Many people who are non believers or those of no morals. You can’t talk to someone who undoublty
don’t believe in themselves.
The spirit world goes back far beyond our years.
We having many skeptics because of false outcomes.
This has ruined the proof of the real thing.
So you skeptics will see in time that there is another world of the beyond.
Many spirits and, ghost have a meaning for staying behind and, we must not condure them of
there decisions.

who gets to be Top SEB Village Idiot.

A panel of judges marking out of 10 in the following catagories

1)Worst Use of Language
2)Argument with least foundation
3)There is NO catagory 3
4)Logic Failure
5)Technical Failure/Inabilaty to Present in Blog form.
6)Shrubbery
7)Inaccurate presentation of facts (See Creationist use of 2nd Law Thermodynamics)

Rose: Your profile says that you are in the US.  Are you learning English as a second language? 

I have read your post a number of times and have not been able to make any coherent sense of it in its totality, or in any paragraph.  I was able to come close to parsing only two sentences: “The spirit world goes back far beyond our years.“ and “So you skeptics will see in time that there is another world of the beyond.“

Although these two sentences will parse, they do not make sense.

IDM - Go back to the beginning of the thread and read through Rose’s early posts. It’ll make your head fly right off.

Rose - I think we’ve found the perfect guy for you. You don’t have any tattoos, do you?

I move to disallow Paolo from being Top SEB Village idiot though, on the grounds that he doesn’t write his own idiocy.

Right now I’m leaning toward the “I Love Nancy Grace” soccer-mom fan club, just because it’s creepier than the bad law and tattoophobia of Don and the “Because it was written in a book wrote centuries ago it must be TRUE” crowd.

Don’s just lost in his own world, and has made intimations that he got cracked in the noggin (possibly by wild gangs of tattoo artists before they permanently imprinted “I’m a pussy, kick my ass” on his forehead), but at least he provokes me to make long lists of why he’s ignorant and incorrect.

The Bible and Superstition As Masturbation crowd though, they’re really Les’ target audience. If we can convince even one person to throw up their hands and go, “Dammit, you’re right! I can’t believe I ever thought any of this horseshit was real!“ we’ll all have made a difference.

I don’t think there’s any saving the catastrophic lack of taste of someone who approves of Nancy Grace though. That’s just weird.

Patrick: I see what you mean. I’m scared, or something

Thanks a lot, my partner might have an issue with it though. 

I suspect that if Don and Rose got together that some sort of horrible vortex would form.

Rose - I think we’ve found the perfect guy for you. You don’t have any tattoos, do you?

Can anybody construct the chatup lines?

Tattoo’s are not my thing.  Ghosts and, spirits are.
There’s a lot of people in this world who would
rather say they don’t believe in ghosts and, spirits even if there has been proof.
This is because of there pride and,ignorance.
Might as well say you don’t believe in God because, you have not seen him.
But remember this is where your faith comes in.
You don’t believe in spirits and, ghosts because you can’t see them.
Don’t under estimate the impossible.
As far as the athiests.  What will you do when it’s your time to leave this life and, you have to come face to face with God.
There’s many signs to follow in this life.
Like I said before anything is possible.

Don’t under estimate the impossible.

Believe you me, lady, I won’t be.

Listen to the sounds of God
He is calling on you

Do not ignore him
You will meet him one day

And you will see all you need to see

a Rose by any other name ...: You will meet him one day

I’m fucked. 

KPG writes…

Rose - I think we’ve found the perfect guy for you. You don’t have any tattoos, do you?

I’m reminded of the scene from Ghostbusters when Venkman and Egon are discussing the Gatekeeper and Keymaster over the telephone:

Venkman: Oh, we have GOT to get these two together.

Egon: I think that would be incredibly dangerous.

Meanwhile Rose writes…

Listen to the sounds of God
He is calling on you

Do not ignore him
You will meet him one day

And you will see all you need to see

There is no God, Rose. Just sad delusions in your head. Much like those “ghosts” you took pictures of. You should get out more. Get a hobby. Ground yourself here, in the real world, and not in some fantasy spirit world.

IN YOUR DREAMS!  I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!

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Get a hobby

She has a hobby- phographing ghosts.  I never said it was a very good hobby.

Don’t under estimate the impossible

How exactly would you do this? How do I underestimate my ability to break the speed of light?

