Jesus found to be hiding inside man’s mouth.

Posted by Les on Monday, December 06, 2004 at 02:29 PM. Read 556 times. Tags:
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The Christian deity’s home away from home was discovered this week after the man had dental x-rays done during a recent office visit.

When asked by reporters why He had moved out of Heaven and taken up residence in the patient’s mouth, Jesus told reporters that he was tired of being hounded by those “God-damned Evangelists asking that I put their man in the White House or that I smite Michael Moore with leprosy all the God-damned time. I don’t DO that stuff anymore. I was hoping for a little ‘me’ time someplace where I could enjoy the peace and quiet.”

Found via Boing Boing.

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zilch Austria Posted on 12/06/2004 at 03:36 PM

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This man- before he went to the dentist, did he eat a Grilled Cheese sandwich?

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You were born.  And so you’re free.  So happy birthday.
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Spocko United States Posted on 12/06/2004 at 03:50 PM

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I think it looks more like Ringo.

PS. zilch LOL

John Hoke United States Posted on 12/06/2004 at 05:48 PM

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Wow!

That’s taking the Catholic “Body and Blood” thang to an entirely new level…

Deep Throating God

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Eggman United States Posted on 12/06/2004 at 05:59 PM

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Holy titty fucking Christ, it’s Jesus!

Socialist Swine Canada Posted on 12/06/2004 at 06:59 PM

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America f*ck-yeah!  That was a great movie....

shana Japan Posted on 12/07/2004 at 01:01 AM

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Does that make it easier for the man to speak the word of God?
Wait, it’s right on the tip of my tongue--no, literally!

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“Like reindeer in the sky you can.”

leguru United States Posted on 12/07/2004 at 01:11 AM

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Gives a whole new meaning to “speaking in tongues” LOL

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What is a bad man but a good man’s job?
If you don’t understand this, you will get lost,
however intelligent you are.
It is the great secret.” LAO-TZU

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