Email irritations.

Posted by Les on Monday, December 02, 2002 at 06:47 AM. Read 7359 times. Tags:
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I really need to learn to ignore those stupid emails everyone loves to send you with all sorts of trivia that are supposedly 100% true facts. All they do is get me in trouble when I invariably investigate how true said facts really are. Take the most recent example my wife forwarded to me from an email she had forwarded to her from my very own mother. In it is a list of 26 true or false questions for which the answer for all of them is supposed to be “true”. Things such as “Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a bellybutton” and “Without the coloring added to Coca-Cola the popular drink would be green.”

The first statement is patently ridiculous at worst and highly misleading at best. Of course Alfred Hitchcock had a belly button, though he may have “lost” it after an operation on his belly that supposedly required surgeons to remove it. The second statement is just wrong. Coca-Cola would be a relatively clear liquid without the coloring. Cola is brown because back when it first was invented making it a dark brown color helped to hide any impurities (read: floaties) in the bottle. How’s that for a disgusting trivia fact? These days there’s little need to cover up impurities (we hope) so the only reason it’s still colored brown is because that’s what people expect colas to look like.

That’s the problem with emails like that. They spark my curiosity and I look into how true all those supposed true facts are because I have this stupid need to question popular beliefs. Then I end up sharing what I’ve learned and no one appreciates it. So I need to resist responding to those emails as I just piss people off. Go ahead and forward your uselessly incorrect trivia around, but leave me out of it. I don’t need the aggravation they inevitably cause.

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Ben United States Posted on 12/06/2002 at 10:33 AM

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I had the same response as you when I read the Hitchcock bellybutton item in the NY Times Quiz.  I also took exception to the item about the rabbit and parrot being the only animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads.  Several species of lizard (such a Chameleons) have eyes that allow them to see in all directions without turning their head.

Catherine United States Posted on 12/10/2002 at 12:43 PM

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Thank God someone else has this insane desire to prove these useless facts as fiction.  I, too, spend time trying to disuade people from believing everything they read on the Internet, but noone seems to want to hear about the truth.  They really hate it when you correct them in public.

Justin United States Posted on 01/03/2003 at 10:06 AM

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that is hilarious, I found this site, by trying to prove each one of those stupid facts incorrect.

I too like Les, just end up pissing people off, but I found it rewarding for a brief moment that I might help some poor soul stop believing everything they get in email, so they will then stop forwarding it to me smile

Les United States Posted on 01/03/2003 at 11:26 AM

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Well, if you guys don’t already know about it then bookmark the Snopes.com Urban Legends webpage. They’re one of the best spots to go when you need to debunk the latest email glurge you get in your inbox. They not only check things out, but they cite their sources. I have a few other links I check as well, I should probably make a whole link list full of them.

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Jason United States Posted on 01/14/2003 at 07:52 PM

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I got that same e-mail.  I sent a response back with researched comments to each of the “truths”, especially the Alfred Hitchcock thing:
Every human ever born had a bellybutton.  Without one, the embryo would have no way of receiving nutrience while inside it’s mothers womb.  If he didn’t have a bellybutton, his birth would have been a quick miscarriage.


What do you think of this one:
40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

57,600 people a day for dog bites?  That’s a lot of dog bites.

carolyn United States Posted on 01/15/2003 at 10:38 AM

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me, too .... me, too .... me, too—- i found myself searching the internet to see if these things were really, really true—and voila! ... i find some instant friends!!

Winnie United States Posted on 01/17/2003 at 01:01 PM

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Y’all so sillie.We thu wuns who makes em up!

Tim Canada Posted on 01/20/2003 at 05:50 PM

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OMG, I am yet another person who found this site b/c I wanted to disprove the “fact” that Alfred Hitchcock doesn’t have a belly button.

hehe smile

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Dan Europe Posted on 01/21/2003 at 10:15 AM

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And I’d really like to know how sneezing stops your heart and all other bodily functions. It doesn’t usually kill me.

It’s a shame that 92% of the population believes this crap.

There, another fact to add to the list.

mkh United States Posted on 01/24/2003 at 09:04 AM

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97.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot, too.

Jordan United States Posted on 01/29/2003 at 09:56 AM

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Amazing how few people actually think to investigate what shows up as ‘fact’ in their email. The rest of my family think I’m crazy because I want to disprove this garbage… oh well, says a lot about you average “man on the street,” doesn’t it?

Les United States Posted on 01/29/2003 at 01:25 PM

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Indeed. The emails of the sort that I listed here, where it’s largely a set of occasionally true trivia statements, don’t annoy me as much as the people who forward you little “uplifting stories” that are somewhat true, but exaggerated beyond credibility.

