Hey, wanna see something really scary? Then go read Fundies Say the Darndest Things! But be warned that exposure to large amounts of Fundamentalist bullshit in a short period of time can cause your brain to seize up from repeatedly saying “what the hell?!?” Here’s a few samples of the drool inducing idiocy you’ll find there:
- “[How to know God is real]
First leave the skepticism at the door because it is just going to get in the way. “
Guerrillasaint, Atheists Anonymous
“But all the knowledge we attain on earth is meaningless unless there is a use for it in heaven.
God does not care how much we know unless it is used to advance the kingdom of God.
The bible says that he will meet all our needs.
All the “knowledge” we attain will be done away with in heaven, so we only need to find out what heaven is all about and teach that.”
Soulja †, Myspace
“[If everything needs a cause, why not turn that logic around and ask what caused God?]
This logic would only aplly to the ones that need such logic, since we do not need such logic to understand god, we don’t need to worry about that, but since you need that kinda logic to not believe in god, you are the target audience for such a debate, not us.”
BigChrisFilm, Christian Forums
“Science is a weak little kid on the block, that is hearing impaired, and 94% blind. The bible is like the hubble telescope, and a master computer, and a time machine rolled into one. It goes to the past, and the distant future in a cosmic rolls royce. But those who are not concerned with the bible, and just science must accept their huge limitations.”
dad, 123 Christian Forums
“In reality, God used slavery to deliver Africans from ignorance of the One True God. Again, suffering is used to bring people to God. It is a common theme.”
Lisa0315, Christian Forums
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.


















L4T writes..
Much like the pretense of why we went into Iraq, whether they fucked up after eating the Apple isn’t the reason stated as to why they, and everyone after them, are considered to have fallen. Eating the Apple WAS the sin that started all the trouble and it was SO grievous that it taints all of Adam’s descendants from the moment it occurred.
If they couldn’t possibly have understood prior to eating the apple how wrong it was or how badly it would fuck things up in terms of being kicked out of the garden and forced to produce billions of flawed offspring, then how is it Just for God to hold them accountable for their actions? It’s not. It’s grossly unfair.
This line of reasoning makes no sense at all. Are you suggesting that God may have made Adam and Eve intentionally flawed knowing that they’d disobey simply because he didn’t think they could voluntarily love him if they didn’t sin against him and risk an eternity in Hell? The Bible doesn’t state that Adam and Eve lacked emotions, just knowledge of Good and Evil. Presumably this means they could love God voluntarily without having to sin first.
Furthermore the suggestion that God intentionally set things up so man would fall and be at risk of an eternity of torture just so God could have a way of demonstrating his endless grace is morally repugnant and only bolsters my argument that the Biblical God is vain, self-centered, and needy of external validation. That’d be like a professional fireman going around starting fires so he could show the world what a great firefighter he is!
But by your reasoning, it’s all God’s sandbox so you’re OK if he does stuff you’d probably kill a fellow human for doing. Not only is it OK, by your judgment, but you think it makes him worthy of being worshiped.
So the fact that God rigged the game from the beginning to be unfair and unjust to the creation he supposedly has endless love and grace for is perfectly OK for you so long as you get an eternity of bliss for playing along?
How does the fact that the serial-killer is perfected in the afterlife in any way make up for the injustice said killer visited upon other during his life time?
God: Oh sure, he was a right wanker when he was a mortal on Earth. Killed some thirty people or so in a most vicious and cruel, if very imaginative, manner. Brought endless torment and grief to hundreds of people for a good portion of their lives, but at least he found Jesus before he died! As a result I’ve made him perfect so he’ll never kill anyone again! Ain’t that great?
I’m sorry, what’s that? Why didn’t I make him perfect in the first place? Well what’d be the fun in all of that?
For crying out loud, we’re not even into the nitty gritty yet. We’re talking some very basic concepts here.
If you can’t even answer satisfactorily the exceedingly simple question of how two people with no concept of right and wrong can be justly held accountable for their sin by a supposedly all-knowing and loving God then there’s no point in even going into the nitty gritty. I’d hate to see the convoluted twists of logic you’d have to engage in for the really hard questions.