Ending the Myth of Horus

Posted by Consigliere on Monday, January 10, 2005 at 06:43 AM. Read 65978 times. Tags:
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[Editor’s Note: It was my intent to have a reply ready before posting this, but I’ve found myself putting it off due to a busy weekend so I’m going to go ahead and post it as is. I’ll address it properly in the comments as soon as I have the opportunity though I’m sure there are several regulars who will probably be more than capable of addressing it first.]


I’ve heard repeated here several times that Horus, an Egyptian god, is carbon copy of Jesus.  The obvious implication by those that have made this statement is that Jesus is a copycat version of an earlier Egyptian deity.  The purpose of this entry is to disembowel that proposition once and for all.   

When I first heard that Horus was the inspiration for Jesus several years ago, I didn’t give it much credence because I couldn’t establish any source material for the claims.  I still can’t, but the internet is as adept at allowing anybody and everybody to pass on misinformation. 

Upon further research, I’ve concluded that this theory originated with Gerald Massey, an English poet, born 1828, died 1927.  He published primarily poems, but had an interest in Egypt.  He parlayed that interest in Egypt into several books and lectures in which he set forth the proposition that Horus was in essence the first Jesus, and Jesus was a cheap imitation.  The primary basis for his writing is the Egyptian Book of the Dead.  This is available on-line and you can easily look it up to read it yourself.  Be forewarned that forced reading of this would be an extremely efficient form of torture. 

It should be noted that Massey’s actual proposition was that Jesus was a copycat from more than just Horus.  According to Massey, Jesus was a compilation of an innumerable number of Egyptian deities.  There were over 2,000 deities who had every human and godlike characteristic one can think of, excepting Superman’s power to stop a speeding bullet.

Since Massey, there is a dearth of anybody with any credentials that has adopted a straight Horus=Jesus theory.  There is a one individual that has adopted some of Massey’s thoughts and incorporated them into a book-The Christ Conspiracy.  This appears to be the basis for the claims that I see.  The author is Acharya S.  Her website is http://www.truthbeknown.com  I note that Richard Price, a noted Christ Myther, and one that I take much more seriously then Acharya, said the following:

“Those of use who uphold any version of the controversial Christ Myth theory find ourselves immediately the object not just of criticism, but even of ridicule. And it causes us chagrin to be lumped together with certain writers with whom we share the Christ Myth butt little else…..

His other criticism, like mine, is that she uses very dated sources (19th Century) who were in Price’s words “eccentrics, freethinkers, and theosophists.“

Les, I am using your post from 1/3/05 as an example of the claims because you carry more credibility than most. That said here are the claims and what I have found:

Claim #1-Horus and Jesus are born from a virgin. 

Horus’s mother is Isis.  Isis was married to Osiris.  We do not know for what length of time, but presumably the marriage was consummated.  Whether it was or wasn’t doesn’t matter though.  After Osiris is killed, Isis puts him back together again (he was hacked into 14 pieces) except for his penis which was tossed in a river or a lake.  Iris fashions a substitute penis for him, humps him and here comes Horus.  There is nothing virginal about that.

Claim #2-Both Horus and Jesus were born to a Mary and Joseph. (Seb)

As noted Isis is Horus’s mother’s name not Mary.  In addition, Seb is not Horus’s father, Osiris is.  Seb is Osiris’s father.  Further, Seb is a distinct name from Joseph.  Putting them side by side does not make them synonyms, and that appears to be what was done here.

Claim #3-Both were born of royal descent.

This is accurate.

Claim #4-Both births were announced by angels and witnessed by shepherds. 

I can find nothing that mentions that the birth of Horus was announced by an angel or witnessed by shepherds.  I have found that Horus was born in a swamp, which is a pretty unlikely place for shepherds.  In addition Acharya mentions that Horus was born in a cave.  Massey makes no mention of this, although he does represent that Mithra was born in a cave. 

Claim #5-Both were heralded by stars and angels. 

There is no star that heralded Horus’s birth nor is there any angel announcing it.  Archarya in a footnote in The Origins of Christianity indicates that that there are three stars named the three kings in Orion and then relates this to the birth of Jesus.  When we look to the stories regarding Horus, we find no star or angel announcing his birth.  To the extent that Acharya S relies upon Massey and Massey relies upon what is depicted in the panels at Luxor see (from an atheist) further regarding virgin birth and pronouncement by angels http://www.frontline-apologetics.com/carrier_luxor_inscription.htm 

Claim #6-Both had later visitors (Horus-3 deities and Jesus-3 wisemen.) 

There is no indication that there ever were 3 wisemen.  The bible never mentions the number of wisemen, nor is there any document that reflects 3 deities at the birth of Horus.  See the website referenced in Claim #5.

Claim #7-Both had murder plots against them. 

There is mention that Seth did want to kill Horus, and Herod wanted to kill Jesus.  so this is accurate.

Claim#8-Both came of age at 12, were baptized and their baptizers were executed. 

There is no indication that Horus was preaching in a temple when he was 12.  In fact, Massey indicates that Hours the child was depicted as a “weakling.”  That doesn’t jive with story of Jesus preaching in the temple.  Again this appears to have been a confabulation from Acharya and repeated by others. 

Horus was never baptized in any of the Horus stories.  In addition, Acharya mentions that John the Baptist is actually Anup the Baptizer.  This individual is never mentioned anywhere in any Horus account.  There is not even a footnote in Archaya’s on-line work The Origins of Christianity to support this.  There is nothing.

