... where you’d take a drink every time Rudy manages to slip a reference about September 11th, 2001 into whatever the hell he’s talking about at the time. Then it occurred to me you wouldn’t be able to make it through a nightly newscast or, goodness forbid, one of his speeches without dieing from alcohol poisoning. I swear he says it that much. He hasn’t actually gotten to the point where he just (9/11) starts (9/11) tossing it (9/11) in between (9/11) every (9/11) other word (9/11) or so, but it’s (9/11) probably only a matter (9/11) of time.
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(9/11) My (9/11) thoughts (9/11) exactly (9/11)! (9/11)