What do you see when you look at the following picture?
If you’re Malynda and Eric Smith you think you see the image of Jesus:
Malynda says “my daughter came and said mom look it’s God.. and I looked.. and there it was a picture of Jesus Christ. Then my son noticed it and my husband came in and noticed it. I just can’t believe we hadn’t noticed it before.”
Personally what I see looks more like the Captain from The Beatles cartoon Yellow Submarine than Jesus. But that’s just me.
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Posted on 08/16/2007 at 03:50 PM 
Posted on 08/16/2007 at 04:36 PM 
To me this looks like the work of deceased Mad Magazine artist George Woodbridge. His drawings of 1970’s hippies look very similar to this, only far more detailed and life-like. I guess that graphic arts isn’t one of Jesus’ talents.
Oh, God’s will revealed! That commandment about no graven images was just to keep us from noticing what a shitty artist Jesus is! If we had all been obeying it this whole time, all these crappy images of Jesus and Mary, etc. would look much more impressive!
I was thinking maybe one of those fish-guys from Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
Posted on 08/16/2007 at 05:53 PM 
Um...I see Chewbacca. Seriously. Well actually I see a freakin’ cabinet door, but when i adjust my eyes *just so* and squint a bit I see a happy wookie.
Posted on 08/16/2007 at 06:16 PM 
Gimli!? Is that you?
When I take off my glasses, I see that tall hairy fella from Star Wars.
or maybe Cousin It from the Addams Family tv show
Posted on 08/16/2007 at 06:48 PM 
Wow, I have eight cabinet doors in my kitchen that all show identical images of absolutely nothing. I think it may be a sign....
Look, these are the same sorts of people who play “Stairway to Heaven” backward and hear “My sweet satan.” They’re cute and harmless, and fun to laugh at. Pay them otherwise no mind.
Posted on 08/16/2007 at 07:44 PM
I think it may be a sign....
Yes it is a sign… A sign that Jesus doesn’t love you as much as he loves the Smith family. Repent and you too can have vague-kinda-sorta-not really face shaped patterns in your kitchen.
Posted on 08/16/2007 at 09:04 PM 
I take it the name Eric Smith is just a coincidence? Wonder if he will ask you to remove this post.
Posted on 08/17/2007 at 01:10 AM 
I really have to squint to see a face, and when I do all I see is sort of a blobby frog thing.
Posted on 08/17/2007 at 01:55 AM 
Genghis Khan.
Posted on 08/17/2007 at 10:39 AM 
After you pointed out a face I kind of saw Rigel
This can only mean the second coming of Farscape!
Posted on 08/17/2007 at 08:19 PM
Actually Patness, it kinda looks like you (!glasses).
Damn, three people beat me to the wookie thing.
Darth Vader Condom
There’s a car crash of a question- you don’t want to know really, but you just can’t help asking…
Posted on 08/18/2007 at 06:16 PM 
I suspect star wars is loosely based on the bible, with Darth vader an analogue to god (and luke to JC)
You have to use your imagination a little for that one
What about how Peter Jackson nicked the plot for Lord of Rings- simple country boy told he holds a great power by a old bloke who dies etc etc
Posted on 08/25/2007 at 10:05 AM 
Looks like Santa
Grizzly Adams or…
no…
could it be…
further proof of divinity
IT’S LES!
No, No, No! It’s DEFINITELY a picture of Jesus and this should once and for all shut up all you disbelieving bastards that make fun of me.
Bow down to the door least ye be smitten..... God is not mocked!!!!! 
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