Claim #9-Both had 12 disciples. 

According to the Horus accounts, Horus had four semi-gods that were followers.  There is some indication of 16 human followers and an unknown number of blacksmiths that went into battle with him.  Horus did not have 12 disciples. Jesus reportedly did.  Acharya failed to give a footnote to support this.

Massey points to a mural in the Book of Hades in which there are twelve reapers.  Horus is not present in this scene.  For Massey to make this connection he goes to a different scene within the same mural.  In this scene there is a picture of a god whose name is the Master of Joy.  Horus is never depicted although in other murals the artists do depict Horus.  Had the artists ascribed 12 reapers in any relation to Horus all they had to do was put Horus at the scene.  They did not. 

Claim #10-Both walked on water.

Horus didn’t, or at least there is no record that I can find that he did.  Massey does not maintain that Hours did.  Massey uses wild conjecture to connect the story of fish man, Oannes, not Horus, to Jesus.  Oannes came out of the sea during the day, and went back into the sea at night.  Massey makes the two analogous because by his calculations, Jesus walked on water during the day. 

As to Acharya, she as usual provides nothing to substantiate this. 

Claim #11-Both performed miracles. 

This is true although the miracles were different in scope and nature.

Claim #12 Both exorcised demons and raised Lazarus. 

The actual claim is that Horus raised Osiris from the dead and that the name Osiris morphed to Lazarus.  It doesn’t matter because Horus did not bring Osiris back to life.  There is no mention of this in any document regarding the story.  Horus did avenge Osiris’s death, but that did not raise Osiris from the dead. 

Claim #13-Both held a Sermon on the Mount; both were transfigured on a mountain, died by crucifixion along with two thieves and were buried in tombs where they paid a quick visit to Hell and then rose from the dead after 3 days time, both resurrections were witness by women, and both will supposedly reign for 1,000 years in the Millennium.

These are the most damning claims if they were proven true in my opinion.  Yet, I can locate none of this.  No sermon, no transfiguration, certainly no crucifixion w/ two thieves, no trip to hell and no resurrection.  There was an incident in which Horus was torn to pieces and Iris requested the crocodile god to fish him out of the water he was tossed into, which was done, but that’s it.  I am at a loss to refute this because I can not find anything to support it.

Massey does compares a story about the Autumn Equinox related to Osiris, not Horus, as the symbolic crucifixion.  There is no indication that Horus is involved in any way.  There is no mention by Massey of any Sermon on the Mount.  No mention or any actual crucifixion, no two thieves, no burial in a tomb.  Massey does not maintain that anything of the sort occurred with Horus. 

In short, of the claims outlined in this entry, I find the comparison between Horus and Jesus to consist of the following: they were of royal descent, they allegedly worked miracles and there were murder plots against them. 

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Les United States Posted on 01/27/2008 at 01:07 AM

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Turns out I was right, all these True Believers are the same. I loved how he goes on to use a lot of false quotes to try and prove his point. For example:

“I know men and I tell you that Jesus Chirst is no mere man.”
(Napolean Bonaparte)

Napoleon, another misspelling on Hamish’s part, never said that. Paul F Boller in his book They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes, and Misleading Attributions sets the record straight:

    The Jesus-is-not-a-man statement, which Napoleon is supposed to have made to General H.G. Bertrand during his exile on St. Helena, 1815-21, has appeared for years in various forms in books of spiritual uplift, but is almost certainly apocryphal. The Frenchman who reported it, according to biographer Vincent Cronin, never even met the Great Conqueror.  Napoleon did, indeed, believe in God and in an afterlife; he also thought morality rested on religion and retained a sentimental attachment to the Catholic faith in which he had been reared. But he “considered Christ merely a man,“ according to Cronin, and thought of the Gospels as “beautiful parables.“ Once, in a conversation about religion in 1817, he declared: “If I had to have a religion, I should adore the sun, for it is the sun that fertilizes everything; it is the true god of the earth.“

On to the next one…

“Let men of science and learning expound their knowledge and prize and prove with their researches every detail of the records (scriptures)which have veen preserved to us from those dim ages. All they will do is fortify the grand simplicity and essential accuracy of the recorded truths which have lighteed so far the pilgimage of men.”
(Winston Churchill)

As near as I can determine, Churchill never said anything like the above. It’s quite doubtful he would say such a thing considering that, according to the Churchill Centre which would likely know best, he was most likely an “optimistic agnostic” and was never devout. He once wrote of himself that he was “not a pillar of the Church but more of a flying buttress—I support it from the outside.“

“God if you are there, strike me dead.”
(Benito Mussolini) Anyone remember how he died?

Yeah, he was shot by a firing squad along with his mistress and most of the people on the train he was fleeing on by “Colonel Valerio.“ Seems to me there’s absolutely nothing divine about that form of death. People get shot all the time. Doesn’t take God for that to happen.

“As by this theory innumerable transitional forms must have existed, why do we not find them embedded in countless numbers in the crust of the earth? The number of intermediate links between all living and extinct species must have been inconceivably great.”
(Charles Darwin - One of only two intelligent things he ever said).

