Stupid Evil Bastard: Just When You Though Alabama Couldn’t Sink Any Lower….

Just When You Though Alabama Couldn’t Sink Any Lower….

Posted by Iolite on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 05:12 AM. Read 2101 times. Tags: politics, rants, stupidity

...some backwoods hick of a politician tries to create a bill that would ban any books written by homosexual authors in public school. Yes, you heard me right. Apparently those evil homosexuals are brainwashing school children. You know that lesbian scene in Alice Walker’s “The Color Purple”? It’s all part of the homosexual agenda.

Republican Alabama lawmaker Gerald Allen says homosexuality is an unacceptable lifestyle. As CBS News Correspondent Mark Strassmann reports, under his bill, public school libraries could no longer buy new copies of plays or books by gay authors, or about gay characters.

Books by any gay author would have to go: Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote and Gore Vidal. Alice Walker’s novel “The Color Purple” has lesbian characters.

Call me when the South enters the 21st century.

--Iolite
happily living on the west coast

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GeekMomWorshipper

Posted on 05/03/2005 at 02:15 AM

Huh-huh-huh ... she said “man-date�?

GM, you are too much! And the rest of you are very silly!

Brock

Posted on 05/03/2005 at 05:16 PM

It’s cool that GeekMom has a member named after her (well, a member of this thread anyway). I would name my member after you GeekMom but I’m afraid you would then think I was lying about my sexuality...which I’m not…
....or am I?

Oh who am I fooling. I WANT you baby! Squeeze meh!

It’s a MIRACLE! I’ve been cured at SEB! Oh sweet merciful Jesus, miracles CAN happen!

GeekBabe sweetie, let’s go bowling sometime. That sound like fun, darlin?

PS: Please don’t let Elwed read this. I’m a lover, not a fighter.

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GeekMom

Posted on 05/03/2005 at 06:24 PM

Stop it, Brock—yer makin’ Elwed hot. Now I’m going to have to wear your avatar as a mask on my face again tonight.

(Bowling! Yes, yes, yes!!)

Nunyabiz

Posted on 05/03/2005 at 09:56 PM

These freaks of nature have been pulling this shit for years.

http://www.theocracywatch.org/av/liberty.ram

shana

Posted on 05/04/2005 at 06:15 AM

Stop it, Brock—yer makin’ Elwed hot. Now I’m going to have to wear your avatar as a mask on my face again tonight.

Geekmom, I’ve missed you.

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GeekMom

Posted on 05/04/2005 at 07:23 AM

I’ve missed you too, Shana—but watch out; my aim is improving ...

shana

Posted on 05/04/2005 at 08:15 AM

Oh no you dih-ent!

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ingolfson

Posted on 05/05/2005 at 02:16 PM

Thanks guys for proving once again that I worry too much about what others think of me and that you’ll be there for me if I decide to run for Gay Pope.

Brock, I’ll support you whole-heartedly - If you sell me your old car cheaply first. Hear these are valuable, these days.

Vibrators

Posted on 04/26/2006 at 03:50 PM

Legislators in Alabama, North Carolina, Georgia, Texas and other states are all voyeurs! All these states are looking to outlaw sex toys. They can’t stay out of the bedrooms of U.S. citizens. After outlawing sex toys, I assume they will outlaw masturbation. Will they out law phallic fruits and vegetables? “Arrest her, she’s got a zucchini with intent.” Where does this ridiculous kind of legislation end?

Cindi

Posted on 04/26/2006 at 04:10 PM

Where does this ridiculous kind of legislation end?

Well, that’s just it. We’re afraid it’s not ever going to end.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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The stupid! It burns!!

Les

Posted on 04/26/2006 at 04:14 PM

As much as a sympathize with “Vibrators” message, the link and name they used makes their comment border-line comment spam. I’ve deleted the link and left the reply.

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LuckyJohn19

Posted on 04/26/2006 at 06:50 PM

Les:

As much as I sympathize with “Vibrators�? message, the link and name they used makes their comment border-line comment spam. I’ve deleted the link and left the reply.

But I’m glad it was resurrected otherwise I wouldn’t have seen this movie that Nunya posted.
Where the fuck are you, by the way, Nunya?
Nunyabiz:

These freaks of nature have been pulling this shit for years.
http://www.theocracywatch.org/av/liberty.ram

It was made in the late 80s but it’s as relevant today as ever.

One GOP wanker says that homosexuality should be treated like murder - poofters should be executed. WTF
Then there was the xian sponsored book-burning ceremony in St David, Arizona.
I wouldn’t have been surprised if this stuff had happened in Afghanistan.

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