peopel who love self-martyrdom(oh, im a sinner, i deserve hell, i deserve to suffer, i am meaningless!) try and do the world a favor, its so.....unnatural.

But, it should be worth a few laughs.  What I beliebe already has this sort of thing taken care of, not with bananas, but with thermal imaging cameras.  itll be a lovely day when they have evp detectors and thermal cameras during a church service. 

the worst part is, the vatican or the christian coalition might actually sponsor that sort of thing.

That video is wrong!  Everyone knows you don’t open the banana from the stem, you pinch the “bottom” and then peel it open.  Even monkeys know that. (or is it apes?  Creationists have me confused)

Even if that argument made sense, how is that an argument for Christianity and not Islam?  Or Zoroastrianism?  There are plenty of religions out there claiming their gods created the world.

Proof would have to tie in with science, and so would come from data from analytical machines.

If god did exist, he would have to be in a dimension that we don’t currently observe. All analytical machines operate entirely within the dimensions that we do observe, so will never be able to directly probe that other dimension. A kind of double-coupling to produce something physical might be possible, but you couldn’t keep track of this if wou can’t measure what your physical object (that has unobserved components) is coupling with

The existence of god can never be proven or disproven so long as we are unable to observe that other dimension, and you never know if there’s more to trick you after that.

It’s funny watching arrogant peopel who love self-martyrdom(oh, im a sinner, i deserve hell, i deserve to suffer, i am meaningless!) try and do the world a favor, its so.....unnatural.

I never really thought of it this way before...but misery does love company!

the banana is an “atheist’s nightmare” because God made it so it would fit in our hands perfectly thus proving God exists

Yeah, and all other fruit doesn’t support god’s existence.
Have a banana.

Yeah, and all other fruit doesn’t support god’s existence.

I’ve got a melon with a carrying handle, and a apple thats Firewire compliant.

Ok, I had never seen the banana video before.  Holy cow!  I think my brain had a joke overload!  I need some aspirin.

Same video, with facts added.

My penis fits perfectly in my hand.  Is God suggesting I should masterbate?

My penis fits perfectly in my hand.

You must have some seriously big hands, LH

Is God suggesting I should masterbate?

Just don’t let any of the issue fall into the dust.  That’s a -BIG- fuckin’ no no.

seems a little strange to come to the conclusion that the banana was made to fit the hand, not that the hand was made to fit the banana

Bananas. How appropriate.

P.S. All four of your current Google ads are offering proof of the existence of god.

You must have some seriously big hands,

I’ll take this as a compliment (but strust me- the old one about it’s not the size o the liner, but the motion of the ocean is perfectly true.)

I was going to put soemthing REALLY rude in here, but you would have all gone “eww!”

Course I’m not the only one dragging this into the gutter

Comfort trying to whip out his banana

Justice, that doesn’t surprise me. It’s contextually driven, but that doesn’t mean it’s intelligent in its decision making.

Right now the four ads consist of “Is there a God?”, “Intelligent Design and God”, “Are you an atheist?”, and “Freethinking and FFRF.” The latter two being for the Council of Secular Humanism and the Freedom From Religion Foundation so my Google ad has a 50/50 split of religion/atheism in it.

Kinda funny but the banana they are debating isn’t really a natural creation.  The yellow banana was selectively breed to have those specific characteristics like the oh so nice hand grip and the convenient size.  Nature has also other species of bananas however they aren’t nearly as refined as the one presented within the film.  Sorry to say this but that banana is as much a human creation as a natural creation.  It’s like claiming God created the light bulb. Sure he created tungsten however it was Edison that put it properly together.  One could claim that God gave the light bulb idea to Edison however that opens a whole new can of worms; such as the claim hence that free will does not exist.  Based on my understanding that claim didn’t go very far.  It is laughable how their proofs shoot themselves in the foot; there are many “better” examples out there.  Reminds me of the peanut jar argument.  Life cannot happen spontaneously, especially if it is in a sterilized environment.  If you seal and sterilize a environment, no life would seek to inhabit it.  You wouldn’t expect mould in your peanut butter as all microbes have been removed from it.  If the jar was allowed to sit for a couple of months, then maybe he would have noticed something.  An utter shame more so that people believe such faulty arguments.

Les: and “Freethinking and FFRF.”

I just went over there and took their what do you know about the bible quiz.
I’m pretty stoked cos I got 28 outa 50 correct.
If I didn’t really know the answer I selected the most ridiculous or most obscene.
Obviously I didn’t choose those ones often enough.

Life cannot happen spontaneously, especially if it is in a sterilized environment.

Well, it must have happened at least once, or we wouldn’t be here…

If I didn’t really know the answer I selected the most ridiculous or most obscene.
Obviously I didn’t choose those ones often enough.

If you liked that you might want to try some of the biblical quizes over at the Landover baptist website(landoverbaptist dot org).

My calendar is definitely marked!!!

For some reason, the phrase “giving Comfort to the enemy” knocks around in my mind…

I’ve taken a copy of that quiz.  Some useful little bible passages in there for use in the story.

I stared at the report in disbelief.  “He said what?”
Josh grinned “You’ve got to the bit about eunuchs then?”
“Is he seriously suggesting we cut off our own balls?  Tell me you are making this up Joshua.”
Josh smirked. “How holy you feeling boss? Wanna borrow my knife?”