Ah, the classic Darwin quote taken out of context and mined—it’s two separate quotes from two different chapters—for something that sounds like an admission that the theory falls flat. Which, when taken in context, we can see is not what Darwin said at all. Let’s start with the first part and then proceed to the second:

    But, as by this theory innumerable transitional forms must have existed, why do we not find them embedded in countless numbers in the crust of the earth? It will be more convenient to discuss this question in the chapter on the Imperfection of the Geological Record; and I will here only state that I believe the answer mainly lies in the record being incomparably less perfect than is generally supposed. The crust of the earth is a vast museum; but the natural collections have been imperfectly made, and only at long intervals of time.

As we can see, Darwin was setting things up for the chapter in which he discusses objections to the theory and has already given us a hint as to what the answer might be.

The second part of the quote comes from the explanation itself, which is quite lengthy:

    By the theory of natural selection all living species have been connected with the parent-species of each genus, by differences not greater than we see between the natural and domestic varieties of the same species at the present day; and these parent-species, now generally extinct, have in their turn been similarly connected with more ancient forms; and so on backwards, always converging to the common ancestor of each great class. So that the number of intermediate and transitional links, between all living and extinct species, must have been inconceivably great. But assuredly, if this theory be true, such have lived upon the earth.

The rest of the Chapter 10 goes on to give the explanation in full and is summarized in the following quotation:

    These causes [the imperfection of the fossil record, the limited exploration of the record, poor fossilization of certain body types, etc.], taken conjointly, will to a large extent explain why—though we do find many links—we do not find interminable varieties, connecting together all extinct and existing forms by the finest graduated steps. It should also be constantly borne in mind that any linking variety between two forms, which might be found, would be ranked, unless the whole chain could be perfectly restored, as a new and distinct species; for it is not pretended that we have any sure criterion by which species and varieties can be discriminated.

It’s clear from all of the above that Darwin was thinking very hard on his theory and what possible objections might be raised about it and had some sound answers to said objections. Answers that have largely been borne out over the years.

Hamish once again demonstrates his ignorance as he’s clearly cut and pasting from Creationist websites and hasn’t actually read the material he’s using as proofs.

“We do not know one millionth of one percent about anything.”
(Thomas Edison)

It’s ironic that you should choose to use Thomas Edison’s quotes as an argument in your favor considering that Thomas Edison was an atheist:

    “I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God.“—Thomas Edison, Columbian Magazine “I cannot believe in the immortality of the soul…. No, all this talk of an existence for us, as individuals, beyond the grave is wrong. It is born of our tenacity of life—our desire to go on living—our dread of coming to an end.“—Thomas Edison, interview in The New York Times (October 2, 1910)

Above and beyond the irony involved, the fact that Edison said we don’t know much about anything doesn’t in any way, shape, or form lead credence to your assertion that there is a God. If anything it’s an argument against it for your assertion is a claim of knowledge of God’s existence.

“I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.”
(George Bernard Shaw).

Again the quote has little to support your argument—it’s more an indictment of man than an argument for God—and it’s yet another ironic choice as George Bernard Shaw considered himself an atheist for the first 30 or so years of his life. Then, in the 1890’s, he renounced atheism and declared himself a… wait for it… mystic. Not finding much to like about the traditional Christian religions, Shaw decided to begin spreading what he called “the Gospel of Shawianity.”

    In Shawianity, God was a work in progress, not a fait accompli.  In a 1909 letter to Leo Tolstoy, Shaw explained:  “To me God does not yet exist; but there is a creative force struggling to evolve an executive organ of godlike knowledge and power; that is, to achieve omnipotence and omniscience; and every man and woman born is a fresh attempt to achieve this object.  We are here to help God, to do his work, to remedy his whole errors, to strive towards Godhead ourselves. ”  In its odyssey to achieve fruition, the life force would create ever-higher forms of humanity—supermen, super-supermen, supermen to the third power:  “When one instrument is worn out, I will make another, and another, and another, always more and more intelligent and effective.” Shaw fused the life force with the instrument.  In “The New Theology,” he prepped his audience:  “When you are asked, ‘Where is God?  Who is God?’ stand up and say, ‘I am God and here is God, not as yet completed, but sill advancing towards completion, just in so much as I am working for the purpose of the universe, working for the good of the whole society and the whole world, instead of merely looking after my personal ends.’”  God “would provide himself with a perfectly fashioned and trustworthy instrument.  And such an instrument would be nothing less than God himself.”

Not exactly the sort of person you’d be likely to call a True Christian.

“The Bible is the best book in the world. It contains more than all the libraries I have ever seen.”
(John Adams)

John Adams did write something along those lines to Thomas Jefferson, he was a Unitarian after all, but he tended to hold views of Christianity that most Christians would claim mark him as “not a true Christian.“ For example he didn’t accept the divinity of Christ or the idea of an interventionist God and wasn’t fond of many of the various Christian denominations. He wrote many things such as the following:

    As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends, have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed?—John Adams, letter to FA Van der Kamp, December 27, 1816 When philosophic reason is clear and certain by intuition or necessary induction, no subsequent revelation supported by prophecies or miracles can supersede it.—John Adams, from Rufus K Noyes, Views of Religion Indeed, Mr. Jefferson, what could be invented to debase the ancient Christianism which Greeks, Romans, Hebrews and Christian factions, above all the Catholics, have not fraudulently imposed upon the public? Miracles after miracles have rolled down in torrents.—John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson, December 3, 1813

Hamish may want to rethink which quotes he wants to use in the future. The majority of the ones he’s supplied so far don’t really support his position very well.

Still, fucking funny to those of us who have actually done the research.

