Early word from the focus groups on the new “gangster comedy” film Gigli starring J-Lo and her ‘ho Affleck is that it needs a new ending. Preferably one in which they both meet a gruesome demise. Or at least that’s what The Onion is reporting: The Onion | Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die.
I’ve not seen the film yet, but I’m willing to bet I’d agree with that focus group. :-D
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wrote: I can’t take articles like these seriously. I wonder if this is just satire. It’s too stupid to be written seriously. Correction Les, we put billions of tons of CO2…[go]
wrote: Tilt? Doesn’t that mean you loose the game? Ha, Ha! It does, if it’s windmill you’re tilting at. Because they might be Democrats disguised as windmills. [go]
wrote: Worse yet, what if the prediction comes true? That would only reinforce their belief in the Sky-Daddy. Last Hussar, any more room across the pond? I used to drink beer,…[go]
wrote: What leguru said. It’s entirely possible that the going through the motions of prayer works as well as a placebo. In either case, anecdotes like the one above are only…[go]
wrote: Tilt? Doesn’t that mean you loose the game? Ha, Ha! God looses! [go]
wrote: I’m with Les. Ulcerated vocal chords aren’t rare, although they’re apparently among the less common vocal chord disorders. It may or not be something that a GP sees with some…[go]
wrote: You do realize that if George Washington had surrendered to Lord Cornwallis we’d all be speaking English today? [go]
wrote: I am reminded of the famous quote of Hermann Goering here: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/goering.asp Like he said, it works every time, in every country, even the U.S. [go]
wrote: Well, y’all know how I ration my f-bombs an’ all, but this post is worth an “A-fucking-men.” Bloody hell, but I’m gonna be using my extra slack time…[go]
wrote: Anecdotal evidence is one of the strongest ways to develop belief in something. We were taught as missionaries to witness that we believed this religion with all our hearts. Heart…[go]
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I swear, The Onion sounds more and more like a real paper these days, doesn’t it?
I loved their fake audience form.