“Dr.” Kent Hovind and wife guilty of tax fraud. Get free trip to PMITA prison.

Posted by Les on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 09:31 PM. Read 6558 times. Tags: , ,
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Long time SEB favorite whipping boy “Dr.” Kent Hovind has been on trial for tax fraud over the past few weeks, which most of you probably already know if you’ve been following along on Pharyngula. Well the trial is finally over and the good “Dr.” and his wife have been found guilty of tax fraud that could land them in prison for a very long time:

Kent Hovind is charged with 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes and withholdings.

If found guilty, he faces a maximum of 288 years in prison. His wife, Jo Hovind, faces up to 225 years. Her charges include aiding and abetting her husband with 44 counts of evading bank-reporting requirements.

Doh! Seems the good “Dr.” would’ve benefited from less time studying the Bible and more time studying up on U.S. tax laws.

I’ve written many times in the past about what a total whack job the good “Dr.” is and my utter amazement that anyone actually takes anything he says seriously because it’s obvious after only a few minutes of listening to him that he’s more than a few cards short of a full deck. This became even more apparent during the course of his trial when he made all sorts of idiotic claims in an attempt to justify years of not paying taxes of any kind. A small sample follows:

In closing arguments this morning, Alan Richey, Kent Hovind’s defense attorney, said the Pensacola evangelist was never notified by the IRS that he was violating a specific law by not withholding and paying employment taxes on workers at the Dinosaur Adventure Land and Creative Science Evangelism, both of which he founded and operates.

Hovind also believes that as workers of God, he and all employees of the theme park and his ministry are exempt from paying taxes.

It’s a shame when reality conflicts with one’s beliefs. All too often, as “Dr.” Kent Hovind has just discovered, reality wins. On the plus side for Hovind it’s looking like we won’t have the good “Dr.” to kick around much longer. Of the bat shit crazy evangelists he was definitely my favorite.

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Spocko United States Posted on 11/02/2006 at 11:18 PM

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Wow 288 years, eh? That’s like 5% of the time since the universe was created!  tongue rolleye

Sadie Jane United States Posted on 11/02/2006 at 11:38 PM

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Kent Hovind is charged with 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes and withholdings.

If found guilty, he faces a maximum of 288 years in prison. His wife, Jo Hovind, faces up to 225 years.

Is it wrong that this is putting a big fat grin on my face?

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Les United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 12:25 AM

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If it’s wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

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Don United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 12:33 AM

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Spocko:

Wow 288 years, eh? That’s like 5% of the time since the universe was created! 

Don:

Hovind (does not deserve the title of Dr.) is facing 288 years of prison time? What is that 2,016 years in dog time? More than one con artist has been busted for not paying taxes; apparently, he did not render unto Cesar what belongs to Cesar.

Don

Sadie Jane United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 01:06 AM

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Les: If it’s wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Here, here.

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Sadie Jane United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 01:08 AM

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I meant “Hear hear.”

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sam United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 01:19 AM

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I enjoy your reference to the PMITA Prisons, I assume from Office Space?

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 11/03/2006 at 04:45 AM

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It’ll be interesting to see how many years of prison time convicted felon Kent Hovind and convicted felon Jo Hovind are actually sentenced to.
Ahhh, I can see it now - the IDiots with their placards doing stomping laps of the compound yelling ‘Doctor’ Dino fit the battle of Jericho, till he’s released or the walls come tumblin’ down.
I wonder if he realises he’s done wrong.
Not according to this.
I wonder how much he’ll be willing to rehabilitate himself.
I wonder if he’ll say: Father, why hast thou forsaken me?
I wonder if he’ll realise that his god has let him down big time.
I wonder if he’ll realise that bad things do happen to bad people.
I wonder if he’ll realise the similarities between he and Al Capone.
I wonder if Bull$hit will get in on the act and give him a Presidential Pardon.
Now, if only he could get convicted of committing “scientific” fraud against the public as well… LOL

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moses United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 06:04 AM

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I thought about giving a reply but so many things came to mind at once that I got totaly overwhelmed.
I find myself in the unusual position of being speachless, except maybe to say “right arm!”

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 11/03/2006 at 07:04 AM

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the battle of Jericho, till he’s released or the walls come tumblin’ down.

Apparently the archaelogical evidence is that Jerico never had walls.

I’m surprised that he didn’t come to some sort of bargain earlier- he’s not actually a stupid man from what I can gather- just ignorant in certain scientific fields.  Lets face it, he set up a theme park and ran it, which takes a certain amount of skills, even if as a business it makes a loss.