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mathgeek United States Posted on 01/27/2008 at 01:22 AM

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In the OP, there were 13 claims laid out offering proof that Horus = Jesus. I believe that the OP was simply looking substantiation of these claims.

I have heard of the connections between Jesus and other pagan gods before, but I have never heard of specific parallels between Jesus and Horus before watching the Zeitgeist movie recently.

I was hoping to find in this thread, somewhere, a road map to specific historical documents that could help me make up my own mind as to whether or not all of this was true.

Being a newbie here, I found wading through 20 pages of regulars flaming each other and beating themselves up quite tedious. Please forgive my ignorance of prior postings if this is the case.

So far, I have had only enough time to give a very cursory attempt at researching the first claim of a virgin birth.

The main crux is which documents do you want to believe. The Hymn Of Osiris (http://www.earth-history.com/Egypt/Bodead/bodead-05-osiris.htm about 3/4 down the page) talks of Isis gathering up 13 the 14 parts of Osiris (the penis had been consumed by some sort of animal) and she absorbed the essence of Osiris in order to create a child. It isn’t clear that the child conceived in this account is actually even Horus. However, it is my understanding that most people believe that this is an account of Horus’s conception.

However there are ancient documents that refute this account. Specifically, Plutarch.

http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Plutarch/Moralia/Isis_and_Osiris*/A.html

At the end of the 12th chapter, as annotated at the above website, he seems to think that Osiris and Isis (being brother and sister) were screwing around in the womb together and Horus was born of that union. This certainly seems to fly in the face of a virginal conception of Horus. And it seems to conflict with The Hymn of Osiris as to the timing of Horus’s conception.

Plutarch also talks about Isis making a phallus for her dead husband brother after finding all of Osiris but his penis. This has been used to deny the virginal conception of Horus. It seems to me that this was done not that she could absorb the essence of Horus but so that he would be complete in the afterlife.

In all of this, the conception (virginal or not)of Horus is never really mentioned as a cornerstone of faith. The Bible seems to put great emphasis on the fact that Mary was a virgin. However, there are non-canonical books that talk of Mary being a whore and Jesus a bastard child. (I am still looking for where I read this. As soon as I can find my source I will edit this post with a link to it.) So it would seem that even the ancients are in disagreement over the situation of Jesus’s conception.

I am no expert in these matters, but it would seem to me that even this quick look at available documents makes stating a claim one way or the other is tough. I plan on reading up on all of this from a modern perspective, assuming I can find sources that are well researched and documented appropriately.

I think that the kind of discussion I am trying to stake out here is along the lines of what the OP was trying to get at. If you make a claim, there should be something in the historical record backing it up. Simply cite it for the perusal of the rest of us and let us bring our considerable intellect to bear upon it.

I am not an atheist. Quite the opposite, in fact. I do, however, pride myself on being intellectually honest and am curious if my faith has been misplaced. So can we please try to shed some more light on this topic? Where are the ancient documents that support or deny this particular claim that Horus = Jesus.

zilch Sweden Posted on 01/27/2008 at 05:56 AM

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*sigh*.  Hamish says:

To Zilch’ please provide some evidence of your claim that ‘any’ bible prophcey has been debunked by any ‘credible’ source. As far as I know there have been many attempts, but none successful.

Uh, I don’t see why the burden of proof is on me to disprove outlandish claims of prophecy.  You’ve got the burden of proof turned around here.  Show some evidence that any of these Biblical “prophecies” are anything other than after-the-fact cherry-picking and massaging of Scripture.

Prophecy is something that is described ‘before’ the events, not after, like J.K.Rowling does… oh yeah and they have to be actual ‘REAL’ events, not ficticious.

Exactly my point.  While some events described in the Bible are historical, many are not, and are not attested anywhere else but in the Bible.  The Bible was composed by several different authors over a long period of time, but is otherwise comparable to the Harry Potter books in the way prophecies are fulfilled: by simply playing out the fictitious plot.

Yes the New Testament writers all knew how to speek Hebrew (they didn’t speak Greek did they) so you are right they must have known all the Old Testament prophecies in a foreign language and then written their statments to match, oh yeah and then they willingly died for what they knew they were lying about. Nice one!

Uh, perhaps you didn’t know this, but Paul, whom many regard as the inventor of Christianity, spoke Greek.  Mistranslations happen.  And as far as persecution goes, there’s no evidence outside the Bible for any of the New Testament writers dying for their beliefs.  Even if they did, does that make their beliefs right?  What about all the Hindus, Buddhists, and Heaven’s Gaters who died for their beliefs?

One last thing, Hamish:

“As by this theory innumerable transitional forms must have existed, why do we not find them embedded in countless numbers in the crust of the earth? The number of intermediate links between all living and extinct species must have been inconceivably great.”
(Charles Darwin - One of only two intelligent things he ever said).

Now, I am willing to bet a silk pyjama that you didn’t find this quote during your reading of the entire Origin of Species, but just cut and pasted from one of the innumerable fundy sites that cite it out of context, as if it said anything meaningful about Darwin or evolutionary theory.  Am I right?  If so, I can supply some context, because I, in contrast to you, have read the whole Origin of Species (as well as the whole Bible), and also understand a bit about evolution.