God apparently breaks the speed of light, LH.  If He is everywhere at once, and yet is aware of the sparrow when it falls, presumably that awareness extends instantaneously to points billions of light-years away.  This paradox is one that Arthur C. Clarke forwards as a possible argument against God.

No doubt this will result in an interpretation of the Bible that Einstein was wrong.

Not as sorry as I feel for you, Rose.

DOF- J S Bell Theorum- can’t find the ref immediately, and I’m short of time. Will try Wiki later.

Also I think it was Wy Tin Wheedle who postulated Kingons and Queenons. The instant a monach dies succession passes instantaneously.  Therefor by torturing a small monarch you can pass messages (You really have to know your PTerry for this one- I may have some minor details wrong) I’m guessing it only works on the discworld though.

Hey! Maybe Rose is on to something here!

You wouldn’t know the real thing if it hit you in the face.
My suggestion is don’t be so optomistic just because you don’t have the ability to see the real thing.
Maybe if you would take away some of that negativity you have you might start liking yourself and, then you might starting seeing the real thing.
People like you is what makes this world the way it is.
Get back on your horse MR.  You have a long way to go.
YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Both the Christians and the atheists are wrong. God is the subconscious, he is the collective human will. We are all a piece of god, and in a way we are all god.

Rose: You wouldn’t know the real thing if it hit you in the face.

Ah, we finally have an explanation for Rose’s delusions. Someone hit her in the face…..

...: Both the Christians and the atheists are wrong. God is the subconscious, he is the collective human will. We are all a piece of god, and in a way we are all god.

I’ll have some of whatever ...‘s smoking, please.

listen hear you diehard bastards, you better hope there is no afterlife because the spirit world will fuck you off.

The World of the Dead
Hades, the underworld, the world of shadows, is the realm where the lowest states of consciousness possible after death occur. Myers did not have much to say about Hades, for it did not greatly interest him. But when the comments which he did make are put together with those of other investigators, a reasonably clear picture of this world emerges. The dead who remain at this level have had their transition to the normal world of post-death existence aborted. In this realm dwell haunting ghosts and possessing spirits. The lowest after-death state possible is complete unconsciousness; a comatose, non-dreaming sleep-like state. A brief period of unconsciousness often follows a tiring death and is recuperative and normal. But where it is prolonged, it usually results from a kind of reverse faith - a belief, or an intense hope, that only nothingness and complete personal extinction, follows death. This belief can produce a prolonged comatose state, just as religious beliefs or other preoccupations or expectations can model the after-death world in which the individual finds himself. When such unconscious spirits are brought by ‘helping’ discarnates to the body of a medium engaged in ‘rescue’ work for the dead, they typically result in instant loss of consciousness for the medium, and can be awakened and enlightened only with difficulty.
The next highest state involves consciousness without sensory input. Spirits in this state complain that they wander in darkness or dense mist. Should they come into the vicinity of a psychically sensitive person with a bright aura, they will be drawn to this light - as it exists in this alternative plane of existence - and may inadvertently ‘possess’ or attach to the victim. Clearly, the immediate cause of this condition is a low state of consciousness. People at this level can perceive neither the after-death environment nor the previous physical one. Only a small minority of the dead have to endure this state.

One step above the ‘darkness’ is the normal physical envirnment of the living - our present world. The dead who remain in this world find themselves ‘right here’ with the physically embodied. The great majority of those who get involved with hauntings or possessions dwell in this dis-embodied state. The anger and vindictiveness so often displayed by such spirits is understandable, for they have to operate in the physical realm, with their old physical and earthly interests, obsessions and desires, but without the body that would make their gratification possible, and often, as well, without even the realization that they are dead. This state can be prolonged; in fact, some communications with haunting ghosts show that it can last for centuries, even millenia. It may be that especially intense emotional attachments - of love, hatred, anguish - to embodied persons or earthly places is responsible for this condition.

After death, most of us, thankfully, will not have to endure unconsciousness, darkness, or bodiless frustration at the physical level. We pass immediately to the first normal after-death plane of existence. Myers’s feelings about it were deeply ambivalent. He had loved it, for it could be supremely beautiful. It was obvious that this was the heaven for which men yearn and of which their theologies had always told them. But Myers discovered there were realms beyond it, and once he had developed enough to dwell there, he defined this first state of existence negatively - “the plane of illusion.“
professor frederick myers

Sounds kinky, I’ve never been fucked off by the sirit world before. Still, I’ll try just about anything once.