Another interesting idea would be a spray-on condom - you spray monomer on, and add an initiator to get the reaction started, forming polymer that’s made to measure

The Germans have already invented the spray-on condom.

Oh man!  I love your avatar, distant.  Grim is awesome! :D

Oh, and Les… as easy as those condoms may seem… I’m sure people still screw it up here. 

(plus the laziness factor)

I read somewhere the biggest determining factor in condom use for teens was a parent, especially a mother, who says “Every time! Always use a condom! Every single time!”

Thanks Subhopping, one of my favourites (I like the genre - like broken sword, etc), in some ways I wish there was a sequel but then it’s a difficult thing to make a sequel of, and in some ways it’s nice to remember it for the first one, ending the story in style.

On the entry subject:
Y’know with spraying cars they charge the paint and the thing to be sprayed, so it minimises wastage and dripping, and most binds - I wonder if static charges can be utilised in spray-on condoms…
(ok I admit I’ve never been in the situation where such a thing would be useful, so I’m not really speaking with experience )

This is just encouraging people to go out and have gay promiscous sex. Ban condoms and people won’t get AIDs or pregnant.

Thought I’d say it before a True Believer troll does.

I was just imagining the various confusions that could result from a spray-on condom.  Lots of stuff comes in spray cans…

Lots of stuff comes in spray cans… big surprise

I don’t even WANNA to know why the image of a can of Cheeze Whiz just popped into my head.  Must go boil brain in bleach now....  (D--n your eyes, decrepitoldfool!!!  [grin])

Oh, for crying in yer beer:  I was just about to post, and saw that the security-code word was--I am not making this up--"planning69".  On a condom topic!  That must be a sign from God! 

Oh, wait:  I’m an agnostic.  D---nit.

Man, that was quick.
Y’know, I reckon I could just about keep it hard for that long. 

DoF: Lots of stuff comes in spray cans

I heard from somewhere that ‘miricle whip’ is mostly wood pulp, the bulk of it at least is not digestible

Yeah, but there’s always Reddi-whip real whipped cream in a can.  I like to think positive.  (makes me think of a certain record album cover)

DC, as a long time fan of Miracle Whip I take umbrage at the suggestion that it is anything other than the fabled manna from heaven. Here’s the official ingredient list from the Kraft Miracle Whip website:

WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGGS YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC.

It’s bad for you which is why it tastes so good.

My evil plan has been thwarted…

I take umbrage at the suggestion that it is anything other than the fabled manna from heaven. Here’s the official ingredient list from the Kraft Miracle Whip website:

Sounds disgusting.

Squirty cream in a can however… (just be careful of the duvet)

WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGGS YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC.

When I read that I had mistaken “Miracle Whip” for “Cool Whip”. I’m thinking ‘paprika?! dried garlic’?! Boy, they sure hide that well.