As if men needed any more reasons to stare at women’s tits there’s now a bra you can buy that has embedded color LEDs that light up in different patterns:
This is a difficult piece to describe. Part bra, part sculpture, part social disturbance. As a vague description, we’ll call it the ‘nerve’ bra, but it’s really so much more.
While silicone is usually found inside a bra, we’ve used silicone on the outside as a means of sculpting the light into organic shapes with an underlying geometric pattern. This bra has a lot of LEDs (more than 35 per side), in a full rainbow of colors, with eight different flashing patterns that can be selected by the wearer. The base bra is flesh-colored, encouraging the illusion that the skin is exposed and the light is coming from within the body.
They offer a number of video clips showing off the various patterns to boot. What would be really cool, though, is if it had a little embedded microphone that would make the lights blink on and off in response to the sounds around the person. Could you imaging trying to talk to someone who’s tits flashed every time you said something?
That’s not the only light up clothing they carry. In addition to a selection of other light up bras and camisoles they also offer light up ties and bow ties.
As the folks at Boing Boing point out, I wonder if this bra would get you arrested in Boston?
Not unless you climb a bridge.