In the first place: it is characteristic of all good scientists, and especially of Darwin, to try to find possible flaws in their theories.  Science is built upon questioning the evidence over and over, and progresses by finding flaws in previous work.  Darwin was constantly bending over backwards to find mistakes in his own work, and this passage is simply another case of his being as fair as possible.  Nota bene: Darwin did not recant his belief in evolution because of this or any other difficulties he encountered.  I suspect that the other “intelligent” thing he said, according to you, would be that other favorite fundy quote-mine where Darwin confesses that it’s hard for him to imagine how the eye could evolve.  Am I a prophet, Hamish?

In the second place, and this ought to be too obvious to have to mention, the Origin of Species was published in 1859.  Science has moved on in the last 150 years, and the few fossils known in Darwin’s time (many of them discovered by Darwin himself) have been joined by a flood of new finds, including many “transitional” species.  Check it out yourself, Hamish, if you dare.  Talk Origins is as good a place as any to start.

And while Darwin is honored by many people for his work, he was a mere mortal and not inerrant.  I find it touching in a way that Christians often imagine that if they catch Darwin out in a falsehood (and he did make many mistakes- not surprisingly, given the information he had to work with), then all of modern evolutionary theory is rocked to its foundations.  Christians thereby elevate Darwin to sainthood, if not godhood.

Of course, that’s the way religion works, with a fixed corpus of prophets and books that admit of no questioning or progress, but that is not how science works.  Darwin, as a good scientist, would have been very pleased, I daresay, at how his lifework has been corrected and improved upon.

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Julian India Posted on 01/27/2008 at 08:09 AM

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And while Darwin is honored by many people for his work, he was a mere mortal and not inerrant.  I find it touching in a way that Christians often imagine that if they catch Darwin out in a falsehood (and he did make many mistakes- not surprisingly, given the information he had to work with), then all of modern evolutionary theory is rocked to its foundations.  Christians thereby elevate Darwin to sainthood, if not godhood.

Of course they do that. Since all their beliefs are founded on authority, they are incapable of understanding that our ideas (which are not really beliefs) are not. Take our Schmuck for example; he’s firmly convinced that we “believe” in scientists. And the concept that our confidence is in the scientific method is not one that he is actually capable of understanding.

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Bog Brother United States Posted on 01/27/2008 at 08:31 AM

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As far as the quotes Hamish posted, most of them basically boil down to Appeals to Authority.  The fake Napoleon quote is the perfect example. It takes an obvious opinion, and appeals to Napoleon’s authority as a famous general/world leader, rather than any expertise he might have in the subject he is supposedly speaking about.

The fact is, even if the quote were real, it doesn’t matter; it is opinion and could not actually be backed up with fact. It cannot be proven or disproven, the terms are too poorly defined and the means by which one might prove it are all but impossible (time travel).

Throwing Napoleon’s name in there is just someone’s attempt at making us shut off our critical thinking and go “Wow! Napoleon was sure a great man! Listen to what he said!“  It has about as much legitimacy as if Napoleon said “The moon is made of green cheese.“ Actually, since we can disprove the moon/green cheese claim, it has even less legitimacy.

These other two quotes are also perfect examples:

“The New Testament is the very best book that ever was or ever will be known in the world.”
(Charles Dickens)

“The Bible is the best book in the world. It contains more than all the libraries I have ever seen.”
(John Adams)

You see, neither Dickens or Adams were actual experts on the Bible as far as we know, and besides, they are making claims of a subjective quality of the work (best book), which cannot actually be tested.  Adams quote is a multiple fallacy in that the second sentence is an appeal to his personal ignorance, and that is used as an appeal to the novelty of the book.

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Bog Brother United States Posted on 01/27/2008 at 08:43 AM

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Hamish wrote:
Yes the New Testament writers all knew how to speek Hebrew (they didn’t speak Greek did they) so you are right they must have known all the Old Testament prophecies in a foreign language and then written their statments to match, oh yeah and then they willingly died for what they knew they were lying about. Nice one!

Zilch responded:
And as far as persecution goes, there’s no evidence outside the Bible for any of the New Testament writers dying for their beliefs.  Even if they did, does that make their beliefs right?  What about all the Hindus, Buddhists, and Heaven’s Gaters who died for their beliefs?

Excellent point. The whole idea of belief is to just believe in it. Nothing says that someone who believes something false won’t defend that belief as desperately as someone who believes a truth, in fact, there should be nothing to separate the believer in truth from the believer in falsehood in said believers mind.  If you believe something is false, you generally don’t believe in it (duh).

I think that is the key disconnect with True Believers. They are totally convinced that because they believe in it, it must be true. They scream about how terrible we all are, how many mistakes we all make, but when it comes right down to it, they all think they are completely infallible. They think they are unable to be deceived. It’s really a display of supreme arrogance and pride.

Of course, we all “believe” in things like gravity and heat, but these are supported with actual empirical evidence every minute of every day. I’m sure Hamish will respond with that old “everybody believes in something” canard, but it will just show his ignorance concerning the difference between reality and fantasy. The truth is, everybody does believe in something, the important part is, not everybody believes in something supernatural.

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zilch Sweden Posted on 01/27/2008 at 08:57 AM

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Julian, Bog Brother: right on.

Hamish: in addition to what B.B. said about quotes from famous people, I’d like to add a bit more context to your quote from John Adams.  It comes from a letter to Thomas Jefferson on Dec. 25, 1813, which probably accounts for the pious tone.  If you include a bit more, it doesn’t sound quite so unqualified:

I have examined all religions, as well as my narrow sphere, my straightened means, and my busy life, would allow; and the result is that the Bible is the best Book in the world. It contains more of my little philosophy than all the libraries I have seen, and such parts of it I cannot reconcile to my little philosophy I postpone for future investigation.

