At the end of every month Solonor does a writeup on the top 20 people who sent folks to his website and he gets all creative and stuff when listing them off by applying a kind of theme to the list. This month, for example, he made use of the Barrow-Downs Middle-Earth Name Generator to come up with each of our Middle Earth names.
This month I managed to come in at number 5 on the list which is probably the highest I’ve ever been and that’s pretty good and all, but for some reason I’ve decided I want to hit the number 1 spot on the list for next month. I have no good reason for this and I can’t even begin to explain why I suddenly have this need to make it to the top of Solonor’s list, but I wanna do it and I need your help. All you gotta do is be sure to click on the link to Solonor’s site after you get done reading here at SEB. I know some of you folks stop by SEB two or three times a day so if you went straight to Solonor’s after visiting here each time that will really help the count ratchet up. He’s a good read and has a much better sense of humor than I do so he makes for a nice followup after reading all my ranting and raving to lighten your mood a little.
With your help I know SEB can reach the number 1 spot for next month. Remember! We’re doing this for absolutely NO GOOD REASON other than I want to BE NUMBER 1 at Solonor’s site! If that don’t getcha motivated then nothing will.
Posted on 10/06/2003 at 12:04 PM 
‘tis a sad, strange life you lead, sir giant.