Janet Admits Being Nasty - “Oh You Nasty Girl!”

Posted by Brock on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 06:23 PM. Read 629 times. Tags:
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Janet Jackson Says She Has a Sexual Mind

Jun 3, 6:30 PM (ET)
NEW YORK (AP) - Long before she exposed her right breast to the world during the Super Bowl halftime show, Janet Jackson says she had thoughts about sex.

“As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to realize that I had a very active sexual mind at a very young age. I hope that doesn’t sound bad,” Jackson tells Blender magazine for its June/July issue.

“My first crush was on Barry Manilow. He performed on television, and I remember taping it. When no one was around, I used to kiss the screen.”

Jackson also recalls having a “major crush” on Teddy Pendergrass when she was 12.

“I thought he was singing to me,” says the singer, now 38. “When you’re a kid, you have little fantasies, but I saw myself being with him as an adult, not as a kid.”

Now, Jackson says she expresses more grown-up urges through one of her alter egos, named Strawberry: “She’s the most sexual of them all, the wildest.”

The other character living inside her is Damita Jo, which is her middle name and the title of her latest album. Damita Jo, she says, is “a lot harsher, and quick to put you in your place.”

Why does this news not surprise me? Well ok, the Barry Manilow business surprises me. It makes me want to cry for her.

And yes, the Teddy Pendergrass crush surprises me. It makes me want to slap her silly.

But I always thought of Janet as the sanest member of the oft venerated clan. I could imagine her saying to Michael “Dude, get a legally aged boyfriend!” Now, to find out she also has multiple personalities! All I want to know from her is - which one talked you into baring your breast at the Super Bowl?

Who in this family did Joe Jackson not fuck up? Who gave him permission to breed? In an interview last year Michael said seeing his father makes him want to regurgitate. Joe Jackson’s response? “He regurgitates all the way to the bank.”

Still, you’d think the man would’ve sat his kids down and insisted “No young boys and no Barry Manilows! ESPECIALLY no Barry Manilows!”

Sheesh!

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GeekMom United States Posted on 06/03/2004 at 08:40 PM

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I look at that photo of her, and I’m shocked!  Shocked, I say! ... She’s actually wearing something that is NOT showing off her cleavage.  I didn’t think she knew how to do that any more.

But confessing to having a crush on Manilow ... could we just see the boob again instead, please?  PLEASE???

Brock United States Posted on 06/03/2004 at 09:18 PM

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Oh I’m quite sure that during that photo session (just like any other random moment in her life) her boobies were straining, and I mean STRAINING, to get out.

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“At six I was left an orphan.  What the hell is a six year old supposed to do with an orphan?”
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***Dave United States Posted on 06/03/2004 at 10:00 PM

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Right.  Janet Jackson has Multiple Personality Disorder.  Right.  How conVEENient.

And I say that as someone who has known someone with MPD (or Dissociative Personality Disorder as it was then known, and who knows what moniker’s been placed on it these days) and who has the greatest sympathy about actual sufferers of the condition.

Cindi United States Posted on 06/04/2004 at 08:44 AM

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BFD.  She smooched a TV screen when Barry was on.  We all have sexual fantasies from a very young age and I well remember slobbering over pics of John Lennon, Jim Morrison and Ray Davies when I was a kid.

Sorry about the harsh words, but Janet is just one skank in a family full of very seriously fucked up people.  They represent everything that is superficial, shallow and hyped in a celebrity driven society.  I’m moving to New Zealand.

Brock United States Posted on 06/05/2004 at 04:46 PM

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Ray Davies, Cindy? Seriously

(Who’s Ray Davies?)

Qualifying word this time: “straight”!

Very funny! And is there a chance of “gay” showing up?

Who picks these words and what’s next? “wanker” or “slut” or “breeder”?

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Brock United States Posted on 06/05/2004 at 04:53 PM

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Great, I spelled Cindi’s name wrong! Well, it was nice being a Guest Bastard while it lasted.
C-I-N-D-I dammit, Brock, you idiot!

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Nia Tathar United States Posted on 07/29/2004 at 08:42 PM

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Who do you guys think you are to have the right to judge other people’s actions? Even if all that stuff about them is true, we have no right to get up in their privacy. You are no better than them to go ranting and raving about what kind of sicko’s they are just to make you feel better about yourselves and your family. Grow up and graduate out of high school already

Les United States Posted on 07/29/2004 at 09:37 PM

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Who do we think we are? We are those who judge others because we can! That’s who we think we are. I would’ve thought that was obvious, but it seems you have a very tiny brain.

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nowiser United States Posted on 07/29/2004 at 09:52 PM

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“I thought he was singing to me,� says the singer, now 38. “When you’re a kid, you have little fantasies, but I saw myself being with him as an adult, not as a kid.�

You know, I once saw John Stewart on TV, and I thought he was --talking to me--.

Of course, at the time, I was really, really high. . .

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“You have no right to get up in their privacy”

--rubs eyes-- Is that what you call mocking statements made by a superstar in a PUBLIC INTERVIEW?!?!?!

But no, you’re right.  We should all just hold hands and sing Kum-bye-yah.  And only think of fluffy kittens, and bunnies, and cute little babies.

Capcha “had,” sung ‘if you only had a brain’

Spocko United States Posted on 07/29/2004 at 10:52 PM

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I’ll judge whatever boob I see! cool grin

deadscot United States Posted on 07/29/2004 at 11:01 PM

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Nia - You’re the one who typed ‘Janet+sexual+manilow+nipple’ into ‘Google’ so don’t be surprised where you end up.

Besides, it’s not picking, it’s critiquing.

Les United States Posted on 07/30/2004 at 06:36 AM

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Damn that looks painful. Thanks Spocko. Now my nipples hurt.

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Spocko United States Posted on 07/30/2004 at 04:56 PM

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Rats! My image server went bye-bye. Got a new one now…

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