Jesus and his mom team up for special pancake appearance.

Posted by Les on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:36 PM. Read 1062 times. Tags: , , ,
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So take a close look at the following picture (you can click it for a bigger version) and tell me what you see…

If you’re this nutcase lady in Florida what you see is Jesus and Mary:

Marilyn Smith was making a pancake a couple of weeks ago.

As she was sprinkling it with chocolate powder, the Port St. Lucie woman noticed two figures in the grill marks.

To her and her daughter, they appeared to be Jesus and Mary.

I can’t see it. Maybe some sort of fat headed mutant rabbit, but not Jesus and Mary, but here’s the thing that kills me about this story. They followed in the footsteps of so many other True Believers™ and slapped that puppy up on eBay and some moron out there paid $338 for a FUCKING PANCAKE.

I seriously need to start paying attention to random patterns so I can get in on some of that money makin’ action.

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zilch Austria Posted on 11/16/2007 at 02:35 AM

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Now we know that Jesus and his Mom suffered from holoprosencephaly.  That explains a lot…

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You were born.  And so you’re free.  So happy birthday.
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Ragman United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 08:56 AM

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I see the Blues Brothers w/o hats.

DaBroad United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 10:37 AM

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When I was in high school, my parents, aunt and I went to visit a cousin of my dad’s in Nanticoke Pennsylvania.  While we were there, she hauls out this picture of her bird feeder in the back yard and tells us that Jesus regularly appears on it and she took a picture of it.  My dad and I looked at each other, glanced at the picture and both said, “Oh, yeah, there it is.  Wow.  We’re going outside now.” My mother and aunt spent the next half hour sincerely trying to see Jesus in the bird feeder.  They convinced each other that there was something there, but that they couldn’t quite make it out.

Barry United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 11:34 AM

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Quite obviously Akbar and Jeff.
The eBay buyer got ripped off.

Wheeler United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 11:37 AM

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The new Trinity - Jesus, Mary and Sausage Links!

Michelle United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 01:08 PM

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yah know it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.

really.

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 01:54 PM

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It’s high time someone marketed a Jesus & Mary waffle maker.  Or better yet Jesus & Mo

Frac Canada Posted on 11/16/2007 at 02:44 PM

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Come ON people.

Statler and Waldorf.

Obviously.

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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

Benior United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 03:14 PM

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yah know it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.

really.

I thought the same thing!

lostalaska United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 05:34 PM

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Wheeler: Jesus, Mary and Sausage Links

Wow, that should be a band name just imagine… or not.

Of course the band would destroy itself from infighting after the singer announces that they are more popular than sausage links.

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Carbon’s anniversary, The parting of the sensory, Old old mystery, The parting of the sensory
Well some day you will die somehow and Something’s going to steal your carbon.
-Modest Mouse “The Parting of the Sensory”

Pribek United States Posted on 11/16/2007 at 07:58 PM

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Yogi and Boo Boo with picnic basket

Bog Brother United States Posted on 11/17/2007 at 12:20 AM

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With a little effort, I bet I could follow these directions and get a really kick ass Jesus toast. Could probably make a bunch of them....Maybe I’ll try that tomorrow if I’m bored.

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-Robert G. Ingersoll

tim gueguen Canada Posted on 11/17/2007 at 07:21 PM

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I see a sort of baboon face and a cyclops.

Neil United States Posted on 11/17/2007 at 07:30 PM

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It does resemble the classic Blues Brothers picture a bit, but on closer inspection I have determined that the figure on the left is a cyclops in a baggy KKK hood, and the figure on the right is a man with a black eye who is picking his nose with a dildo.

Ragman United States Posted on 11/18/2007 at 09:34 AM

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Looking at Bog Bro’s link, maybe somebody should start making butter pencils…

Somebody had mentioned something (in another thread) about using a waffle iron to make the images.  Forget that - I want a food printer.  Throw pancakes, waffles, tortillas, etc, in like you do with cd printing.  Or maybe hack an easybake oven.  Photoshop up your desired image and hit print.

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