Sometimes you can be a little too honest which can pretty stupid when you’re a habitual thief on trial for stealing a cellphone and assault.
Reed testified during both phases of the trial, swearing and telling jurors he didn’t care if they sent him to prison for life.
“There’s things I choose to do, like, if I go in a store and choose to take a Snicker’s bar,” Reed testified. “If you catch me, you catch me. If not, I’m going to go home and eat it up and go on about my business, dog.”
At one point, he made an obscene hand gesture toward a retired Texas Ranger who testified against him. Reed had tried to rob the retired officer four years earlier but was overpowered by him.
This dumbass turned down a plea deal offered by the prosecutors pre-trial that would have netted him a maximum of 15 years. Instead the jury took only 15 minutes to decide to lock his moronic ass away for 99 years.


















looks like the jury really called his bluff on that one.