No, it’s not Cartman from South Park. It’s Sam’s Butt Rocket. A video clip in which we get a great demonstration of why you should never try to launch a bottle rocket from your asshole, unless you’re as big of an idiot as the teenage male in this video. Warning: NSFW due to partially naked dumbass.
On the one hand it’s always amusing to watch idiots injure themselves, but on another it still amazes me that there are people out there so stupid as to think this could possibly be a cool thing to do—let alone video tape it so it can be uploaded to the net. I did some pretty stupid things in my time and I don’t think I’d want anyone taping any of them because the memories of them are painful enough without a video reminder being necessary. Especially one which the whole world has access too. Still, my mother always taught me that everyone is good for something and in this case it appears he’s striving to be the best bad example he can be.
Borrowed from PZ Myers who’s using the video to teach his daughter important lessons on why boys should just be avoided altogether. Say, that’s not a bad idea…
Posted on 10/29/2005 at 09:01 AM 
Just think, when this asshat applies for a job years from now, that video is going to resurface and make life miserable for him.
It’ll make Internet history like that Star Wars kid or the guys playing D&D outside, yelling “lightning bolt! lightning bolt! lightning bolt!” but this one has a real lightning bolt.