Got a dog with an overactive sex drive? Need something to distract him away from humping the hell out of your leg that won’t end up pumping out puppies by the pound in short order? The folks over at Feel Addicted have the answer you’ve been looking for.
It’s called the Hotdoll and it’s a sex doll for your dog. Now your playful pooch can hump away without fear of anything other than perhaps a nasty case of blue balls.
Though it appears this is purely conceptual at the moment as there doesn’t appear to be any information on pricing or where you might actually be able to purchase one of the plastic bitches, but I’m sure it won’t be long before this, or something quite like it, becomes a reality. It’s such an obvious solution it’s amazing no one has tried selling one already.
Found via Gizmodo.
We could definitely use one of those, even though Alfalfa’s drives appear to be triggered by John’s scent. If we could just douse the doll with his pheromones…