I’m sitting here doing something I don’t normally do: Watching the Democratic National Convention. I tuned in only because I wanted to see Bill Clinton give his speech and I have to confess, I’d vote for him again today if he were able to run. Kerry doesn’t do a whole lot for me other than he’s not Bush, but Clinton still manages to give me a sense of optimism. Bill sure can give a good speech, that’s for sure and he’s saying all the right things. Almost enough to ease my natural cynicism of all things political. Favorite line so far: “Strength and Wisdom are not opposing values.”
Yeah, I’d definitely vote for him again. Damn shame he can’t run.


















The ability to speak articulately denotes intelligence. Let’s face it: speech is what distinguishes us from our closest primate relatives. I DO demand intelligence of my leaders—all of ‘em. What could possibly be more valuable than intelligence? Good hair? A quick hand with the beer keg? I don’t think so.