Hey, wanna see something really scary? Then go read Fundies Say the Darndest Things! But be warned that exposure to large amounts of Fundamentalist bullshit in a short period of time can cause your brain to seize up from repeatedly saying “what the hell?!?” Here’s a few samples of the drool inducing idiocy you’ll find there:
- “[How to know God is real]
First leave the skepticism at the door because it is just going to get in the way. “
Guerrillasaint, Atheists Anonymous
“But all the knowledge we attain on earth is meaningless unless there is a use for it in heaven.
God does not care how much we know unless it is used to advance the kingdom of God.
The bible says that he will meet all our needs.
All the “knowledge” we attain will be done away with in heaven, so we only need to find out what heaven is all about and teach that.”
Soulja †, Myspace
“[If everything needs a cause, why not turn that logic around and ask what caused God?]
This logic would only aplly to the ones that need such logic, since we do not need such logic to understand god, we don’t need to worry about that, but since you need that kinda logic to not believe in god, you are the target audience for such a debate, not us.”
BigChrisFilm, Christian Forums
“Science is a weak little kid on the block, that is hearing impaired, and 94% blind. The bible is like the hubble telescope, and a master computer, and a time machine rolled into one. It goes to the past, and the distant future in a cosmic rolls royce. But those who are not concerned with the bible, and just science must accept their huge limitations.”
dad, 123 Christian Forums
“In reality, God used slavery to deliver Africans from ignorance of the One True God. Again, suffering is used to bring people to God. It is a common theme.”
Lisa0315, Christian Forums
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.


















Again my beef wasn’t with you being blunt, but rather in being presumptuous. Do you have any idea how many Christians show up here on a semi-regular basis and start lecturing us on how we should try reading the Bible without checking to see if any of us have? I apologize for biting your head off, but after years of that sort of thing it tends to become a bit of a sore spot.
Is it really concern for my well-being or your belief that Jesus said you should be trying to convert others that motivates you?
I agree it can’t be proven by rational analysis alone in part because good chunks of it defy rationality, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a rational reason for accepting it as true.
In my experience, however, accepting something purely on faith often leads to unfortunate results. I have faith in a great many things, but that faith has a rational basis.
Yes, we often have folks using Pascal’s Wager on us here attempting to argue that if they’re wrong they’ve lost nothing, but if we’re wrong we’re going to Hell. They’re usually at a loss to explain why God would accept someone who believes purely as a means of gaining “spiritual fire insurance” as being worthy of salvation. One would think God would know if you truly believed or were just covering your ass.
Every time someone brings it up I can’t help but think of the scene in the 1999 remake of The Mummy where Beni is trying to ward off the advancing mummy by holding up a number of different religious symbols and chanting prayers in hopes of finding one that’ll repel the creature advancing upon him. “No?” he says as he drops the cross and picks up an ankh, “What about this one?”
What bothers me about it is that it implies your only goal is conversion and if that’s the case then you’re definitely wasting time here unless you’ve got a seriously novel new argument that we’ve not heard a hundred times before.
You need to keep in mind that a LOT of Christians like to use that as some sort of threat (which I’ve never understood) and as such it is often interpreted as a hostile statement.