Just to put this in perspective, on Nov. 4, 1816, presumably after some more “investigation”, Adams wrote, again to Jefferson:

We have now, it seems, a national Bible Society, to propagate King James’s Bible through all nations. Would it not be better to apply these pious subscriptions to purify Christendom from the corruptions of Christianity than to propagate those corruptions in Europe, Asia, Africa, and America?

So you see: context is important.

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Hamish Japan Posted on 01/27/2008 at 09:21 AM

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Bogbrother: Whatever!

Patness: Who are you to claim that I am scientifically illiterate? You know nothing about me. That is like me saying “you are sports illiterate.“ I know nothing about you on which to make that assumption. So keep your ignorant assumptions to yourself.

That aside, you are right in saying that the bible can be taken out of context. Anything can be taken out of context. But this is where science does come in - you test the evidence to see if the claims are true.

God condoned killing at His discretion, at His time, in the places He commanded, to the people of His choice. But there are fundamental points that have to be taken into consideration as to why this was so.

The first of these points is the fact that God is Sovereign and as the creator, giver, sustainer and taker or life, He has the right and authority to govern that life any way He sees fit, especially when He has the power to give back any life that was taken at any time He likes.

Next point: The people that God handed over to the Israelites to be killed were all extremely sinful and rebellious to God. God waited 400 years for them to repent and turn to Him to be saved. They didn’t! He was patient enough, gave them plenty of warning, they knew God’s commands, Had seen His power but continued to disobey Him anyway. So he punished them and gave their land to the Israelites, (which was His in the first place to give).

Third point: The killing of rebellious people was justified and fair. Now I know you are probably thinking, hang on, what about all the innocent people, especially the children who were killed. Well the bible makes it clear that they are accounted for, and go to heaven anyway. A much better place to be than the world they were (and we still are) living in. I am sure they are not complaining that God wasn’t fair.

The people that God allowed to be killed deserved what they got, they themselves has raped and killed thousands of innocent women and children. They even offered their children to their gods by burning them alive. Now if I did that to your child (if you have any) and the judge just said oh well, don’t worry, you are free to go Hamish, you would be the first to scream “UNFAIR” and you would be right.

So why should God as the Judge of the universe allow those same kind of people to go free. He can’t, He is just and He must punish evil wherever it is found. He does and He will continue to!

Fourth point: God allowed the killing under His supervision, according to His rules and only for the time period that He allowed. If you study the bible more you will see that those who God allowed to do the killing who went against God’s instructions were then also punished by God. God is fair to all, He has no favorites.

Finally: God allowed these things to happen to show His sovereignty and allow people to understand that He will not be mocked and He will punish sin. Furthermore there have been far more people killed in the name of “humanism”
WW1, WW2, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Vietnam, Korea, Congo, Uganda, East Timor, Lebanon, Kuwait, Iraq, Cambodia and on and on and on.

Your claim about the gospel writers not being the actual writers themselves and/or written after the events and/or manufactured to match past events shows your complete ignorance on the subject.

It would have been impossible for legend to have arisen in regards to the gospels because they were written too close to the time of the actual events.

It would have been impossible for anyone to write about any fictitious events, and then claim them to be factual, when the very people they were writing about, including witnesses were alive at the time. Someone would have been tyring to stop it from happening on the grounds of falsified evidence. And they would have succeeded, and it would have been easy. The very fact that we even have Christianity today proves that it is truth and not fiction.

For example.

In 2006 Japan beat Cuba in the baseball world series 10-6.

If I was to tell you today that Cuba in fact won the baseball series 9-3. You would look at the evidence (newspapers, Internet, etc) and speak to the witnesses who would still be alive today to prove what you know to be true, that Japan in fact one. And you would be able to prove it because the witnesses are still alive and the evidence is close to the event.

Now you are trying to say that the gospel writers were able to change the winning team and the score and the location of the game, players, commentaries, equipment used, etc etc etc… all while the witnesses to the events were still alive and within 30-100 years of the events…. give us a break…....but this is the year 2008 I hear you say…......

The Dead Sea scrolls prove that the bible has been unchanged and it is almost an exact match to the KJ Version of the bible that we have today. The Dead Sea scrolls are evidence for the Old Testament but they show authenticity, which is the key point. Combine this with the fact that there are over 24,000 copies of the New Testament manuscripts still in existence today. More than any other writing in antiquity. There are so many quotes of the New Testament given outside of the bible, written by both Christian and non-Christian, that even if we had no copies of the New Testament manuscripts we could still compile the who book all but 11 verses from these quotes alone. It is just stupid to deny this evidence. But of course you will try.

The scientific and archaeological evidence for the Bible and God and Jesus are all multitudinous and undeniable.

Some examples of these are listed as follows:

1.  Creation demands a creator!
2.  Laws demand a lawgiver.
3.  The explicit fine-tuning of our universe.
4.  The conscience.
5.  Knowledge of right and wrong.
6.  Bacterial flagellum. (Irreducible Complexity).
7.  Dead Sea Scrolls.
8.  Prophecy.
9.  Unionid mussels.
10. Gravity.
11. Growth.
12. Archaeology.
13. The Cyrus Cylinder.
14. The Hittites.
15. Israel.
16. Prophecy.
17. Evidence for the life and death of Jesus Christ.
18. Evidence for the resurrection of Jesus Christ,
19. Answered prayer.
20. First Century Martyrs.

