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Jesus will HEAL YOUR WOUNDS with these nifty bandages.

Did you fall down and get a boo-boo? Need a little healing from your personal Lord and Savior? Well now you can get it thanks to the amazing new Jesus Bandages!

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4” tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3” x 1” adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Jesus Bandages
item 11657
Box of 15 $4.95

Unlike prayer, these things may actually help you get better faster.

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LuckyJohn19 Posted on 06/27/2006 at 04:42 PM

If Jesus Bandages got together with Durex could they cure virginity?

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I’ve discovered that it all boils down to brain wiring: your brain is wired to worship magic or it isn’t, either it’s wired to utilize logic or it isn’t, either it’s analytical of myths or it isn’t.

zilch Posted on 06/28/2006 at 03:31 AM

I think I can live without the Jesus Bandages, but I may not be able to do without a Zebra Devil Duckie.  How about you, elwed?

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You were born.  And so you’re free.  So happy birthday.
- Laurie Anderson

elwedriddsche Posted on 06/28/2006 at 06:02 AM

What about this one?

Arrr.

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Science is answers that must always be questioned.
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered.
Religion is answers that must never be questioned.
Politics is answers that lobbyists pay for.

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