Remember that lady who struck some poor homeless bastard wedging him firmly into her windshield who then drove home and parked the car in the garage and left him there to die? The one that was just sentenced to 50 years in prison a week or so ago?
Well, looks like she’s started a trend only this kid did her one better:
Operator: Did you see the man get hit by a car?
Caller: Um, no. But I found his legs.
Operator: You found his legs?
Caller: Yes.
Ouch, that had to hurt. At least someone contacted 911 as soon as the teenager made it home, but still…


















Just how fucking fast do you have to be going to severe someone’s legs when you hit them? Gah.