Harry Potter Fanfics We’d Rather Not See.

Posted by Les on Friday, May 05, 2006 at 09:12 AM. Read 2561 times. Tags:
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Yeah, I can agree with pretty much every title on this list. A small sample:

Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Boy Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone

Harry Potter and the Uncomforatble Oversexualization of Minors

Harry Potter and the Socerer are Stoned

Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation

Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again

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Ragman United States Posted on 05/05/2006 at 10:35 AM

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I lifted these from stupid.com a while back…

Harry Potter and the urinal of fate
Harry Potter and the Outhouse of Gloom
Harry Potter Meets the Dragon’s Foul Wind
Harry Potter and the Possessed Proctologist
Harry Potter and the Phantom IPO
Harry Potter and the Taco That Didn’t Agree With Him
Harry Potter Gets a Training Bra
Harry Potter Meets Nunzilla
ARRYHA OTTERPAY NDAAY HETAY ERSONPAY HATTAY POKESAY IGPAY ATINLAY
Harry Potter Joins the Cast of Friends
Hari Potar Getz Hukd Onn Foniks
Harry Potter and “The View” with Barbara Walters
Harry Potter and All the People Who Wrote Harry Potter Titles
Harry Potter and the Shared Needle
Harry Potter and The Underpants Gnomes
Harry Potter Goes To Euro Disney
Harry Potter and the Porcelain Throne
Harry Potter and the Woman In the Bar With an Adam’s Apple
Harry Potter and the Mime That Wouldn’t Shut Up
Harry Potter and DOS For Dummies
Harry Potter and the Magical Mystical iMAC
Harry Potter and The Mysterious Journey Through Britney Spears Implants
Harry Potter and the Premenstrual Princess
rohtuA cixelsyD ehT dna rettoP yrraH
Harry Potter Meets the Flintstones
O my god, they killed Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Commerce
Harry Potter Meets the Giant’s Mighty Backdraft
Harry Potter and the Hamster’s Little Presents
Harry Potter and the Yellow Ying-Yang
Harry Potter and the Foul Mouthed Republican
Harry Potter and the Thing They Found in his Colon
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Crapskaban
Harry Potter and the Cat That Coughed Up Radioactive Hairballs
Harry Potter and the Attack of the Morons
Harry Potter and the Days of Ritalin
Harry Potter and the Talking Mute
Harry Potter and the Society to Prevent Attention Deficit Disorder’s Big Book of the Animals of the North...Hey Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
Harry Potter and the Electrical Socket
Harry Potter and That Guy He’s Always With, hmmm…
Harry Potter Goes to Hooters
Harry Potter “The Movie” Starring: Robert Downey Junior, Flubber,
Queen Elizabeth I, and George Lucas.
Harry Potter Becomes Mary Potter
Harry Potter and What He Found In His Sisters Top Drawer
Harry Potter and the High Voltage Fence
Harry Potter and the Time They Just Sat There for 300 Pages
Harry Potter and the Magical Enema
Harry Potter and the Bordello of Doom
Harry Potter and the “Special” Brownies
Harry Potter and ASTM Standards on Precision and Bias for Various Applications

Moloch United States Posted on 05/05/2006 at 08:33 PM

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Harry Potter picks a cell phone plan
Harry Potter and the reader who skipped to page 596
Harry Potter and the New York transsexual prostitute

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Miri United States Posted on 05/08/2006 at 05:17 PM

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BWAH! Love it! Except I think I’d read Hermione Granger and the Cryptofascist Misogynist Conspiracy of Hogwarts. Just sounds like the sort of thing I’d read. *laugh*

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 05/08/2006 at 08:31 PM

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Harry Potter and the badly plotted Enid Blyton rip off.  Oh hang on they did that one.  Six Times.

jim Canada Posted on 11/27/2007 at 03:14 PM

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again

now i really wanna read THAT book.

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