Bog Brother United States Posted on 01/27/2008 at 09:50 AM

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Bogbrother: Whatever!

Wow Hamish, that was one hell of a a convincing response.  You’re basically saying that you’ve got no defense against what I said then right?

Anyway, your “proof” is as solid and convincing as my “proof” of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

1. Noodles - The first written account of noodles is from the East Han Dynasty between AD 25 and 220.
2. Appendages - We all have them, and some creatures, like octopus have several more than us.
3. Sauce - Best with plenty of garlic, oregano, basil, mushrooms, peppers, onions and maybe some sausage.
4. Midgets - Yo, this one is for my homie Joe C!
5. Pirates - History supports their existence.
6. Global Warming - It is getting hotter.


Now, I realize my list isn’t as long as yours (overcompensating are we?), but it’s just as convincing to me that the FSM is real as yours is that Jesus is real (or whatever the hell you are trying to prove). A really convincing way to argue your idea is real would be to use a logical proof:

“In the Pastafarian book of the FSM, the FSM created the world. The world was at first an island paradise with a midget and a volcano. Midgets are real, we can all see them any time, they walk among us.  Therefore the FSM is real.“

For your argument, you might want to try something like:

“The Bible says that God wrote it. God, in the Bible is the creator of the Universe. God, in the Bible said the Bible was true. Therefore, God is the creator of the Universe.“

If you can see any failure of logic in the above argument, then there may be hope for you yet. If you think it’s an airtight explanation for how we got here, then I guess there really is no point to saying anything more. I’d bet money that you take the latter route.

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Hamish Japan Posted on 01/27/2008 at 10:26 AM

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well you are all just too intellectual (wow did I spell that right - such a bib word - ooops spelt the little one wrong- oh well).

You can all keep you so called ‘big words’ and ‘fancy philosophy’ which is all just horse dribble if you ask me, oh woops, no that’s right you can’t hear past your own voice to ask another.

oh well,

just count me as another ignoranus if you will….

‘Claiming to be wise - they became utter fools.‘

I can see you all in this verse.

But talking to you is about as exciting and beneficial as watching paint dry. You all use the same arguments against us Christians and then accuse us of using same arguments against you. As quoted above - fools.

You all completely miss the point of what I say, for example I gave quotes of various different people not to show that they agree with my arguments or to show that they are Christians etc,  I gave them to show you that I do read other peoples’ writings including non-Christian athiests and agnostics alike. I am well aware of the full quotes of each of these people, and their religious perspectives. I love science and study it intently, I have a B.A. in Business Marketing, a Bachelor in Theology and a Masters in Christian Education. I am not uneducated as you all imply, I just won’t play your stupid (I can say a bigger word than you game), but you just completely missed the point and jumped to the wrong conclusion AGAIN, because you can’t see past your own pride and ignorance.

I used Mussolini as an example not to show that his death was ‘spriritual’ but to show that God answered His request sometime later and he gave him a horrible death.

You use the argument that other people die for their faith! So what about the disciples dying for their belief?

Yes I never denied that other people die for their beliefs, but again the point just went over your head.

The disciples were alive at the time of the so claimed events, which means that they were in a position to know for a FACT that what they were dying for was true or not.

Nobody ‘willingly’ dies for what they know to be a lie and seen as how they were in a position to know for a fact, because they were alive at the same time as Jesus Christ, but they still allowed themselves to be tortured and killed for their claim of what they knew to be true, shows they were telling the truth.

But as exciting as this isn’t, it is like trying to explain things to an arrogant 7 year old, who thinks he knows everything about everything.

Quote: ‘they willingly suppress the truth.‘

Have a nice life!

Signing out

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zilch Sweden Posted on 01/27/2008 at 11:05 AM

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Les- oops, I somehow missed your last comment.  You preempted a lot of what I said.

Hamish: you say

God condoned killing at His discretion, at His time, in the places He commanded, to the people of His choice.
...The killing of rebellious people was justified and fair. Now I know you are probably thinking, hang on, what about all the innocent people, especially the children who were killed. Well the bible makes it clear that they are accounted for, and go to heaven anyway.

Yes, we know Jehovah is a genocidal old bastard.  This is supposed to convince us that He is good?  Arguing that “God told me to kill” can be, and has been, used to justify the most horrific atrocities.  Hitler said that God told him to “defend himself against the Jews”.  Saul said that God told him to kill all the Amalekites.  What’s the difference?

And how do you know, for instance, that the Amalekite babies that God told Saul to kill are in Heaven?  It doesn’t say anything about them going to Heaven in the Bible- I’ve read it.  Yes, I’ve heard Christians try to wish the murdered children into the arms of God, but the best apologetics they can come up with are protesting that “God is good, and wouldn’t be unfair”.  Not convincing.

As for your list of “proofs”:

1.  Creation demands a creator!

Yes, but there’s no evidence the universe was “created”.
2.  Laws demand a lawgiver.
Why?  No reason to believe this.  Natural laws are not anything like human laws.
3.  The explicit fine-tuning of our universe.
The “fine-tuning” of the universe is still moot.  In any case, positing a God simply begs the question: where did God’s fine tuning come from?
4.  The conscience.
5.  Knowledge of right and wrong.

