Wait ... shouldn’t that dead parrot at the end have been nailed to a cross???

lol dead bird

Dead guy, dead guy on a stick.
What flavour is it?
What flavour is it? What flavour? It’s bleeding dead guy flavour init!

Not really on topic at all, but everytime I sign on I can’t wait to see what LH is going to have in his signature…

It’s bleeding dead guy flavour init!

Now, that’s funny, init? 

Well, I wasn’t expecting that.

There you go Webs Ancient religeous texts written while-u-wait. This week only- special deal on polytheism- Buy 2 Gods, get fertility Goddess free! (Terms and conditions apply)

Lord High Arch Pope of the Universe
Last Hussar

Hey can I get a fancy title?  I will sacrifice my first born son.

I will sacrifice my first born son.

Please don’t- I don’t want to make the same mistake other startups have made. Libations of a pint of hand drawn Cask ale are considered to be holy- possibly with a packet of pork scratchings or salt and vinegar crisps. Oh that gives me Commandment number 2

Thou shalt not partake of twiglets or any other marmite based snack near the Lord High Arch Pope

Title, hmmm- Howabout Knight Deacon of the Censure Censor. - Anybody kicks up in a non-humourous way/we get sick of them you get to hit them with a smoking ball on a chain.

Anybody kicks up in a non-humourous way/we get sick of them you get to hit them with a smoking ball on a chain.

SWEETTTTTTTTT!

You pick the right guy!     

SWEETTTTTTTTT!
You pick the right guy!

Ah Webs- putting the mentalism into fundimentalism

as a huge Python fan I get a kick out of this in any media ... the clever editing made it even better