A few years ago ‘lovable’ Liverpudlian commedian Ken Dodd was done for tax evasion over here. To many commentators surprise, he was put on trial not in London, but in his home town of Liverpool.  Being a bit of a local hero he got off, and this was seen as a failure for the Inland Revenue.  But, as I tell people, he had his private life in the glare of the media, he paid all the tax, and the interest on it.  And in the following weeks lots of other celebrities telephoned the Revenue and said ‘I may have made a mistake with my accounts- can we come to an agreement’.

I suspect that Hovind is a ‘day in court’ person, some how thinking the judge will go ‘My God, you are so right- here let me just ignore all national laws and let you off’.

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Don United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 10:09 AM

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Last_Hussar:

I suspect that Hovind is a ‘day in court’ person, some how thinking the judge will go ‘My God, you are so right- here let me just ignore all national laws and let you off’.

Don:

Yeah, no doubt, he (Hovind) can crap in his pants with worry as not to get repeatedly butt fucked in prison. However, on the other hand, more than likely, one night in prison is better than 100 years with his wife. To Hovind, Jesus is everything, so being, Jesus was a retarded cross eyed drooling ameba, and an all-powerful ignoramus, justified by any act, and to be laid by any means, all is well- And YOU ALSO can go to heaven!

The Stupid Evil Bastard, Hovind! I crossed his path about 4 years ago, he was butt fucked long before the feds or the state got a-hold of him.

Don

Les United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 11:54 AM

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Sam, I’m not sure where I first heard PMITA prison used, but it might have been Office Space.

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 03:26 PM

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How long before he informs us all that he has “been battling alcoholism privately for many years now, and as an act of responsible stewardship is going into rehab?” Or pills, or compulsive gambling, or Internet porn, or sudoku…

Don United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 03:56 PM

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decrepitoldfool:

How long before he informs us all that he has “been battling alcoholism privately for many years now, and as an act of responsible stewardship is going into rehab?” Or pills, or compulsive gambling, or Internet porn, or sudoku…

Don:

That is an excellent deduction on your part as the thoughts went right over my head. YES, I would not be surprised that would show up. The biggy as an “invalid excuse” I’m a drunk, yeah right!!

According to ORS, 2005, 161.125, intoxication by any drug, man made as booze or other, is “NOT” a defense for any crime.  You “will” be tried as if you were sober and sane by state law.

Hovind should read it and learn.

All states, even the feds, more or less, without error nor remorse, mirror this ORS state statute.

Don

moses United States Posted on 11/03/2006 at 05:39 PM

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I got news for you, here in Canada being drunk is an excuse for just about anything.

Bog Brother United States Posted on 11/04/2006 at 12:56 AM

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Well, first Kent Hovind gets convicted, then Ted Haggard get’s outed for having a secret drug fueled relationship with a gay prostitute....what’s next, Tom Cruise reveals he’s secretly worshipped Xenu all along?  Man, if anymore religious “role-models” fall, my whole world is gonna be totally shattered!

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Shelley United States Posted on 11/05/2006 at 09:46 AM

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Wow. This just made my day. I’m going to send it on to my relative who is a serious Hovind groupie. I suspect that it won’t make any difference in his opinion of Hovind (he already told me that the charges against Hovind were trumped up), but it’ll be satisfying nonethless.

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JOB United States Posted on 11/15/2006 at 04:17 AM

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You might be more credible if you knew how to spell

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 11/15/2006 at 07:12 AM

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Yeah well Jobby, you could be more interesting if you knew how to punctuate.
Glass-houses and stone-throwing come to mind.

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Les United States Posted on 11/15/2006 at 08:09 AM

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I always love it when they don’t bother to mention whom they’re addressing with their comments.

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Tamara United States Posted on 11/15/2006 at 11:56 AM

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The Hovind groupies were out in force on various forums, discussing his conviction.  Almost all of them felt that he was being martyred for his religious beliefs, while a few believe his going to prison is part of God’s plan. 

Incidentally, Hovind has reported that he already has converted two prisoners to Christianity. Maybe in prison, he’ll finally fulfill his lifelong dream of teaching pseudoscience to the great unwashed masses.

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 11/15/2006 at 02:07 PM

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Tamara- you forgot the punctuation

converted two “prisoners to Christianity”

(Your avatar- I’ve got that book)

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Tamara United States Posted on 11/15/2006 at 02:25 PM

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I stand fully corrected, Last_Hussar.  wink

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 11/15/2006 at 06:01 PM

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Well, I reckon it should be:

“converted two prisoners to Christianity”

LOL

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Big Boy United States Posted on 12/24/2006 at 04:24 PM

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Wow so when something like this happens wheather you agree with him or not you actually get excited? Well I guess if you have no morals why wouldn’t you? Dr. Hovind is a great guy and has some wonderful points, so instead of arguing with facts you all go directly to name calling. But I guess if I was wrong I would do the same thing.

God Bless you Dr. Hovind!

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