Because he wanted me to write him a penis Haiku:
Summer’s heat stiffens-
Mighty rod of manly depth.
Forceful moans echo.
*Note: Always check with Eric to make sure syllable count is correct, doe!
For my SEB
Posted by Mrs SEB on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 07:19 PM. Read 503 times. Tags: humor
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nowiser 
Posted on 03/05/2004 at 08:34 PM
Posted on 03/05/2004 at 08:34 PM Hot Abercrombie Chick Posted on 03/06/2004 at 12:25 AM
Posted on 03/06/2004 at 12:25 AM 
I found you through a BlogSnob ad and wanted to say that this is the most interesting Blog I’ve come across in quite some time… maybe ever. I like it - I’m adding you to my Blogroll:)
Eric Paulsen 
Posted on 03/06/2004 at 02:21 AM
Posted on 03/06/2004 at 02:21 AM 
Interesting, but I though a haiku was 5-7-5?
How about:
A flaccid member.
Hanging wrinkled scrotal bag,
looks like elbow skin!
Sorry I am tired and at that point where everything seems funny.
Brock Posted on 03/06/2004 at 05:54 AM
Posted on 03/06/2004 at 05:54 AM 
Very impressive guys.
Now you’d think if I could write anything, I could write a penis haiku.....
I got nothin!
Awe Man Eric You busted me… it’s 5-8-5… gosh damned it… I miscounted syllables being silly yesterday… okay time to fix it.
BTW nice Haiku Eric! Much, much more creative than mine:-)
Substituting Muscle with Depth seemed to work to conform to the 5-7-5 mechanism.
For the record I didn’t ask her to write me a penis haiku, I merely tried to add a line to one of her haikus along the lines of “I have a happy penis” and she mistook that as a request for a penis haiku.
Still, it’s a lovely haiku as is Eric’s and I’m quite proud to have it on SEB. Hmmm. May have to try writing one myself.
Oh, oh… I misunderstood! Okay, Lesley darling of my life, how about this one then:
Raining milky tears:
I have a happy penis.
Gratification!
VernR Posted on 08/27/2004 at 09:18 AM
Posted on 08/27/2004 at 09:18 AM 
I came across this clever bit of Limeraiku yesterday and remembered having seen an SEB enry involving some haiku. Well this is 5-7-5, and there ends the similarity to the material in the thread.
Above ground roars sound
A droning buzz that just was
Too loud to be drownedGates of Hell did swell
Hordes of bugs, high as on drugs
Came out of their shellRaucous their caucus
Reverie sans referee
Loudly they mock usSounds of cicadas
When they mate is ugly. Bug
We smoosh. Cruel, fate isWhen under my feet
On the street a bunch I crunch
Their sound becomes sweetEntomologists
Will be pissed that I deny
Them subjects they’ve missed
Found at http://www.punpunpun.com/7987.html
Check out the bottom of that page for some Serene Japanese Computer Messages.
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That’s so sweet. Wish my wife wrote ME poetry! *sniff*