Seems even God gets tired of hearing preachers sermonizing all the damned time. Down in Oviedo, Florida 69 year-old Presbyterian minister, the Rev. Jack Arnold, was nearing the end of his sermon about Heaven this past Sunday when he dropped dead at the pulpit in front of the stunned congregation. Several church members with medical backgrounds attempted to revive him to no avail. His last words? “And when I go to heaven ...”
Death is God’s way of saying, “Shut the hell up!”
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Posted on 01/11/2005 at 04:26 PM Posted on 01/11/2005 at 06:15 PM 
I’m still trying to figure out why they tried to revive him. If they believed so strongly in message, wouldn’t they just let him go on to be with his master?
A blessing, a blessing from the Lord!
-God be praised!
(cue trumpets)
Posted on 01/11/2005 at 09:48 PM 
hehe
I thinks Les and I frequent the same sites. I was going to post this but thought my views might be taken the wrong way. Needless to say after reading the above comments I wish I had beat you to it. lol
That story gives a new meaning to the phrase, “drop dead”.
Posted on 01/12/2005 at 06:29 PM 
Ah! - Shana comes up with the goods once again! - buggered if I can think of a return quote though..maybe later! 
Ho-Ho,just figured out LOL...Doh!
Posted on 01/13/2005 at 01:32 PM 
God called him home, but not to go to heaven. He was probably tired of this gumba trying to read his mind and wanted to teach him a lesson.
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