One of those, for example, is about how Al Capone’s lawyer, Easy Eddie, ends up deciding to turn in his famous mobster boss so that Eddie’s son will have a good name. His son later grows up to be legendary WWII fighter pilot Butch O’Hare who supposedly single-handedly keeps an entire squadron of Japanese bombers from destroying an entire fleet of American warships and has an airport named after him. The moral being that even someone who was so bad he worked for the worst of the mobsters could turn over a new leaf and by his good example produce a son who is this side of a superhero.

Problem is it didn’t actually happen quite that way or for quite those reasons. The email’s tale of Butch’s daring is ridiculously exaggerated. Butch did do some pretty heroic stuff in helping to defend an American fleet of ships that was under attack by Japanese planes against overwhelming odds, but it’s not the near-Superman level achievement that the email makes it out to be. I have the link to the real history around here someplace and I’ll provide it if anyone is curious. Additionally the motivations of his father to rat out his gangster boss had very little with his desire to turn over a new leaf and clear his own name. More of a seeing-the-writing on the wall and getting a few favors from the Feds than anything else. Which totally destroys the moral of the email that was sent out as well as distorting history.

Those sort of emails really piss me off. The O’Hair name was cleaned up by the actions of the son, not the father. By implying the father had anything to do with it in order to promote some trite morality concept diminishes the accomplishment of his son.

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mike Canada Posted on 01/29/2003 at 05:10 PM

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My least favourite ‘facts’ are the ones related to what’s visible from space.

I have heard, perhaps a gazillion times, that the Great Wall of China is visible from space.

‘Ha’, says I.

It might be long, but it isn’t very wide; you would be more likely to see I-95 through the states, or the QEW from Toronto to Niagara Falls, but you can’t.

tom United States Posted on 02/04/2003 at 04:20 PM

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Maybe Alfred Hitchcock had surgery (tummy tuck) where the bellybutton was removed later in his life ?.......just askin….....

Shinigurai United States Posted on 02/05/2003 at 11:19 AM

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Oh my god!!! I got the same list of statements in an e-mail and i found this site while trying to find out if coke would be green or not. I know that the toothbrush WAS invented in 1498. can someone please find out if the rest are true or not and then post it somewhere or a link to it? that would be great.

Gaby Mexico Posted on 03/23/2003 at 03:18 PM

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Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a bellybutton, maybe he had 2 bellybuttons?

Timba United States Posted on 04/07/2003 at 10:43 AM

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Reality-what a concept!

Beth United States Posted on 04/11/2003 at 05:17 PM

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gosh, soulmates!

just got an email with some silly “facts” and went to my favorite site - http://www.snopes.com - I just LOVE hitting reply all and posting the link that disproves the theory that deoderant causes cancer, or whatever the warning du jour is.
Found this site looking for something official-sounding about Alfred H.‘s bellybutton. 

didn’t realize there were so many others out there who don’t believe everything they read.  I feel better about the future of the world!

Meryl United States Posted on 04/26/2003 at 10:24 PM

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ok i guess im an idiot because i thought it was a real fact that alfred hitchcock didn’t have a bellybutton! thank u everyone who made me realize im dumb haha

Dave United States Posted on 05/16/2003 at 09:05 AM

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Thank you all.  I have found friends.

Les United States Posted on 05/16/2003 at 09:20 AM

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I have to admit that I’m surprised at how much response this entry has generated. I used to think that I was the only one who got annoyed at these sorts of emails, but it’s clear I’m not the only one.

The problem is when I try to be helpful and point out how ridiculous these emails are all I end up doing is pissing off one of my family members for “being so arrogant” and replying to people that I “don’t even know.” Ignorance really must be bliss.

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Cayzle United States Posted on 06/25/2003 at 11:59 AM

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Here’s a good page with some of these debunked: Rumor Mill

Enjoy!

Linda United States Posted on 08/22/2003 at 12:08 PM

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And, Mel Gibson’s face wasn’t destroyed when he was a teenager!  Please all you naive people out there - think a little.  Don’t believe everything you read.  Believe 1%. And this post is the 1%.:smile:

Gina United States Posted on 09/09/2003 at 11:26 AM

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What about the kneecaps??  Really, who would possibly believe that a two-year-old child could walk around with no kneecaps???

/gina

franci United States Posted on 11/14/2003 at 11:39 AM

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actually the thing about the kneecaps is partially true. infants are born with a patella, but it is made of cartilaginous material. it ossifies later in life, so won’t show up on an x-ray until then. so technically it’s like they don’t have them in the usual sense of a kneecap, until they do ossify.

check this link: http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/may97/861940964.An.r.html

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