Don who? Did I miss somebody?

Elwed: Don who?

Don Ho.

*apologizes* 

Double-dipping: What’s the deal with Webs taking all this flack from unstable newcomers? Frankly, I rather like Webs. He speaks his mind and pulls no punches: that’s a good thing, by my standards.

YES, thank you Les, you brought some sanity to Mother earth. If you do not like my GD post then do not read them. I write for my benefit NOT to stroke your wonky.

If you find value in my post, great, if not, the world will not end, and humans will be just as stupid as ever before, as the last 2,000 years.

Thank you Les for a small space to write, I mean this, thank you. I will not be around for long. Life for me has always changed fast and I smell a new change on the horizon.

Don

By the way, Les—I bet I can de-convert a jihad Muslim. I will torment him into submission and he will accept Mark Twain as God, by even on one of my post.

Don

There’s a bridge here in Charleston, SC called the Don Holt bridge and every time I heard it mentioned, I thought they were saying Don Ho. I could never figure out why a lousy singer from Hawaii deserved to have a very large bridge here named after him. Or did I miss the possibility that “Tiny Bubbles” went to Number 1.

Anyway, I thought someone might find that funny. I’ll stop channeling LuckyJohn now. Back to your regularly scheduled trouncing of insignificant Don.

Where’ve you been Elwed, I haven’t seen you post here in awhile, unless I missed something.

Don is a new guy THAT LOVES to type. 

Sadie: I don’t know, I just give out words of encouragement and take flack up the ass for it.  But whatever.  I have decided to spend my energy and time on more important things in life.

If Don or a few other crazies hate me so be it.  I can live with that.

I made my point, repeatedly, Cindi and Sexy, have yet to acknowledge the facts that I made even when their own reference confirmed my point.

I think I also speak for Sadie when I say “You have a point?“

  LJ has that affect on us from time to time.

Webs, been busy. Still am.

Here is a short post Web:

No, I don’t hate you.  Is that clear and short enough?

Don

Holy Shit…  I didn’t know you had it in you Don!  But see what happens when reach deep down. 

Now just apply this to discussions, and I bet you will see a drastic change in how others react to you.

Cindi: I think I also speak for Sadie when I say “You have a point?”

Yeah, on top of his head.

Seriously, Don, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself. Literally. Pull your dick back between your legs and shove it up your ass. You may have to remove your head from there first. Or you may not. I don’t know just how little your dick is, but I suspect it’s pretty tiny.

I won’t bother commenting on what passes for substance in your posts any further because you clearly have little understanding of the ideas you’re citing and the effort would be pointless.

Oh, by the way, 25 years in sales doesn’t make you an expert in much of anything except bullshit, so I wouldn’t spend too much time bragging about it. As for trusted opinions on the topic, unless I’m mistaking, Consig is actually a lawyer, so maybe you ought to re-evaluate his responses, he actually knows what he’s talking about, unlike you.

I better check the IP address on that last comment claiming to be from Don as there’s no way the real Don could make a comment that short without his head exploding from the untapped intellect straining against his skull to be unleashed in an orgasmic torrent across his keyboard.

That surely was an imposter.

Don said: I write for my benefit…

Don, that throwaway comment may explain more about you than anything you’ve said so far.

If you’re commenting only to serve your benefit, it’s no surprise that we’re seeing your efforts as selfish. But that would explain why we’re having difficulty identifying with you.

I write for my benefit…

Right there. That means start your own blog. When engaging in conversation, you do not simply speak for your benefit. You speak to engage others and encourage conversation because that is to your benefit.

Speaking of things you do that are counterproductive to making conversation, Brock’s made a pretty authoritative list. I’ve got no qualms with making conversation with you; it’s just that I’ve yet to see any conversation-worthy material. That, and consistently referencing the phrase “Stupid Evil Bastard” is losing it’s humour value. That’s all I can add, at this point.

You know, sometimes I feel just a smidgen of guilt for not being as tolerant of schmucks as most of you seem to be, but I deal with so much stupidity that I can’t really respond to in day to day life that I just have no patience with it here.

Maybe I should work on that.

Maybe not.

Webs: And as far as Consi goes, people around here trust and respect his opinions (especially on the law) even though we not agree with them all the time.

Even I’ll go along with that. 

Brock: I’ll stop channelling LuckyJohn now.

Feel free to channel me any time you like.
The Don Ho Bridge reference was an interesting diversion in an otherwise tedious thread.

