And now for a Stupid Evil Bastard musical interlude we present: Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis by Eric Schwartz.
I wonder if he’d be interested in composing some music to go along with Brock’s SEB song…
Thanks to totalXSiva for passing it along.
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
Posted by Les on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 05:21 PM. Read 915 times. Tags: easily amused
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GeekMom 
Posted on 07/20/2004 at 07:11 PM
Posted on 07/20/2004 at 07:11 PM 
Oh, that was SO good. So, so, SO very good.
("mans" - I kid you not.)
deadscot Posted on 07/20/2004 at 09:45 PM
Posted on 07/20/2004 at 09:45 PM 
That was great. There I was expecting something cheesy and Eric comes through with a professional clip. Thanks for passing that one along.
Brad Ormonde Posted on 09/21/2004 at 10:03 PM
Posted on 09/21/2004 at 10:03 PM 
you are a sick wicked man!! you need to get your life straight with Jesus Christ man! thats why you are so fed up with what you call “christian crap”. get over it!!!! God can change your life you dont even know it! John 3:16. God Bless ya man!! Don’t forget Jesus loves you (even if you hate HIM)
Yes, I’m a sick and wicked man. It’s true. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some baby seals to club to death purely for amusement that I need to get to or I’ll be backlogged and some of the fun will be taken out of it.
Might as well update my bad link above…
PS. How can you hate someone you think is a fairy tale?
Sam Posted on 12/13/2004 at 12:25 PM
Posted on 12/13/2004 at 12:25 PM 
Jesus is a mythological individual, based on earlier deities like Krishna and Dionysus. Much of the Bible is based on earlier pagan sources such as Greek, Roman and Babylonian myths.
Ulfrekr 
Posted on 02/18/2005 at 06:26 PM
Posted on 02/18/2005 at 06:26 PM 
WHY DO U DENY THE EXISTINCE OF CINDERELLA??? CINDRELLA LUVS U!! YOU MAY NOT BELEVE IN CINDERALA, BUT SHE BELEIVES IN U!!! WHY DO YOU HATE HER? STOP CRAMMING YOU’RE BELEIFS DOWN THE THROTE OF GOOD CINDERELLENS! DISNEY 3:16!!!
Tish 
Posted on 02/19/2005 at 09:16 AM
Posted on 02/19/2005 at 09:16 AM 
Every time you diss Cinderella, a Tinkerbell DIES!!!
FAIRY KILLERS!!!!
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