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Fun with Captions: What’s “Dick” Cheney saying?
Posted by Les on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 11:31 AM. Read 2778 times. Tags: humor Permalink · 49 Comments ·
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serge 
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 11:47 AM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 11:47 AM Eric Paulsen 
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 01:07 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 01:07 PM 
Go fuck yourselves! And vote Republican in the 06’ elections!
Jake Good Posted on 05/26/2006 at 01:35 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 01:35 PM 
“This is what that little Iraqi guy looked like right before I shot him...”
“(Breathing heavy) Has anyone seen… my gun?”
Bachalon 
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 01:39 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 01:39 PM 
Fuck you, man. Do I look like I work in a bank?
Maledicta Posted on 05/26/2006 at 02:02 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 02:02 PM 
“O RLY?”
E.T 
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 02:31 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 02:31 PM 
Speaking of Bush: “His death was a necessary loss. Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.”
Psychromorbidus Posted on 05/26/2006 at 04:37 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 04:37 PM 
Cheney is so stiffly conservative that even the stick up his butt has a stick up its butt.
Psycho: Cheney is so stiffly conservative that even the stick up his butt has a stick up its butt.
And with Karl Rove, it’s sticks all the way down! 
EyesOnly 
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 06:40 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 06:40 PM 
Where do they find these these darned lectern hookers, she bit little Dick!
LuckyJohn19 
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 07:09 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 07:09 PM 
It’s just a phase Mary’s going through.
Ragman Posted on 05/26/2006 at 08:00 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 08:00 PM 
Why doesn’t the GoDaddy.com girl show up at MY hearings???
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I hate giving these speeches… ok, audience is naked, audience is naked, quail hunting, audience is naked....
Ragman Posted on 05/26/2006 at 08:01 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 08:01 PM
GODDAMMIT! WHO ATE THE LAST COOKIE?
“GET THE FUCKIN GERBIL OUT OF MY RECTUM NOW!!”
Patrick Posted on 05/26/2006 at 10:42 PM
Posted on 05/26/2006 at 10:42 PM 
“Despicable”. That’s the first time anyone’s ever applied that word to me.
Two bucks if you can place that quote!
Mr. Dark Posted on 05/27/2006 at 01:09 AM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 01:09 AM 
I am crushing your heads with the power of my mind!
THEOCRAT Posted on 05/27/2006 at 01:37 AM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 01:37 AM 
Patrick:
“Despicableâ€?. That’s the first time anyone’s ever applied that word to me.
That would be from Patton starring George Scott. It’s one of my all-time favorite movies. 
If you own it on DVD I highly recommend listening to the audio commentary that accompanies it. Very enlightening.
Since I don’t feel comfortable posting in this thread without contributing to the topic, here’s my best shot: “It feels like I’m given birth!” (crap joke, sorry 
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Mick Posted on 05/27/2006 at 03:23 AM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 03:23 AM 
I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!
Chairbreaker 
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 05:27 AM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 05:27 AM 
Brush? Of course I brush my teeth… see? Stupid fucking question.
YaddaWadda Posted on 05/27/2006 at 06:53 AM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 06:53 AM 
That’s Cheney explaining his horrible constipation to a group of third graders.
Calvin Posted on 05/27/2006 at 12:39 PM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 12:39 PM 
“Bend over and take it Podium”
JacksSmirkingRevenge Posted on 05/27/2006 at 12:58 PM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 12:58 PM 
“You complete me, Lynne”
anii Posted on 05/27/2006 at 08:52 PM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 08:52 PM 
“That dildo Bush put in me totally took a toll on my ass- I’m probably still bleeding!”
leguru Posted on 05/27/2006 at 11:22 PM
Posted on 05/27/2006 at 11:22 PM 
There were so Weapons of Mass Destruction! There were! There were! THERE WERE!!
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