KPG: 25 years in sales doesn’t make you an expert in much of anything except bullshit

Don, the key to successful salesmanship is the ability to sell yourself first - after that you’re cruising.
You haven’t; you aren’t. 

Maybe I should work on that.

Go with the second option. 

KPG: I have no problem telling people when they are stupid, and I think you shouldn’t either.  Nothing wrong with speaking the truth.

That surely was an imposter.

I was just as shocked!

Elwed: Hopefully things slow down for you.  Good luck with whatever it is keeping you busy.

I see, I personally to you,  are more entertamnet than the ALWD, ORC State and Federal, so I suppose Louis law and West law, would not attract your interest either.

Did any one tell you that a mind is a terrible thing to waist? Ok moving on, I suppose Mens Rea does not mean a thing to you, torts, or how to read an Appellate Court opinion.  How about recognizing a case briefing if you saw one, and a legal memo is more than a note to the babe acrose the hall. What does 13 F.3d 1477 mean, how would you know a legal reference if you saw one?

My mistake, sorry about that, I thought at least one person at SEB would be interested in the forces that shape USA culture. For you to find out where real power exist as fact in human life, what is the best way to combat religions, the best way to fight back at religious cults, for atheist to gain a strong hold in every day social life and not loose your identity.

I thought at least one person would have interest in what shapes social morality, and on what basses can you test your ethics.

My great mistake, so getting to your level of interest, Nah, I don’t care to go there, I graduated from grade school, but if you need some private tutoring, talk to your mom for help.

Of all the people at SEB, I thought Les would have interest on what is protected speech and what is not.  It is his ass on the line as he is moderator and therefore responsible. Well that idea is shot all to hell, I should have known.

I thought I had something to offer others, being human myself, that a standard should be kept to that end to pass valuable knowledge on, but after reading KPatrickGlover, I will dismiss any of my thinking to that end.

I have said that a cult could be based on anything and no god needed, thanks for proving my idea as fact. I also thought that if a god is removed from the human mind,  that sanity and reason would return as being the natural state of human existence, thanks for proving me wrong on that note.

So if you do not mind I will poke around for a while and see what other gems I can lean. Thomas Paine said, this universe is my bible and this body is my temple, so I will see how people treat themselves, and how much they look around; perhaps I will see something more than an ape that theist accuse atheist of.

Don

Don sneezed out the following comment…

Did any one tell you that a mind is a terrible thing to waist?

It’s WASTE! W - A - S - T - E! As in THROW AWAY! As in DISCARD! As in I can’t believe you WASTE SO MUCH TIME with such WASTEFUL COMMENTS that resemble nothing so much as huge heaping mounds of HUMAN WASTE!

Normally I wouldn’t react in such a fashion, but when you come on here and act like everyone outside of yourself is an idiot and then you can’t even spell a simple word like WASTE properly, well, it just smacks of stunning hubris and hypocrisy.

My great mistake, so getting to your level of interest, Nah, I don’t care to go there, I graduated from grade school, but if you need some private tutoring, talk to your mom for help.

The only person around here I can see that needs private tutoring is yourself. Specifically in remedial English!

Of all the people at SEB, I thought Les would have interest on what is protected speech and what is not.  It is his ass on the line as he is moderator and therefore responsible. Well that idea is shot all to hell, I should have known.

I have a very clear understanding of what is protected speech and what isn’t and the very last person I need explaining it to me is someone who can’t even spell WASTE properly.

In the past I have spent a great deal of time and energy going through the posts of obvious idiots, point by point, dissecting them. I did it for one of two reasons. I either thought that I could get through to the idiot and make them understand how fucked up their ideas were, or I thought it would be funny. More often than not, I thought it would be funny.

Sadly, Don presents me with neither option. His inability to grasp simple concepts makes it impossible to teach him anything (and in the field of law, Consi is much more qualified to teach than I, anyway) and he’s just to confused and long winded to be funny.

Blah.

LJ: Go with the second option.

Webs: I have no problem telling people when they are stupid, and I think you shouldn’t either.  Nothing wrong with speaking the truth.

Thank you both. With two votes in, I believe I have a mandate for continuing my work as a sarcastic bastard.

Here Don, see how easy it is.  Go after the red underlined stuff first then proof read twice.  You could even have your mom, dad or another adult proof read it as well.  They could give you some pointers.

Actually, I’ve been rather amused by his Freudian slips.
Seeing humour where there was none intended … or in evidence.