Both evolved entities, partially genetic, partially cultural.
6.  Bacterial flagellum. (Irreducible Complexity).
This is the “goddidit” argument: “if I don’t understand something (how the flagellum could evolve, for instance), then God did it”.  Worked for explaining lightning, too- for a while.
7.  Dead Sea Scrolls.
Huh?  Very interesting, to be sure, but what do they prove?
8.  Prophecy.
As I’ve said, there’s no evidence for anything other than after-the-fact fiddling.
9.  Unionid mussels.
You got me.  How do freshwater bivalves prove the truth of the Bible?
10. Gravity.
Ditto. ?
11. Growth.
Say what?
12. Archaeology.
Do you mean the bits of Noah’s Ark found on Mt. Ararat, or the chariot wheel in the Red Sea?  Hehe.
13. The Cyrus Cylinder.
Confirms that some of the Bible is historically true.  So?
14. The Hittites.
? 15. Israel.
? 16. Prophecy.
What prophecy?
17. Evidence for the life and death of Jesus Christ.
Mostly just in the Bible, and a few disputed other sources, none contemporary with his life.
18. Evidence for the resurrection of Jesus Christ,
None, unless you count the Bible.  If that counts as “evidence”, you might as well just say that the Bible is true because it says it’s true, and be done with it.
19. Answered prayer.
No evidence for answered prayer, and increasing numbers of studies show no results.
20. First Century Martyrs.
What about the Heaven’s Gaters?  They were martyrs too…

Not convincing, I’m afraid.

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zilch Sweden Posted on 01/27/2008 at 11:15 AM

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I don’t know if you’re still reading this, Hamish, but I dared to watch your video, at least the beginning of it.  It tells the heartwarming story of a godless drug addict rock star becoming addicted to God.  Nice for him if religion helped turn him around, but again, that doesn’t say anything whatsoever about its truth.  I’m sure that he could have kicked drugs by becoming a Buddhist too, but his culture offered him the discipline of Christianity, and that’s what he went for.

I will not deny that there is good in religion too, and that much of religious belief helps to build communities.  But atheists can believe in following the Golden Rule too- in fact, it predates the Bible.

cheers from windy Vienna, zilch

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Bog Brother United States Posted on 01/27/2008 at 11:16 AM

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Zilch old boy, you have entirely too much patience for your own good I think.

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zilch Sweden Posted on 01/27/2008 at 11:18 AM

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Nah, BB, just passing time while waiting for some paint to dry…

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Les United States Posted on 01/27/2008 at 01:45 PM

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Hamish writes…

just count me as another ignoranus if you will….

Done and done. Though I don’t really need your permission to opt for the obvious conclusion.

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Patness Canada Posted on 01/27/2008 at 02:15 PM

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Hamish -

But this is where science does come in - you test the evidence to see if the claims are true.

This is what I mean by scientific illiteracy. You are not testing evidence with the scientific process. First, you devise falsifiable claims to account for evidence, and you test the claims, through repeated experiment, to determine whether something is indeed true.

It was not merely an assumption when I made the claim you were illiterate - it was a prediction. That prediction was based on the belief that your quotes were misattributed, false, and misleading. Others would bother to Google for this information (as you or I could have), and show that you were (unwittingly) lying through your teeth. It’s not your fault per se; you were being lied to, too. That’s how we got here. But someone, somewhere along the line has to check their facts to stop the lies from being perpetuated.

Besides which, we’ve got plenty of threads where people come along and parade how great Christianity is in some form or other (esp. on the authority of the Bible). The content of the posts is almost always the same - and the problems, too. Nobody checks their facts; it isn’t just you. We’ve seen this before.

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Svaj Malizo France Posted on 01/28/2008 at 07:08 PM

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I guess I’m a little late for the party.
Anyway, I was just reading all the commentaries and I just had to say that nunya sounds like he’s the only one with more than half a brain around here…

Thanks for all the links,
see ya…

Svaj Malizo France Posted on 01/28/2008 at 07:19 PM

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oooops…

I had only read the first page of comments, which dated back to 2005.

No way I’m wasting my time reading through 20 more pages of comments. Plus it seems like you’re still caught in the same childlike discussion.

Isn’t it obvious already? myth… hello?.....

See you all on the other side!
Kiss kiss!!

Bog Brother United States Posted on 01/28/2008 at 10:03 PM

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What?!?! No “You’re gonna to hell!“ or, “Get up on the Jesus train ya’ll! It’s good shit!“ man, trolls just ain’t what they were last week around here.

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Svaj Malizo France Posted on 01/29/2008 at 07:01 PM

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Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, with the intention of baiting other users into an emotional response.

Your calling me a “troll” is exactly that, a bait with the intention of getting an emotional response.

Sorry, I won’t bite.

Enjoy your life.

Les United States Posted on 01/29/2008 at 08:15 PM

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Please don’t feed the trolls.

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Consigliere United States Posted on 02/03/2008 at 12:57 PM

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Who woulda thunk it? A farm boy’s debunking of the comparison between Horus and Jesus is the most commented thread on SEB.  Yee-haw!  This calls for a drink today.

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 02/03/2008 at 02:00 PM

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Gosh surprise- Christianity isn’t a carbon copy.

Still both myths though.

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Bog Brother United States Posted on 02/03/2008 at 04:32 PM

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Who woulda thunk it? A farm boy’s debunking of the comparison between Horus and Jesus is the most commented thread on SEB.  Yee-haw!  This calls for a drink today.

Yeah, but like most threads here, did it really stay on topic all that much?

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