High on “Angels’ Trumpets Tea,” kid cuts off his penis and tongue.

Posted by Les on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 02:23 PM. Read 9326 times. Tags:
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Hairboy one again manages to track down more disturbing news of stupid people doing stupid things and helping to add a little chlorine to the gene pool in the process. This story involves a student in Germany who decided to try the latest drug craze there in the form of a hallucinogenic tea made from Angels’ Trumpets (Datura).

Ananova - Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels’ trumpet plants.

His mother said: “Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes.”

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Garden shears, eh? Seems somewhat poetic in some respects. This is another good reason to stick to the more traditional drugs where the side-effects are much better known and which only cause your heart to explode or something much less traumatizing than cutting off your own Big Johnson. Which, I suppose, isn’t so big for our friend here anymore.

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Valhalla United States Posted on 09/23/2003 at 04:44 PM

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This is painful just to read about. At least he didn’t try to do it to someone else.

Serai United Kingdom Posted on 09/23/2003 at 10:53 PM

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I blame Les for this, the guy was clearly influenced by the potions creator.

The Potion Makerandreasium is a milky, pasty fuchsia gel distilled from the liver of an alligator.angels trumpetium is a cloudy, porous white solid obtained from the flesh of a forget-me-not.Mixing andreasium with angels trumpetium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent tan potion which gives the user the power of summoning lightning.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

Rori United States Posted on 09/23/2003 at 11:36 PM

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OMG. It seems like once he had cut off one of them, he would not have been able to cut off the other.

Man, is he going to have a tough life.

cUrlY United States Posted on 12/19/2003 at 07:24 AM

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Well lemme see here........cant lick it silly and aint got no willy to dipity dilly, jus gonna have tuh roll over and enjoy big billy...what a dummy!!

Faith No More United States Posted on 01/24/2004 at 08:37 PM

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I have made and taken this tea. It is very hallucinogenic drug. Luckily when I took it, it wasn’t a full “dose”. I have watched a couple friends on this when they took a full dose. They have no idea what they’re doing. If you are as dumb as I was and are going to try it you NEED a babysitter. It is funny to watch someone on it. I do NOT condon using this drug. But it is an experince. You get very very dehidrated and quick. You drink a glass of water and its hard to swallow because your throat is that dry. Also the next day when you go to piss it’s the most toxic yellow smelly piss you will ever take.

lex Canada Posted on 02/10/2004 at 12:24 PM

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Does anyone have the recipe to make the powder formed from angels trumpet?

Les United States Posted on 02/10/2004 at 07:30 PM

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What’s that Lex? Are you saying you want to end up as yet another news story about another dumbass messing around with stuff they probably shouldn’t? Hey, it’s your dick.

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JabbaDaddy United States Posted on 03/11/2004 at 08:19 AM

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Hey Lex, you don’t even have to bother with cooking the stuff up. You can buy it over the internet ready to go, they YOU TOO can be a willy whacker.
Just go here to dumb down. http://www.salviasupply.com/store/angels-trumpet.html

Ok, Ok, but maybe I do want another interesting news story. I figure nature has a way of cleaning itself of refuse. See it every day in the news. Just helping out. LOL

Les United States Posted on 03/11/2004 at 08:46 AM

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Hey, I’m all for allowing people to get high on hallucinogenic tea and then whacking their own wee-willys off if they really want to. Just so long as they’re willing to sign an affidavit claiming sole responsibility for their stupidity beforehand.

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Lacey United States Posted on 08/24/2005 at 10:35 PM

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I read about that. I couldnt imagine the pain that would bring.. Or the regrets when he came down… Some people really do stupid things!

Glib Persiflage United States Posted on 11/06/2005 at 01:18 PM

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It seems to me they should research this drug’s ability as a painkiller.  If they can get rid of the hallucinations, it shows some real promise.

friik United States Posted on 11/05/2006 at 04:26 PM

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WOW! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT KID. IM ON IT!!!!!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH............................HA

Krauklis Latvia Posted on 09/10/2007 at 01:51 AM

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I to be used Datura (or angel trumpet) im, ocultist, but i never hearing about that effects!!! But this story is amusing and funny!!! :D

ANGIE United States Posted on 11/19/2007 at 04:59 PM

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I’VE DONE THAT TEA BEFORE--AND IT’S NOT REALLY FUN.
IT’S LIKE “FAITH NO MORE” SAID
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING
YOU ACT LIKE A DUMBASS
AND IT IS FUNNY TO WATCH
YOU PUPILS DIALATE
AND YOU CAN BARELY SEE ANYTHING
EVEN THE NEXT MORNING--YOUR EYESIGHT GETS ALL HELLA BLURRY
BUT I MOST DEFENITELY DO NOT RECOMMEND DOING THAT SHIT
IT’S LIKE A DELIRIUM--YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE
AND NOT ONLY THAT--YOU ACT ON IT

IF YOUR’RE GONNA DO IT
YOU SERIOUSLY...SERIOUSLY NEED A BABYSITTER
I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ANDREAS W.’S FRIEND WOULD HAVE LET HIM CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS AND TONGUE--IF HE HAD ASKED A FRIEND TO BABYSIT HIM THAT IS

I WONDER WHAT KIND OF SHIT HE MUST’VE BEEN TRIPPING ON TO FEEL LIKE HE NEEDED TO CUT OFF HIS PENIS

MisterMook United States Posted on 11/19/2007 at 05:57 PM

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You appear to have done this drug recently. Please turn off your caps lock and seek professional help.

harley Germany Posted on 01/02/2008 at 09:39 AM

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very potent shit very vivid hallucinations better than any other drug ive tried but i wouldnt reccomend taking it can send you blind, cause heart problems later on in life and i even know someone who had too much and is now brain damaged

chris Australia Posted on 01/06/2008 at 10:07 AM

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heyy

we heard abt this rumour of this so called plant, n my mate had a tree , soo as u do we grabed abt 4 flowers ,, a bong,also boiled them in water so we cld test which was beta, effects were dizzy n stumbled when u stood up, happy, massive pupils, we read u can eat ne part of the flower, didn’t have much effect from the tea or smokin so we jsut started munchin them downn lol , pupils r still huge from yesterday hahaha , o yeh n when u sleep u r acturally half asleep n u dream that ppl r talkin 2 u n u talk bac 2 them, but u wake up every now n then in mid sentence, n look aroun wondering where every1 went lol o yeh n my curtains started swayin n almost looked like they were breathing,also blurry vison, umm but none of us got sick at all, just prety loose, read this article sum boy chopped of his wang dang n his tounge after takin the flowers, we prob shld of down a bit of research b4, coz we were smokin n drinkin heaps of it, lol owell lifes 2 short to not experiment

Les United States Posted on 01/06/2008 at 03:53 PM

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If ever anyone needed an example of why you shouldn’t experiment with this plant then the last two comments above should be more than enough.

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zilch United States Posted on 01/06/2008 at 04:40 PM

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Not for nothing is datura also know as “loco weed”.  Even I have never been tempted to try it, and that’s saying something.

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bathory United States Posted on 05/16/2008 at 02:04 AM

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my boyfriend and I ate 10 of those flowers. Those will trip you out. never will do that again. im suprised i didnt die. My vision was all messed up the next morning, and i was still trippin.

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